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Gorilla Salad posted:This was in the AUG thread, but it's too horrifying not to share. so tired of seeing snake spirit people
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http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/963421.shtmlquote:A Longyao county court sentenced Li Haifeng to eight years and six months in prison on charges of "blackmailing" noodle giant Jinmailang Foods in December. Li was also fined 20,000 yuan, according to thepaper.cn.
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defending human rights also not ok in china but calling out a megacorp under the guise of defending human rights is super not ok its not excessive mercury in our noodles its an acceptable level of mercury now here at 7 cases of the noodles and go away
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quote:China concerned about death of Syracuse student from Beijing http://bigstory.ap.org/article/791b702719fc4b0d9ddfeb14432f1c41/china-concerned-about-death-syracuse-student-beijing Oh god i am going to hell hahaha.
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The Great Autismo! posted:http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-city-hall-chinese-flag-1.3789155 From a page or two ago, but the mother of the mayor's girlfriend is currently facing the death penalty for corruption. (e: in China obviously) Probably unrelated.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:http://bigstory.ap.org/article/791b702719fc4b0d9ddfeb14432f1c41/china-concerned-about-death-syracuse-student-beijing This is for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J73cZQzhPW0
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ocrumsprug posted:From a page or two ago, but the mother of the mayor's girlfriend is currently facing the death penalty for corruption. (e: in China obviously) Also unrelated if the flag comes down when she gets to Canada.
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5000 year tradition of military excellence  UN peacekeepers refused to help as South Sudan rebels raped aid workers – report quote:UN peacekeepers stayed in their bases rather than risk doing their job of protecting civilians during an outbreak of fighting in South Sudan in July, a rights group has said. Link
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Unfortunately this is hardly the first time something like this happened. The Rwandan Genocide was full of accounts of UN peacekeepers either quitting the field/running away, or straight up palling around with the perpetrators Most UN peacekeepers are sent by poor shitholes for some easy cash
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The Mongol came again last night. She brought me a big box of imported kiwi. I was surprised about that, but I like kiwi so it's fine. We got to talking and she told me about her parents. Her dad is some mega-mix of north Han, Korean, and Russian, coming from one of the very northern provinces. Back in the late 1960s, he and his brother got the idea to run away from "something" and go to west inner Mongolia and live in a small town near the outer Mongolia border. They brought a little money with them but it was a poor area and bartering and trading for goods was the way people got stuff. So her dad and his brother got some wood and started making chairs and trading them for animals and other stuff. They kept making furniture and taking them to other towns and eventually they got rich with money and goods. While most of China was starving, these two guys were becoming furniture kings and rolling in it. They got a little chunk of land and her dad decided it was time to marry. Her dad married an imported Han and had a baby. After a few years he got tired of her and sent her Harbin and that was the end of that marriage. He was shopping around for a new wife and decided to buy local. There was a cute teenage Mongol girl he would see in the market and he thought she was pretty, so she kept asking her for dates. She refused because she said he was ugly. He took this to mean that he should pursue her more. He found out that her parents had 7 kids and were struggling to feed all of them. He grabbed 600 RMB cash (it was almost 1980 at this point, so 600 RMB was a huge amount of money) and went to the parents and said he can solve their food shortage and poverty problems if they wanted to trade their daughter. They snatched the money and in her words "Take her back to your house. She is your wife now." He took her home and she was shocked to find he was much older than her and still ugly. She said her mother is beautiful, tall, slim, nice hips, and that her "head size is not big like other people." If I had to guess, she looks like her mom based on that description. They had a daughter, and then another (which is the one I know) and then several sons. The dad was still making money, now switched to real estate and several other things. He decided that the sons would take over the business and land ownership and the daughters would all go to university so they could make their own way with an education. So the daughters are educated and the sons are rednecks. She told me she wasn't allowed to go to any of her friend's houses because it was a thing with Mongols that neighbors hosed each other and her parents didn't want her to get plowed by her friend's dads. She said outside of class she didn't get to play with anyone until she got to university, and it caused her a lot of social anxiety as a result. She worked past it and does sales now for commission. Her dad pushed on and found out that he could get himself two wives in the local culture if he wanted, so he got an extra Mongolian wife while still married to her mom. They had a daughter, but she was sickly and born in winter. The dad went off for a week to make a delivery and the wife stayed with the baby. According to her, she couldn't produce milk because it was winter, so she worried if it was possible to raise the child because it was too young for animal milk. She got the idea to take the baby outside to the snow and leave her out there overnight. The dad came home to find his newborn child murdered, so beat up and divorced his new wife and returned to other. She also said he was put in prison for a while because a neighbor didn't like him and bribed the police to lock him up for a bit. She's Mongolian Buddhist and also believes in most of their local superstitions, spirits, and ghosts. To decorate my room I put up a cute poster print of a Hindu god that I'd gotten in India, found tucked in my waterproof documents folder that travels with me everywhere I go. Both times she's come to my house she stands there and stares and won't let me talk to her during her gazing. She said she really doesn't want to offend the protector of my house, and asks for forgiveness for intruding. I asked her what these several scars on her body are, and she refused to say why, saying if she said the words it could cause them to happen again. I kept naming things and when I got to tumors and cancer she cupped her hand over my mouth and told me to shut up so she doesn't get sick again and die and have to go hell sooner. We were laying there and she whispered in my ear "I want to rape you." I asked her how it was possible since I was stronger than her, and she said "You know Mongolians like to rape. We raped the whole world." She said it was also possible to rape with the eyes and Mongolians like to do that too. It's nice to take a break from the Han and everything this thread is about. She's not like any other people here because she doesn't share their culture and wasn't raised into it. She falls into some of the stereotypes ("We Mongols...") but so far none of the Chinese cultural and educational tropes and ignorance have come up in conversation and that's refreshing. The last post about her I joked about her riding her ebike like Mongol hordes did, and she brought it up herself saying Mongolians have traded their horses for motorcycles, but one day can still ride them in packs like their ancestors.
