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Big Mean Jerk posted:That's the race of catfish-faced people who are descended from the post-WW3 ruins of Louisiana Colonel Green was correct in his views then. I bet they taste good pan fried.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:22
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Hector Beerlioz posted:And gay vr games worn on your head, truly visionary show VR Space-Tuba Frisbee GOTY.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:29
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were there every any books starring Whoopi?
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whoopi whoopi man thats a fun word
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Not gonna lie, Tuba Frolf blew my mind when I was a child and wished it was real.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:33
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Star Trek proves that it takes several hundred more years before people give a poo poo about VR.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:34
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I'm Wesley Crusher and I'm gonna run lab experiments on a video game before I play it, in between jacking off to Ashley Judd.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:38
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Star Trek proves that it takes several hundred more years before people give a poo poo about VR. And only then because it beamed space drugs right into their brains, a feature Playstation VR is sadly lacking
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm Wesley Crusher and I'm gonna run lab experiments on a video game before I play it, in between jacking off to Ashley Judd. To be fair I'd sooner run a thousand experiments before I spent one minute with Ashley Judd. ----------------
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Oct 4, 2016 21:41
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Geordi reminiscing about the good old days of pre AI enabled Holodeck; back when they couldn't despise him and say "no"
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Oct 4, 2016 21:41
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naem posted:Enterprise had some real problems with its overall tone. Like, it's set before tos, so they went for a nostalgic old timey feeling intro, and everyone is old fashioned and talks really slow and has hound dogs and like, no dammit these are the first humans in space they would be really stoked and all about leaving that all behind Also, Enterprise happens about 90 years after First Contact, when humans were scattered tribes living like they were in a Fallout game. Can't really see Earth going from that to Utopia in that time span. You'd not only be excited to be exploring where no one has gone before, but you'd be pretty drat glad to get away from the radioactive shithole and probably get the best food available. Also, gently caress this thread. Now I've got to watch Balance of Terror again.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:57
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Wait, Trip Tucker was a Commander? Scotty was only a Lt. Commander during TOS and he was like the greatest engineer ever. gently caress Enterprise.
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Sunswipe posted:Also, Enterprise happens about 90 years after First Contact, when humans were scattered tribes living like they were in a Fallout game. Can't really see Earth going from that to Utopia in that time span. You'd not only be excited to be exploring where no one has gone before, but you'd be pretty drat glad to get away from the radioactive shithole and probably get the best food available. I bet the Vulcans regretted giving earth replicators and space charts as we then started breeding like bunnies and wearing space jumpsuits and driving around in I mean they must have REALLY been worried about the romulans to hook us up
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Oct 4, 2016 22:01
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Sunswipe posted:Wait, Trip Tucker was a Commander? Scotty was only a Lt. Commander during TOS and he was like the greatest engineer ever. gently caress Enterprise. I think Scotty may had been caught getting blasted on scotch in that little control room overlooking engineering too many times.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:02
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Wesley probably met Ashley Judd's mom and decided he'd rather "run experiments" first 
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Oct 4, 2016 22:03
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Ensign Ashley Juggs
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criscodisco posted:Wesley probably met Ashley Judd's mom and decided he'd rather "run experiments" first That's her sister.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:That's her sister. Good lord
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Oct 4, 2016 22:41
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Someone please map all the Judds to their star trek prime character analogs
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shadow puppet of a posted:Someone please map all the Judds to their star trek prime character analogs Naomi Judd is actually Naomi Wilder who went through the Keiko age-portal.
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criscodisco posted:At some point Janeway made Neelix sort of a crew liason, and he was laying out a list of crew grievances. At the end of the list he mentioned that there aren't enough "facilities" to go around and finishes with something to the effect of "and we all know what a Bolian can do to a bathroom!" I think it was implied that their excretions were caustic. I think they also mentioned that this made sex and reproduction between bolians and humans problematic, but I'm tired and I don't want to think about this anymore.
