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BaDandy
Apr 3, 2013

"This taste...

is the taste of a liar!"

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

God I pity the world's middle school teachers when that story broke. Tryna do a nice unit about civics and now you gotta explain what a blowie is

I remember being in the sixth grade around then and having to do a report on presidents and I got Bill Clinton. I had to ask if I had to talk about the scandal too because I wasn't sure what to do and my teacher was like "Uhhhh, nothing's conclusive yet so leave it out for now, haha."

It did solidify my (mostly) positive opinion of his presidency, though, which is good because I was surrounded by kids who were parroting what their parents were saying and made fun of me for getting stuck with ~Clinton~.

edit: wait gently caress, I was in 4th grade, not 6th.

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Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I played the role of Bill Clinton in my social studies class's mock presidential debate and worked really hard on my impression of him. I really liked doing the fist-thumb thing and saying "I'ma build a bridge" with the lip bite. And then some dumb kid got mad at me being picked because "there's no such thing as a girl president." Who's laughing now, Bryce.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Has anyone assembled a good collection of photos + gifs of Kasich devouring food?

I'll thank you in the morning if you link me, I'm passing out.

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!
Bill Clinton inspired me to pick up the saxophone when I was little.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

I think he really may not be the man he was when he was Cheney's puppet.
Alternately, he's shrewd enough to realize his caricature of "dumb bumbling buffoon puppeteered by Emperor Palpatine" grants him enough folksy cover to be let off the hook as long as he does a bunch of "Normal guy" poo poo.

Like paint bad pictures.

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Since I don't trust Goldwater here to click links, let me just spell out that one of the many things that gay conversion therapy does is attempt to create a pavlovian sense of aversion to homosexual arousal. Imagine being forced to view porn until you became erect and then tortured, physically tortured, until you associate that agony with arousal and lose your ability to enjoy sex.

You want a link? Okay here's a link.
http://deadstate.org/man-commits-suicide-after-court-ordered-christian-drug-treatment-program-tried-to-un-gay-him/

I found this on this very forum about a year ago.

I might be a troll or an idiot but I know all too well what these kinds of monsters do. I was hoping - praying? - that the Religious Right was dying. Trump seemed to have split them as much as he did other Republicans.

So I'm sorry to the transgender or homosexual posters here for being ignorant. Maybe that doesn't mean much but I hope you can believe I will be voting for Clinton.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Stereotype posted:

I remember being in 3rd grade learning what impeachment was because it is a rare historic event and they thought we should know.

I also remember being in 9th grade and hearing kids complain about soccer practice being cancelled because some dumb buildings fell down in new york.

i remember counting the votes in my class's mock election and being surprised that clinton won because i had voted for dole and my parents were voting for dole and didn't everybody like bob dole? :downs:

although i did wonder who that alan keyes guy was my parents had lawn signs out for before it was dole

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

FilthyImp posted:

Alternately, he's shrewd enough to realize his caricature of "dumb bumbling buffoon puppeteered by Emperor Palpatine" grants him enough folksy cover to be let off the hook as long as he does a bunch of "Normal guy" poo poo.

Like paint bad pictures.

To be really honest I suspect his new cuddly demeanor is brain damage from the alcoholism relapse. I dunno I just don't feel that white-hot hate for him anymore. There's too much going on in the present.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Trabisnikof posted:

This is what frustrates me most about the isolationist left. They declare US action in Syria as militaristic warmongering and US inaction in Rwanda as shameful cowardice.

They want the US to stop international violence, just without using any violence to do so.

There is also a strain that has more than a bit of colonial thinking (bordering on racism) and Americocentrism, which thinks that every hotspot in the world is our fault, which is about as ridiculous as the "America is the Holy Force of Righteousness and Democracy" view of the right. Yes, we do gently caress up a lot of stuff (war in Iraq being a big recent example), but ultimately people do things based on what they think affects their families and their countries, and our abilities to influence them are actually pretty limited. What's more, they often do things that are extremely courageous, to great personal risk and cost to themselves, and reducing everything to effects of our actions is utterly disrespectful.

Edit: I feel like I didn't really explain it well enough... to me, people who think "we can wave our hands and presto! Democracy in Iraq!" and people who think "we can wave our hands and presto! Civil War to protect filthy capitalists against an unclear threat" are both making the same mistake of looking down on -- or simply ignoring existence of -- millions of people who make up a country, its institutions, that fight in its wars and form their communities and civic society.

