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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Not as good as bean 4

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
iced coffee protein shake for breakfast

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

at the date posted:

Coffee drinking is a perfect metonym for the decay of Western civilization. The civil rights movement fizzles out under the weight of coffee-sipping slam poets. The constant upward transfer of wealth is masked by yuppie enthusiasm for pumpkin lattes. Middle-class Americans fetishize the "industrial aesthetic" of coffee shops and baristas who cosplay as skilled laborers while manufacturing jobs flee the country and proletarian resentment grows. Twenty-somethings who honestly believe in the possibility of progress yet have never voted use the latest cell phone to share with thousands of strangers the gritty diarrhea they squirted out of a machine that cost more than the salary of a Liberian doctor. If Trump becomes President, or his inevitable successor, some other nationalist demagogue with the rough edges filed down, historians will trace a chain of escalating causes that closely tracks the rising price of a flat white in Brooklyn.



what the hell are those tilted glass things?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

prefect posted:

what the hell are those tilted glass things?

https://www.hario.co.jp/products/detail.php?product_id=96

in english: http://www.hario.jp/seihin/productdetail.php?product=TCA-5

and video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ2RkJLGxj8

Cocoa Crispies fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Oct 3, 2016

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

quote:

While enjoying a rich aroma, you can also visually enjoy the coffee moving up and down through the glass bowl. If the extraction times are the same, there is little difference in flavor, making this apparatus a favorite amongst professionals.

i don't just consume the content, i visually enjoy it

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
ordered more beans today

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

flakeloaf posted:

i don't just consume the content, i visually enjoy it

vacuum brewers are very impressive to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOrfmCGkPfc&t=180s

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

okay that is legitimiately cool

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

flakeloaf posted:

okay that is legitimiately cool
i ordered it once at panther but then there was a big rush while the barista was still setting it up and i felt like a dick and it was gone from the menu a month later

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



at the date posted:

Coffee drinking is a perfect metonym for the decay of Western civilization. The civil rights movement fizzles out under the weight of coffee-sipping slam poets. The constant upward transfer of wealth is masked by yuppie enthusiasm for pumpkin lattes. Middle-class Americans fetishize the "industrial aesthetic" of coffee shops and baristas who cosplay as skilled laborers while manufacturing jobs flee the country and proletarian resentment grows. Twenty-somethings who honestly believe in the possibility of progress yet have never voted use the latest cell phone to share with thousands of strangers the gritty diarrhea they squirted out of a machine that cost more than the salary of a Liberian doctor. If Trump becomes President, or his inevitable successor, some other nationalist demagogue with the rough edges filed down, historians will trace a chain of escalating causes that closely tracks the rising price of a flat white in Brooklyn.



same but for a significant portion of the service industry

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



woke up thinkin about those beans

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
i have a friend who recently changed jobs from working at restaurants to working at a coffee shop and he says it's a ridiculously huge improvement

he also makes a mean espresso

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

bump_fn posted:

i have a friend who recently changed jobs from working at restaurants to working at a coffee shop and he says it's a ridiculously huge improvement

he also makes a mean espresso

i try to be genuinely nice to everyone in the service industry but i feel like i'm especially nice to baristas and bartenders

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Cat Face Joe posted:

woke up thinkin about those beans

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Cocoa Crispies posted:

i try to be genuinely nice to everyone in the service industry but i feel like i'm especially nice to baristas and bartenders

because they're white

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

at the date posted:

because they're white

np, it's because they serve addictive substances

where do you live that everybody who serves coffee or alcohol is white

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

duTrieux. posted:

np, it's because they serve addictive substances

where do you live that everybody who serves coffee or alcohol is white

I was mainly talking about baristas, since this is the coffee thread, and while I don't have the numbers in front of me, let me put it this way, actually nevermind I won't put it that way since I just got off a 30-day, but let me put it this way: you're not going to find a German comparative literature grad behind the counter of a Bojangles in Atlanta.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

at the date posted:

because they're white

not in miami

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lookin forward to tomorrow's beans

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

at the date posted:

I was mainly talking about baristas, since this is the coffee thread, and while I don't have the numbers in front of me, let me put it this way, actually nevermind I won't put it that way since I just got off a 30-day, but let me put it this way: you're not going to find a German comparative literature grad behind the counter of a Bojangles in Atlanta.

huh.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Visual GNUdio posted:


roasted a batch from Burundi Nkanda Procasta and pulled a decce shot with a sidecar of soda

something's wrong with your espresso machine. it should be putting out much more power than that.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Captain Foo posted:

lookin forward to tomorrow's beans

why not have tomorrow's beans today

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

why not have tomorrow's beans today

i'm having beans right now!!

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
just "bean" drinking my favourite hot drink

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

big scary monsters posted:

just "bean" drinking my favourite hot drink

hey-hey-hey-hey

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

big scary monsters posted:

just "bean" drinking my favourite hot drink

same but iced

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



doin up my own cold brew right now. we'll see how it turns out tonight

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
:sludgepal:
:sludgepal::sludgepal:
:sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal:
:sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal:
:sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal:

Taking the bean escalator this morning.

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

Cat Face Joe posted:

doin up my own cold brew right now. we'll see how it turns out tonight

the wait is the hardest part

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Rooney McNibnug posted:

:sludgepal:
:sludgepal::sludgepal:
:sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal:
:sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal:
:sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal::sludgepal:

Taking the bean escalator this morning.
i like the phrase bean escalator

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Malcolm XML posted:

the wait is the hardest part

its v. difficult. was thinkin about those beans when i went to bed

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

coworker: "foo, you want some coffee?"
me: "sure"
coworker: "can you make it"

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
i keep getting in bed and going "poo poo i need to stop drinking coffee so late in the afternoon" and here i am at 5:30 just finishing a cup.

:waycool:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


i tend to think I drink too much coffee while drinking coffee.

think I'll make me some late afternoon coffee rn

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
i mean, no regrets or anything

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

fall allergies kicking in

gonna need those beans today

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

couldn't sleep, had too much coffee yesterday. Going to need a little extra today.

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

doctorfrog posted:

couldn't sleep, had too much coffee yesterday. Going to need a little extra today.

a virtuous cycle :coffeepal:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


drinking coffee rn

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Cat Face Joe posted:

doin up my own cold brew right now. we'll see how it turns out tonight

update: success but i think ima need to run it through some coffee filters to really get the fines out

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