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Ziggy Starfucker
Jun 1, 2011

Pillbug

PenguinKnight posted:

MOUNTAIN RANGE OF DEBT.

HERE I AM IN THE ROCKY'S, DIGGING FOR GOLD

THERE IS NO GOLD.

ONLY

DEBT

Mountain of Debt was a pretty fun goon game

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BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
He really just needs to bust out the harmonica if he wants to keep interrupting. You know he has it.

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Pence is a masterful bullshitter. Assertions of fact or topicality just slide right off that smooth, unending patter of BS

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Phimosissy posted:

Has Pence yet answered a single question?

Yeah, all mutants need to be registered.

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


ugggggggggggggh kaine you awkward gently caress

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Old Michael Scott is a helpful reminder of how bad "normal" Republicans are too.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

just got home and tuned in for a bit. I really don't think anyone is scoring points here.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Fuligin posted:

Pence is a masterful bullshitter. Assertions of fact or topicality just slide right off that smooth, unending patter of BS

He might have a future in the Senate, too, he is pretty good at filibustering.

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Pence is so loving difficult to look at jesus christ

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Fuligin posted:

Pence is a masterful bullshitter. Assertions of fact or topicality just slide right off that smooth, unending patter of BS

Being covered in bacon grease doesn't mean that he's a masterful bullshitter.

He's an insincere slippery motherfucker.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
"Criminal aliens in this country are bringing heartbreak" - what the gently caress does that mean?

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
I feel like this debate shouldn't be Clinton Surrogate vs. Trump surrogate and instead Clinton surrogate vs Pence the Shithead.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Man I hate Pence so much but he's a master troll.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fuligin posted:

Pence is a masterful bullshitter. Assertions of fact or topicality just slide right off that smooth, unending patter of BS

He's making me wish death on another human being and I don't like the feeling.

I think Trump is mostly just mentally ill. Pence seems evil.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

my mom who's very into politics is asking my dad "how can you watch this stupid debate, I hate this"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ours is an insult driven campaign? Did you just hear all the insults Tim Kaine quoted?! Who's the real one doing the insults here?

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
Pence is damned good at this and I hate him.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Let me sum up this debate:

DONALD TRUMP SUCKS!

NUH UH!

It's a bit embarrassing for both sides but it won't move the ticker either way, I think.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The biggest thing here is that Pence seems completely calm and confident in himself regardless of how full of poo poo he is and Kaine basically has Tourette's.

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

I think Kaine started weak but is finding his footing.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

kaine you loving idiot just sit there and answer questions normally, people will call it a wash, and the demo pr machine can drop some time trump called trump university student a sexy bitch and everyone will forget about it

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
Is...is this what having a moderator is like?

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

Dork457 posted:

I think Kaine started weak but is finding his footing.

Kaine has the advantage that his words have content and truth but Pence has the advantage of tone and I think that's what is going to win the night

RiotGearEpsilon
Jun 26, 2005
SHAVE ME FROM MY SHELF
Kaine nailed that teardown re: insult-based campaign.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

They very clearly came into this thinking Kaine could bait Pence as easily as Hillary could Trump and that's a really really loving dumb thing to think.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
"HA now we're even!"

gently caress Kaine stop

Pikestaff
Feb 17, 2013

Came here to bark at you




e; nvm

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

gently caress yo rights stop n frisk Mo fukka

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

berserker posted:

Kaine has the advantage that his words have content and truth but Pence has the advantage of tone and I think that's what is going to win the night

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/783482069775097860

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Coheed and Camembert posted:

Is...is this what having a moderator is like?

Huh? The moderator doesn't feel in control to me, and Pence is masterful at running over her.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

I feel like really going for the "Hillary's campaign is the insult driven one!" and reminding everyone about "Basket of Deplorables" are really bizarre strategies. They should just stick to bringing up the emails every question.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



pence is playing the 'gosh let me just explain this to you in plain terms' game and he's doing really well. he's gonna be dangerous in 2020

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Ours is an insult driven campaign? Did you just hear all the insults Tim Kaine quoted?! Who's the real one doing the insults here?

See also:

Clinton Foundation
Welfare
Outsourcing/trade
Women
Everything else

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


straight up brolic posted:

So it sounds like anyone who doesn't care about politics would have turned this off 10 min in?

I genuinely care about politics and I turned this poo poo off in fifteen minutes.

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta pack my poo poo and evacuate from the next Big Story.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
Pence cannot be baited like Trump, that's just how it is.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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So sounds like Pence is winning huh

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

BUG JUG posted:

pence is playing the 'gosh let me just explain this to you in plain terms' game and he's doing really well. he's gonna be dangerous in 2020

He's too ugly to lead a ticket.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
We will make an Alien Defense Force. We will appoint Newt Gingrich as our ambassador to Mars to make peace with the aliens.

Periodiko
Jan 30, 2005
Uh.
Unwatchable even for a VP debate.

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Fojar38 posted:

So sounds like Pence is winning huh

emphasis on "sounds"

he hasn't said a sincere word all night, it's been nothing but snarky bullshit and lies

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