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baquerd posted:YouTube doesn't allow videos of death by intentional yogurt aspiration. Got to to Liveleak for all those dairy snuff films.
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Outrail posted:Face of panic. That was the look of a man who's totally lost self control. Like he was trying to cough up a xenomorph Every time he tries to talk is loving pure gold.
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Oct 5, 2016 19:17
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He sticks his tongue out when he coughs and for some reason that really bothers me
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vape life bro
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Can't have a Carolina Reaper talk without the best Carolina Vaper guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24pcL5wnLQ
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Gorilla Salad posted:New FailArmy. Kid at 5:40 fucks his head up on some concrete and you can hear he's immediately unconscious and likely has a fractured skull, not something you want to hear through headphones, a warning
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) but the puppy and ferret at 4:40 is gold.
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I was just vacationing in Hawaii and this exact scene plays out every 5 to 10 min near the resorts.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I was just vacationing in Hawaii and this exact scene plays out every 5 to 10 min near the resorts. Then every so often you get one of those waves that starts pulling someone out with it and then the hilarity begins when they lose their poo poo because they think the ocean is trying to kill them.
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Nuebot posted:Then every so often you get one of those waves that starts pulling someone out with it and then the hilarity begins when they lose their poo poo because they think the ocean is trying to kill them. The ocean is always trying to claim those that escaped her. She's been holding a grudge against land animals for millions of years, and reclaiming water apes a few at a time is her long game.
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I find it annoying that I know exactly what that girl's voice sounds like from the way she moves her mouth.
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Wasabi the J posted:Every time he tries to talk is loving pure gold. It's like he's speaking in tongues. The power of Christ compels you!
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I was just vacationing in Hawaii and this exact scene plays out every 5 to 10 min near the resorts. I already want to visit Hawaii and this just makes the desire stronger
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food court bailiff posted:How does this guy not IMMEDIATELY die of ARDS? 'cause Wolfman's got ARDS
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baquerd posted:YouTube doesn't allow videos of death by intentional yogurt aspiration. Say hello to your mother for me
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I was just vacationing in Hawaii and this exact scene plays out every 5 to 10 min near the resorts. i live on oahu and watching tourists get plowed on beaches has been a great pastime for decades. i highly recommened sandies (i think offically called 'sandy beach park'). notorious shore break that will piledrive the poo poo out of you even when you're paying attention. i believe the current stats this year are 1 fresh parapalegic every 3 weeks.
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snucky posted:i live on oahu and watching tourists get plowed on beaches has been a great pastime for decades. i highly recommened sandies (i think offically called 'sandy beach park'). notorious shore break that will piledrive the poo poo out of you even when you're paying attention. i believe the current stats this year are 1 fresh parapalegic every 3 weeks. Totally misunderstood this at first and couldn't help but think you're a voyeur.
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The poor owl is thinking, "He'll get tired in a few minutes and go away." Nope, cockatoos will happily do that poo poo for five hours straight.
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Pesticide20 posted:Totally misunderstood this at first and couldn't help but think you're a voyeur. Dogging-watching is one of Oahu's oldest traditions.
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Gorilla Salad posted:The poor owl is thinking, "He'll get tired in a few minutes and go away." Usually outside my window from 5am, mostly on Sundays.
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What is wrong with those guys?!
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They're malicious toddlers with feathers.
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FuhrerHat posted:What is wrong with those guys?! Are you familiar with the concept of intrusive thoughts? Those are the only kinds of thoughts cockatoos ever have.
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They really are like toddlers, but evil. Cute. But evil. Every year we have flocks of cockatoos go past like feathery booozed up bikie gangs. They love the huge pine trees in the area, not just for the food, but because if you drop a pine cone from a height of twenty metres onto a car it makes a really funny noise. To cockatoos. To everyone else, it's hundreds in repair bills. So people know to move their cars well away from any pine trees for safety. But this doesn't stop the bastards. They actually pull the pine cones off the tree and then fly, sometimes several blocks, until they find something they can drop it on that looks like it'll make a big boom. Even if you can't hear the original impact, the sounds of all the other cockatoos cheering from the trees lets you know some poor bastard nearby just got their car roof dented.
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JD posted:I already want to visit Hawaii and this just makes the desire stronger It was seriously one of the funnest things I did. Get blitzed on local booze/beer, then float just past the breakers where you can just ride over the bigger waves and watch kids/super skinny people just get suplexed over and over till they gave up and left. snucky posted:i live on oahu and watching tourists get plowed on beaches has been a great pastime for decades. i highly recommened sandies (i think offically called 'sandy beach park'). notorious shore break that will piledrive the poo poo out of you even when you're paying attention. i believe the current stats this year are 1 fresh parapalegic every 3 weeks. This was Kauai on the South side. All the beaches by the resorts are super eroded so it's almost impossible to avoid the bigger waves. One woman, for some unknown reason, decided that it would be a great idea to sunbath right by the water and ended up getting drug facedown down the beach about 15 ft before she got her legs under her. A+ comedy, would people-watch again.
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snucky posted:i live on oahu and watching tourists get plowed on beaches has been a great pastime for decades. i highly recommened sandies (i think offically called 'sandy beach park'). notorious shore break that will piledrive the poo poo out of you even when you're paying attention. i believe the current stats this year are 1 fresh parapalegic every 3 weeks. Am I understanding you right? It cripples a person every few weeks?
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TheDon01 posted:Am I understanding you right? It cripples a person every few weeks? There's no schadenfreude without schaden! (Or freude. I don't know which is the misfortune part.) vvvvvv Thanks! Weatherman has a new favorite as of 07:19 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Weatherman posted:There's no schadenfreude without schaden! (Or freude. I don't know which is the misfortune part.) Schaden (damage, harm) + Freude (joy).
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Gorilla Salad posted:Even if you can't hear the original impact, the sounds of all the other cockatoos cheering from the trees lets you know some poor bastard nearby just got their car roof dented. Since I do not live in a cockatoo-cursed land, this makes me unreasonably happy.
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When ever I go to failarmy on youtube I click through the first second of this video, I have developed a hatred for the guy that says "big smiles".
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TheDon01 posted:Am I understanding you right? It cripples a person every few weeks? yes, someone is hospitalized by being planted headfirst on sand or rocks by the shorebreak a few times per month. there's orange warning flags every 30 feet and lifegaurds have many war stories. it's generally safe if you aren't a large white person who has only been to lakes in the past tho! edit: looks like this in the winter  Pesticide20 posted:Totally misunderstood this at first and couldn't help but think you're a voyeur. i reread and enjoyed the same perspective snucky has a new favorite as of 09:28 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Please keep webms of the debate in D&D.
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That's how all birds treat Cockatoos. A couple of King Parrots live near my Mums house and the Cockatoos can do basically nothing to get them to stay away from the seed bowl.
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Gorilla Salad posted:
This is the funniest loving thing!
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