OddObserver fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Oct 6, 2016

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Oh no!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/783881566510546944

It's a September poll :lol:

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Justin Timberwolf posted:

Here's a neo-nazi at a Trump rally explaining how the holocaust is a hoax while people chant TRUMP behind him.

https://twitter.com/GadiNBC/status/783844268053975040

Is the election over yet?
https://twitter.com/JayCostTWS/status/783889972168384512
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/783890558246854656
https://twitter.com/steveschale/status/783891425276624897
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/783891659037741056






NikkolasKing posted:

I'm holding out hope. Just yesterday I had no idea who Julian Assange was. Maybe this was all just the most amazing and fortuitous timing.

Probably not but ya know, what do I have to lose. I already don't like Hillary.
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/783892739104579584

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

It's also ludicrous, Virginia will vote for Donald Trump when Hell freezes over.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

I played the role of Bill Clinton in my social studies class's mock presidential debate and worked really hard on my impression of him. I really liked doing the fist-thumb thing and saying "I'ma build a bridge" with the lip bite. And then some dumb kid got mad at me being picked because "there's no such thing as a girl president." Who's laughing now, Bryce.

Technically Bryce, at least until november 8th and a Hillary win.

Though it is somewhat strange to consider that if Hillary wins 2 terms, there could be kids turning 18 and voting who have no real memories of an old white dude being president. Kinda makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. :3:

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



One year ago today :allears:

https://twitter.com/MonicaCrowley/status/651043858541879296/

So beautiful :swoon:

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

NikkolasKing posted:

I might be a troll or an idiot but I know all too well what these kinds of monsters do. I was hoping - praying? - that the Religious Right was dying. Trump seemed to have split them as much as he did other Republicans.

So I'm sorry to the transgender or homosexual posters here for being ignorant. Maybe that doesn't mean much but I hope you can believe I will be voting for Clinton.

Cool.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

God I pity the world's middle school teachers when that story broke. Tryna do a nice unit about civics and now you gotta explain what a blowie is

Elementary school maybe, but pretty much every middle school kid knows what a blowjob is, and were giggling their asses off.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Cop Porn Popper posted:

Technically Bryce, at least until november 8th and a Hillary win.

Though it is somewhat strange to consider that if Hillary wins 2 terms, there could be kids turning 18 and voting who have no real memories of an old white dude being president. Kinda makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. :3:

in 2020 there will be people voting who were born after 9/11

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Neo_Crimson posted:

Elementary school maybe, but pretty much every middle school kid knows what a blowjob is, and probably giggling their asses off.

Are you younger than me maybe? Kids' level of sexual knowledge was really really different before internet porn really got off the ground. I was in sixth grade in 1996 and even though we were cool city kids only the ones with older siblings got even close to guessing what the adults were so upset about.

On Terra Firma
Feb 12, 2008

NikkolasKing posted:

You want a link? Okay here's a link.
http://deadstate.org/man-commits-suicide-after-court-ordered-christian-drug-treatment-program-tried-to-un-gay-him/

I found this on this very forum about a year ago.

I might be a troll or an idiot but I know all too well what these kinds of monsters do. I was hoping - praying? - that the Religious Right was dying. Trump seemed to have split them as much as he did other Republicans.

So I'm sorry to the transgender or homosexual posters here for being ignorant. Maybe that doesn't mean much but I hope you can believe I will be voting for Clinton.

I kind of feel bad for you being dogpiled here because you don't seem like a complete tool, but most of what everyone else here said is right. It's deadly serious this election and it's probably only going to get worse. The only way to get some of the worms back into the can is with Clinton obliterating Trump not only in the EC but in the popular vote too. Trump is out of his mind and Pence is a loving monster. Grab as many people as you can and vote against them.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Quorum posted:

It's also ludicrous, Virginia will vote for Donald Trump when Hell freezes over.

Oh no, there are Trumpists here. My dad almost got into a fight with one when he didn't return the key phrase, but instead audibly call him a dipshit under his breath. I've also heard A VETERAN (old white man to be fair) in a super market talk not necessarily good about him, but more about complaining about price hikes when Clinton takes power, along with some lovely lone Trump stickers on cars. The problem is that despite how many exist around the more woodland areas of VA, they're going to be outvoted by Northern VA wanting stable government money to keep flowing as usual. But now they also have to contend with their wives, a more active non-white voting base and of course Kaine home teaming.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011



I like how they made the Clinton text crooked. Very subtle.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

:lol:

https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/783904209074806784

Fight! Fight!

