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WEEK 4 UPDATE Week 4 thy name is bloodbath. We are now down to 4 teams. 19-0 Contenders Denver Broncos  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: Falcons Minnesota Vikings  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: Texans Philadelphia Eagles  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: @ Lions 0-16 Contenders Cleveland Browns  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: Patriots Eliminated from the 19-0 Race New England Patriots - Shut out by a Rex & Rob Ryan coached team. A Shameful Loss. Baltimore Ravens - Lost to the Oakland Raiders in a game I really don't remember much about Eliminated from the 0-16 Race Jacksonville Jaguars - Get their first win against the Indianapolis Colts but sadly it's not in the US. Chicago Bears - Managed to beat the Detroit Lions without Jay Cutler or any real offense to speak of. New Orleans Saints - Drew Brees got his revenge on the San Diego Chargers Week 5 19-0 Chase Commentary Well now poo poo gets real. We have 3 remaining 19-0 candidates, and two of them are scheduled to play each other in Week 7, meaning we will eventually eliminate down to two. The Broncos won without Siemian and I can't believe I'm saying this, but if he's out for any extended time their chances of going 19-0 look pretty grim. Making matters worse, the red hot Falcons are coming to town. This has gotta be the toughest game the Broncos have had on the schedule so far, even though their first match of the season was a Super Bowl re-match. Meanwhile, the Vikings caused OBJ to have another meltdown and get the Texans at home this week. Not as tough a game as the Falcons, but it's no cake walk either. The Eagles were idle so I have nothing to say about them except hail Wentz. Upcoming Games: Texans @ Vikings Falcons @ Broncos Eagles @ Lions Week 5 0-16 Chase Commentary Welp, we're down to the one team we all thought it would be. It's the Browns or nothing now. And they're playing the Pats with Brady this week.  Looking ahead, here's the rest of Cleveland's schedule:5 October 9 1:00 p.m. New England Patriots 6 October 16 1:00 p.m. at Tennessee Titans 7 October 23 1:00 p.m. at Cincinnati Bengals 8 October 30 1:00 p.m. New York Jets 9 November 6 1:00 p.m. Dallas Cowboys 10 November 10 8:25 p.m. at Baltimore Ravens 11 November 20 1:00 p.m. Pittsburgh Steelers 12 November 27 1:00 p.m. New York Giants 13 Bye 14 December 11 1:00 p.m. Cincinnati Bengals 15 December 18 1:00 p.m. at Buffalo Bills 16 December 24 1:00 p.m. San Diego Chargers 17 January 1 1:00 p.m. at Pittsburgh Steelers  Jesus Christ.Probably the most winnable games on there are Week 6 @TEN and Week 8 vs NYJ. If they're still winless after that I honestly don't see another potential win until Week 16 against the Chargers. Upcoming Games: Patriots @ Browns axeil fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Oct 5, 2016 |
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I want another snow bowl game... Though this time we dont have Shady to rely upon...Dammit Chip, imagine if we could have had Wentz throwing to Maclin and Jackson with Shady behind him..... Im kinda hoping that since Jackson's contract runs out this year Roseman will somehow lure him back to Philly dumping all the poo poo on Cheep. I like to live in a fantasy land 
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Oct 5, 2016 12:13
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axeil posted:Week 5 19-0 Chase Commentary it's a brave new world, my friend
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Oct 5, 2016 12:40
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I still think I'd be more surprised if the Browns didn't beat the Titans in week 6.
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Oct 5, 2016 13:50
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I know it was against the vaunted Bucs defense but Paxton looked pretty drat good with the short amount of time he had to prep.
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Oct 5, 2016 14:59
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What if Brady is all rusty and the Browns beat the Patriots?
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Oct 5, 2016 15:13
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Petition this thread to tack on a First to Worst (and vise versa) segment. its the cardinals
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Oct 5, 2016 16:17
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There could even be three worst to first teams this year!
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Oct 5, 2016 16:27
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December Chargers always play well so I imagine its NYJ or bust for the Browns
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Oct 5, 2016 22:19
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CyberPingu posted:Petition this thread to tack on a First to Worst (and vise versa) segment. I'm down with writing that up for next week. Since I doubt we get a 19-0 or 0-16 team this year it'll give us some content to talk about.
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Well...i doubt we get a 16-0 but i think the browns will give us something to talk about for at least another couple of weeks... Though we dont really want this to turn into a Browns thread.
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Oct 6, 2016 15:18
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The Browns will beat the Giants week 12 for their only win of the season. edit: Why yes, I am a Giants fan McSpankWich fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Oct 6, 2016 19:09
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the buckwild Browns are ready to win all kind of games and prizes.
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Oct 6, 2016 19:11
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Cavauro posted:the buckwild Browns are ready to win all kind of games and prizes. Your team was the last one that we beat to break an 11 game losing streak. Even after Shurmers play list got blown over to the Bengals sideline.
