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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

can you imagine if young men enlisted in the military were paid the same and provided the same benefits but were put to work improving domestic infrastructure instead of destroying foreign infrastructure

*shudders hawkishly*

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zakkro
May 29, 2015


AbysmalPeptoBismol posted:

Trump: "This was the single most decisive victory in a VP Debate in history. I believe that."

Hahahahaha

Wow :popeye: No way they'll lose now. 2016 election death screen comin' up

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Owned!
https://twitter.com/benjysarlin/status/783749766928793600

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

"I don't love....I don't hate...."

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Mention the admirals... Mention the admirals!!!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/783748394472706048

nobody remembered the final days of vp search

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/mviser/status/783750474625343489

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
So how soon until Putin sends his hackers at Trump's tax returns?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Maybe he'll be my new best friend! Really who knows

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i feel nothing but the yawning darkness within

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/783750707874820096
https://twitter.com/jpodhoretz/status/783750885897801728

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Mr. Pumroy posted:

i feel nothing but the yawning darkness within

If thread titles were honest instead of funny, this'd be my pick

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
out military is so, so depleted. the navy is the smallest it's been since world war i. you'd think we've spent the last three decades fighting in the desert fer chrissake!

wait.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




i was really sure he was gonna say he coached pence for the debate himself

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Nothing the Trump campaign says about Putin will change the reason why Putin would prefer Trump over Clinton as US President: Trump's a thin skinned tiny fingered ego freak who telegraphs his punches weeks before he takes a swing.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




MAKE AMERICA COLONIES AGAIN

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Nonsense posted:

You are no a bully, you are a loving hat

you got me nonsense, you wily beast

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



BOOSTED WEAR THE loving HAT

zakkro
May 29, 2015


"You ask me, those colonists weren't so great. Taxation w/o representation? What kind of deal was that? Would never have let that happen in the first place. Sad!"

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

usa today starting a hot new trend

https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/783751884939137024

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

If I don't win this will be the greatest waste of time, money and energy of my lifetime

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/jenniferjjacobs/status/783726612743270400

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




called it...asking them to do that only ensures they're gonna NOT do it even more

they don't like being told how to point their own drat cameras or set up their shots, anymore than i like to be told to wear pants on the subway

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
I know it's teleprompter-Trump, but what in the entire world is this lunatic talking about.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




SOMEBODY TELL ME WHERE HE'S GETTING THE GENERATOR FOR MAKING THESE PLEASE THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


it is 3:40 pm edt 34 days before the election and no publication that can be taken anywhere close to serious has endorsed trump yet

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Ragequit posted:

I know it's teleprompter-Trump, but what in the entire world is this lunatic talking about.

Ya gotta understand he's speaking from the gut, by way of where it ends up

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




i'm the kid who is nervous

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Vertical Lime posted:

it is 3:40 pm edt 34 days before the election and no publication that can be taken anywhere close to serious has endorsed trump yet

they're just waiting until he makes his pivot

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
"See I told you his hair was orange"

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

YOU A loving HAT posted:

i'm the kid who is nervous

same but all the time irl

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/783746875358797824
I have to agree here, it is a cool place he's at.

wait, is this venue in Spinal Tap?!?!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
In my guts, I know he's nuts.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

YOU A loving HAT posted:

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHERE HE'S GETTING THE GENERATOR FOR MAKING THESE PLEASE THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

lisafrank.com

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
https://twitter.com/kzernike/status/783733576974135296

https://twitter.com/mattkatz00/status/783751957215412228

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
If christie wasnt such a vicious stupid son of a bitch i would feel bad for him

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




YAFH got her name from an offhanded insult I made towards a Canadian. Im getting a lot of credit for her performance now in the TP thread.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Is TelePrompTer Trump going off the rails?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Or did he just do a couple of rails before going on stage?

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
How, at this point, can you write in Bernie who has said "please don't write me in you stupid fucks"

https://twitter.com/MoreWhit/status/783753556675354624

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