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May 28, 2024 15:08
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- Nathilus
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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I'm (actually) 29 this year and it freaks me out a little bit because my mom was 29 when my sister was born
I just got married a couple months ago and am on track to have kids in a few years so I'm not like "behind schedule" or anything, I just don't feel like a full grown-up or like someone who should be having kids yet even though I'm the same age my parents were when they had their first kid.
I just hit 34, 2 years older than what my mom was when she had me, but a little under 10 years younger than my dad when I was born. That sick fukkin crib robber, heh.
I feel like I'm hella incapable of the whole marriage/kids thing, probably more incapable than I was in my 20s. Even though I'm pretty serious about wanting a family eventually. I've been told that these feelings are common and furthermore correct, no one is ready to handle a kid except people who have already been through it.
Anyway I get where youre coming from. I'm not even close to an adult by any reasonable definition. I can halfway take care of myself bachelor style and thats about the extent of my capabilities, honestly. So grats, at minus 5 years you are already ahead of me because you put a ring on it.
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Oct 5, 2016 02:53
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- Robot Made of Meat
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I turn 29 this month and that's making this the scariest Halloween ever because I only have another year until I am officially an old man and I don't like it! Too Spooky!
30 was perhaps the worst thing that ever hit my psyche. But once you're past the nadir, everything's an improvement!
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Oct 5, 2016 03:04
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- Piso Mojado
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I like being in my 30s. it's no different than my 20s, except now I have disposable income and can name a few wines.
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Oct 5, 2016 03:16
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- alnilam
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I like being in my 30s. it's no different than my 20s, except now I have disposable income and can name a few wines.
You, 30, desiccated with age: hmm, i suppose i could name a few whines... the whines of my heirs as they ask for money, that is, ho ho ho *drops monocle into bowl of sad looking soup*
Me, 29, bounding with youthful energy: yeah i know a few cats who make wine, it's pretty good but they haven't gotten too commercial with it, it's cool
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Oct 5, 2016 03:46
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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life...
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Oct 5, 2016 04:25
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Oct 5, 2016 04:26
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- joke_explainer
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You, 30, desiccated with age: hmm, i suppose i could name a few whines... the whines of my heirs as they ask for money, that is, ho ho ho *drops monocle into bowl of sad looking soup*
Me, 29, bounding with youthful energy: yeah i know a few cats who make wine, it's pretty good but they haven't gotten too commercial with it, it's cool
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Oct 5, 2016 04:32
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- symbolic
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i do not like being 19 because i'm old enough to have adult responsibilities but young enough to not know what i'm doing
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Oct 5, 2016 04:37
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- symbolic
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it gets better in a few years because you come to realize that literally nobody else knows what they're doing either, and we're all just doing our best to not gently caress up and let other people know that.
so i've heard
this isn't a very comforting thought but oh well
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Oct 5, 2016 04:45
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- Piso Mojado
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You, 30, desiccated with age: hmm, i suppose i could name a few whines... the whines of my heirs as they ask for money, that is, ho ho ho *drops monocle into bowl of sad looking soup*
Me, 29, bounding with youthful energy: yeah i know a few cats who make wine, it's pretty good but they haven't gotten too commercial with it, it's cool
this is pretty spot on actually
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Oct 5, 2016 07:16
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- Renegret
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THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.
YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*
Cat Army Sworn Enemy
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Bad news: you'll never know what you're doing.
The worst realization I've ever had was that my parents had no idea what they were doing either while I was growing up
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Oct 5, 2016 11:32
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- AAB
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Bad news: you'll never know what you're doing.
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Oct 5, 2016 11:44
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- social vegan
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nothing's true until it makes you laugh
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Oct 5, 2016 12:43
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- Elusif
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I wish i was dead
Skeletons dont need to eat breakfast
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Oct 5, 2016 15:09
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- social vegan
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muffins make me laugh they are the truest
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Oct 5, 2016 15:31
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- symbolic
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if you were still Facebook Aunt, this would have been a pro-tier name/post combo
Bad news: you'll never know what you're doing.
i'm...comforted?
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Oct 5, 2016 15:48
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- Robot Made of Meat
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Bad news: you'll never know what you're doing.
Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Oct 5, 2016
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Oct 5, 2016 15:57
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- Arkanomen
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All he wants is a hug
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This is my face as I read all this comforting advice about getting older. Like, a few weeks ago I walked into a bank and asked about mortgages like a dumb old man, except this is spooky month and it turns out that I'm the dumb old man and I've twilight zoned myself, but then a friend asked me to help redo his front lawn into a nice rock-based desert-scape and I got to rent a tiller and I thought about my dad and that was kinda relaxing.
Thanks chat thread.
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Oct 5, 2016 16:54
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- FCKGW
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hey guys yesterday I hit my funny bone and it was smarting all day but today I woke up and it doesn't hurt and now I'm playing rocket league to celebrate. hope you all have a blessed day like me. thanks.
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Oct 5, 2016 16:55
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- Macnult
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Oct 5, 2016 17:13
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- AAB
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This is my face as I read all this comforting advice about getting older. Like, a few weeks ago I walked into a bank and asked about mortgages like a dumb old man, except this is spooky month and it turns out that I'm the dumb old man and I've twilight zoned myself, but then a friend asked me to help redo his front lawn into a nice rock-based desert-scape and I got to rent a tiller and I thought about my dad and that was kinda relaxing.
Thanks chat thread.
jealousssssssss
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Oct 5, 2016 17:14
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- Renegret
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THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.
YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*
Cat Army Sworn Enemy
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I don't get carded for booze anymore
it makes me sad
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Oct 5, 2016 17:15
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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I don't get carded for booze anymore
it makes me sad
Is it because you look old or because every cashier at the liquor store knows you in a first name basis? Both are sad but only one is true for me!
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Oct 5, 2016 18:04
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- loquacius
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I'm hoping that buying a house and finally having to worry about poo poo like mortgage interest and escrow and plumbing and shrubberies and snowplowing and sprinklers and patio furniture etc will help me feel more adult. As it is right now all my furniture that isn't from Ikea or Target is inherited.
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Oct 5, 2016 18:11
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- loquacius
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Is it because you look old or because every cashier at the liquor store knows you in a first name basis? Both are sad but only one is true for me!
Back in the days when I was young and my wife was my girlfriend and under 21, the cashiers at the liquor store knew me so well that they didn't card her either
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Oct 5, 2016 18:12
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- Macnult
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I never get carded because I address everyone as "ma'am/sir" and never forget to say please and thank you
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Oct 5, 2016 18:42
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