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Oct 7, 2016 02:13
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Welp, take the Eagles off this list
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axeil posted:Welp, take the Eagles off this list 
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Oct 10, 2016 00:17
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axeil posted:Welp, take the Eagles off this list ...and Denver.
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Oct 10, 2016 00:20
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Sam Bradford is the only undefeated team left.
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Oct 10, 2016 00:23
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I'm not up on my Norse mythology, but I'm fairly sure it is foretold that if Sam Bradford leads the Vikings to a perfect season, Ragnarök is unleashed
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Oct 10, 2016 00:28
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The Unnamed One posted:I'm not up on my Norse mythology, but I'm fairly sure it is foretold that if Sam Bradford leads the Vikings to a perfect season, Ragnarök is unleashed Såmule Bradbjørn, the King in the North
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Oct 10, 2016 00:33
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Chichevache posted:Såmule Bradbjørn, the King in the North Long live the king in the north
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The Unnamed One posted:I'm not up on my Norse mythology, but I'm fairly sure it is foretold that if Sam Bradford leads the Vikings to a perfect season, Ragnarök is unleashed ... I'll allow it. The Great Old Ones vs. the Nine Realms sounds like an entertaining Superbowl.
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Oct 10, 2016 00:40
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The Vikings are our only hope
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Brockenstein posted:The Vikings are our only hope undefeated Sam Bradford make it happen universe
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Oct 10, 2016 01:05
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Mel Mudkiper posted:undefeated Sam Bradford Trust in The Zimm and he will make it so
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The Unnamed One posted:I'm not up on my Norse mythology, but I'm fairly sure it is foretold that if Såmule Bradbjørn, the King in the North, leads the Vikings to a perfect season, Ragnarök is unleashed I can get behind this.
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Oct 10, 2016 01:32
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Zimmer was hired the same year as Bill O'Brien. In other words, if Bob McNair didn't have this weird obsession with the Patriots it's possible the Texans could have hired him Makes you think
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Oct 10, 2016 01:52
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The best thing about an undefeated Bradford is that he would still only be 18-0.Brockenstein posted:Zimmer was hired the same year as Bill O'Brien. In other words, if Bob McNair didn't have this weird obsession with the Patriots it's possible the Texans could have hired him Now I'm really sad that I won't get to see what atrocious things Clowney and Watt could do in a Zimmer defense. 
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Oct 10, 2016 01:56
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Brockenstein posted:Zimmer was hired the same year as Bill O'Brien. In other words, if Bob McNair didn't have this weird obsession with the Patriots it's possible the Texans could have hired him Zimmer almost didn't even bother interviewing with the Vikings because the Jags were the most recent of many teams to pass on him as HC. Not just the Texans on that one, but some of his success may be due to him being super tight with the GM. Zimmer has to have a big part in drafting to get "his players" like Danielle Hunter. Spielman is definitely all-in on Zimmer, and it is paying off.
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Oct 10, 2016 02:30
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How does the loss affect the Eagles' ELO
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BrownThunder posted:How does the loss affect the Eagles' ELO Eagles got knocked down to silver.
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Oct 10, 2016 21:41
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BrownThunder posted:How does the loss affect the Eagles' ELO They dropped from "Livin' Thing" to "Mr. Blue Sky"
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BrownThunder posted:How does the loss affect the Eagles' ELO Dropped 8 points. http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-nfl-predictions/
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Chichevache posted:The best thing about an undefeated Bradford is that he would still only be 18-0. I mean granted I wanted them to hire Ray Horton but I would have been OK with Zimmer too. Much much much more OK today, obviously. I didn't like the O'Brien hire at the time, then he won me over with how well the lovely QBs we signed performed under him and how well the Patriots South defensive coaching staff was doing, but welp the whole Brock thing basically tore down any confidence I have in this regime
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Oct 11, 2016 18:28
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Didn't they sign Brock without even meeting him face to face?
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Nah They also didn't actually speak to him on the phone either, because it was all done with his agent before they were allowed to actually talk to the player
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Oct 11, 2016 18:31
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Hey if anyone wants to give me millions of dollars without talking to me give me a call.
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CONFIDENTIAL Dear Bill O'Brien Sir, Good day and compliments. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Mariam Abacha, a quarterback of the federal republic of Nigeria. I seek your assistance to get out of Nigeria as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about my QBR and signs me to a long term contract. I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a young man in need. I would require the following: 1) Bankers Name and Address (2) Telephone and Fax Number of Bankers 3) Sort/ABA/Routing Number of Bankers 4) Account Number 5) Name of Beneficiary/Company Name /Address. 6) Telephone and Fax No. of Beneficiary By the grace of god may this letter find you. Yours faithfully, Dr Mariam Abacha
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Oct 12, 2016 21:19
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Flikken posted:Your team was the last one that we beat to break an 11 game losing streak. Even after Shurmers play list got blown over to the Bengals sideline. I only just saw this severe outburst from days ago but it's sad to see anyone lashing out when the Browns are mentioned as fairly buckwild. get the heck over it
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i never thought i would say this again but Let's rumble.
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