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Aww, you sound like a really cute couple!
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Haier posted:The Mongol came again last night. She brought me a big box of imported kiwi. Genuinely laughing at the juxtaposition of these two sentences.
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Haier posted:We were laying there and she whispered in my ear "I want to rape you." I asked her how it was possible since I was stronger than her, and she said "You know Mongolians like to rape. We raped the whole world." She said it was also possible to rape with the eyes and Mongolians like to do that too. lol rip haier. your plunges of valor will be remembered.
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You should submit that to literary journals
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Grand Fromage posted:I really think the "omg kids are all in their phones" thing is wildly overblown but man in China and Korea sometimes it seems so true. My students care vastly more about having their phone taken away for a day than literally not being able to go to college. Oh man, a couple of months ago my wife and I visited the Grand Palace in Bangkok, and afterwards we ducked into the Subway across the road for a quick bite (I know, but it'd been a month and we were a bit sick of Thai food). We got our food and went upstairs, where I poo poo you not, every single seat in the place (probably 50+ seats) was taken by a young-ish Chinese tourist sipping at a small soda and staring at their phone. It was honestly really creepy, a small room jam packed with young adults and the only sound was an occasional slurp on a straw. We ate really quickly and got out, it was so unsettling.
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webmeister posted:Oh man, a couple of months ago my wife and I visited the Grand Palace in Bangkok, and afterwards we ducked into the Subway across the road for a quick bite (I know, but it'd been a month and we were a bit sick of Thai food). We got our food and went upstairs, where I poo poo you not, every single seat in the place (probably 50+ seats) was taken by a young-ish Chinese tourist sipping at a small soda and staring at their phone.
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webmeister posted:every single seat in the place (probably 50+ seats) was taken by a young-ish Chinese tourist sipping at a small soda and staring at their phone.
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I've never been able to get what they're doing all that time. My phone will entertain me for about 20 minutes before I need something else to do. Has everyone else discovered the one phone game that isn't lovely?
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Now they havin' sixheaded babies! This girl had six photos of her with this make up. The words in her profile really did it for me.  Darkman Fanpage posted:she can probably out wrestle you haier
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What's up with the conehead thing? Is that some kind of birth defect?
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selective breeding, like the kind that results in this Its just poor post natal care. In the US a baby would be sent home with a helmet and soon have a normal shaped head Asian women often have a higher hairline than women of other races as well Fauxtool fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Haier you should tell her to go ahead, put on some nirvana and let her rape you. Let us know if she gives you a lofty position on her Mongolian raider skull pile.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:What's up with the conehead thing? Is that some kind of birth defect?
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Grand Fromage posted:I've never been able to get what they're doing all that time. My phone will entertain me for about 20 minutes before I need something else to do. Has everyone else discovered the one phone game that isn't lovely? Watching TV shows, as far as I can tell
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Peyton Manning is knocking up everyone in China.
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I've been away from the best thread for a while (6 millions posts and several threads away) and.. doesn't Haier read more and more like 50 foot ant? Which actually would be a good thing.
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This is definitely the right place to get tips on eye raping.
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typical (fe)male gaze
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I had a dude pull me out of traffic once when i first moved to china and I at first got flustered since I don't like being randomly grabbed but then realized it stopped me from getting almost hit by a nearby car since drivers there are insane if they are a party prince, so I thanked him after that.
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Haier posted:The Mongol came again last night. She brought me a big box of imported kiwi. Um, excuse me, I think you mean Chinese Gooseberry. Can't wait to see your televised apology to China.
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kiwi is good for male potency because it looks vaguely like haiery(sorry) balls. We all know the second best thing to eating genitals is something that looks like them
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Haier posted:The Mongol came again last night. just once?
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Haier posted:Now they havin' sixheaded babies! it clearly sometimes skips a generation
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I'm using some of these pics in class next week. I showed Mayan skull deformation and now I can give them an idea what it would look like as a living person.
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I wish there were many China posters, because Tantan pics could have their own thread. The stuff I see on there every day is legit amusing, horrifying, or funny. Haier posted:Much of the fiveheads here are due to malnutrition and stress balding. There's a LOT of very balding or thinning heads out there, many on women who are in their twenties and thirties.  Maybe it's my inner 12-year-old, but this one made me chuckle out loud. 
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