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naem posted:I bet the Vulcans regretted giving earth replicators and space charts as we then started breeding like bunnies and wearing space jumpsuits and driving around in Sure is helpful to have a race of short-lived gullible "diplomats" in your pocket so they can build a wall of "research" vessels capable of murdering thousands between you and the Klingon Empire 
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I'm surprised that culturally humans seem so anti-vulcan. It seems like after uplifting humans from a post-atomic hellscape into a warp capable united world a lot of humans would be super into vulcan culture and philosophy. Humans should be much less impulsive and emotional after a century of guidance. There should be vulcan monasteries all over the place and tons of devoted humans who all want to become more vulcan.
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Baronjutter posted:I'm surprised that culturally humans seem so anti-vulcan. It seems like after uplifting humans from a post-atomic hellscape into a warp capable united world a lot of humans would be super into vulcan culture and philosophy. Humans should be much less impulsive and emotional after a century of guidance. There should be vulcan monasteries all over the place and tons of devoted humans who all want to become more vulcan. Keep in mind the most of the main crew was from Starfleet's Top Gun program and those pointed eared bastards wouldn't give them faster engines.
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Baronjutter posted:I'm surprised that culturally humans seem so anti-vulcan. It seems like after uplifting humans from a post-atomic hellscape into a warp capable united world a lot of humans would be super into vulcan culture and philosophy. Humans should be much less impulsive and emotional after a century of guidance. There should be vulcan monasteries all over the place and tons of devoted humans who all want to become more vulcan. Humans are ungrateful and duplicitous.
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Automatic Slim posted:Humans are ungrateful and duplicitous. Hey jerk, I'm human 
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Automatic Slim posted:Humans are ungrateful and duplicitous. Yeah but at least we aren't fascist spoonheads.
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criscodisco posted:And we don't dissolve toilets with our acidic bowels Speak for yourself.
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Do they ever explain why guinan can like counter Q and they know each other or something in that episode where they introduce the borg or is that an abandoned plot thread
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Fojar38 posted:Do they ever explain why guinan can like counter Q and they know each other or something in that episode where they introduce the borg or is that an abandoned plot thread Abandoned plot thread.
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God these last Enterprise episodes have been terrible, I know it apparently gets better. "I took my loving dog to an alien planet full of extremely fussy people and now they're offended and my dog is sick and I only care that my dog is sick to the point of nearly abandoning my job as captain" "These people won't sell us fuel because klingons are bullying them. Let's help them set up a really poorly conceived plan to... sort of rough up and shame the klingons because that will totally make them go away forever" "T'pol has to capture a guy, it's making her EMOTIONAL. The guy says he's a good guy. T'pol is emotional and confused, why would she be arresting an innocent person??? Oh poo poo he tipped over a table which has resulted in the entire space port catching on fire. A loving starport built by a space faring civilization is currently on fire because someone tipped a candle onto the wooden floor. How will we ever capture this guy?!?! We have weapons that can instantly stun people, but we better have a pointlessly long chase and fight scene. Oh wait he was bad after all, so t'pol doesn't need to worry about emotions"
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Fojar38 posted:Do they ever explain why guinan can like counter Q and they know each other or something in that episode where they introduce the borg or is that an abandoned plot thread Ask Mark Twain, she told him everything
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Baronjutter posted:I'm surprised that culturally humans seem so anti-vulcan. It seems like after uplifting humans from a post-atomic hellscape into a warp capable united world a lot of humans would be super into vulcan culture and philosophy. Humans should be much less impulsive and emotional after a century of guidance. There should be vulcan monasteries all over the place and tons of devoted humans who all want to become more vulcan. Earth is really far from Vulcan so that ethical divergence malus is a bitch.
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Fojar38 posted:Do they ever explain why guinan can like counter Q and they know each other or something in that episode where they introduce the borg or is that an abandoned plot thread I like to think that Q pulled the same stunt with the Borg on Guinan's people, except instead of admitting they couldn't handle it, she tried the hand thing, and Q was like "oh no I'm undone" and hosed off, leaving them to get borgified.
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Guinan threatened to have Q cohost The View for all eternity, that's why he's afraid of her.
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I would let my child play Parisi Squares
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I would let my child play Parisi Squares Would you let your child go to the Sex Planet where they'll execute you for falling into the flowers?
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