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Queering Wheel posted:

I like how they made the Clinton text crooked. Very subtle.

holy poo poo i didn't see that at first

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Queering Wheel posted:

I like how they made the Clinton text crooked. Very subtle.

It just makes her look jaunty.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
what the gently caress is wrong with his hair

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Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

NikkolasKing posted:

You want a link? Okay here's a link.
http://deadstate.org/man-commits-suicide-after-court-ordered-christian-drug-treatment-program-tried-to-un-gay-him/

I found this on this very forum about a year ago.

I might be a troll or an idiot but I know all too well what these kinds of monsters do. I was hoping - praying? - that the Religious Right was dying. Trump seemed to have split them as much as he did other Republicans.

So I'm sorry to the transgender or homosexual posters here for being ignorant. Maybe that doesn't mean much but I hope you can believe I will be voting for Clinton.

Good job learning from new information and making the right decision for the people you care about.

Make sure they remember to vote too!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

To be really honest I suspect his new cuddly demeanor is brain damage from the alcoholism relapse. I dunno I just don't feel that white-hot hate for him anymore. There's too much going on in the present.

I also don't passionately hate him any longer, when in reality, I probably should still. Like you said, there's too much going on right now, and the rise of Trump has shown it can inexplicably get worse somehow.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Crabtree posted:

Oh no, there are Trumpists here. My dad almost got into a fight with one when he didn't return the key phrase, but instead audibly call him a dipshit under his breath. I've also heard A VETERAN (old white man to be fair) in a super market talk not necessarily good about him, but more about complaining about price hikes when Clinton takes power, along with some lovely lone Trump stickers on cars. The problem is that despite how many exist around the more woodland areas of VA, they're going to be outvoted by Northern VA wanting stable government money to keep flowing as usual. But now they also have to contend with their wives, a more active non-white voting base and of course Kaine home teaming.



Allow Virginia's huge and swollen urban balls to reassure you. The urban crescent contains 70% of the population and votes strongly Democratic thanks to a combination of a high black population and highly-educated whites with strong ties to functional government; not only that, but even the Republicans in these areas tend to be country-club old schoolers offended by Trump's blatancy. It won't even be close.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Cop Porn Popper posted:

Technically Bryce, at least until november 8th and a Hillary win.

Though it is somewhat strange to consider that if Hillary wins 2 terms, there could be kids turning 18 and voting who have no real memories of an old white dude being president. Kinda makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. :3:

Oi. I was thirteen when Dubya was elected and I have no memory about the Clinton administration aside from the 1996 election and the Lewinsky scandal.

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Are you younger than me maybe? Kids' level of sexual knowledge was really really different before internet porn really got off the ground. I was in sixth grade in 1996 and even though we were cool city kids only the ones with older siblings got even close to guessing what the adults were so upset about.

I'm two or three years younger than you are and I was the last kid on earth to finally understand why I was always laughed at for answering "no" to the question "are you a virgin?" in 1996.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Quorum posted:



Allow Virginia's huge and swollen urban balls to reassure you. The urban crescent contains 70% of the population and votes strongly Democratic thanks to a combination of a high black population and highly-educated whites with strong ties to functional government; not only that, but even the Republicans in these areas tend to be country-club old schoolers offended by Trump's blatancy. It won't even be close.

now thats what i call a fertile crescent

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Are you younger than me maybe? Kids' level of sexual knowledge was really really different before internet porn really got off the ground. I was in sixth grade in 1996 and even though we were cool city kids only the ones with older siblings got even close to guessing what the adults were so upset about.

Yeah I started middle school in 2003, and kids were talking about sex in great detail all the time. If the Lewinsky scandal happened then my friends would've never shut up about it.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Star Man posted:

Oi. I was thirteen when Dubya was elected and I have no memory about the Clinton administration aside from the 1996 election and the Lewinsky scandal.


I'm two or three years younger than you are and I was the last kid on earth to finally understand why I was always laughed at for answering "no" to the question "are you a virgin?" in 1996.

Are... are you PT? :haw:

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



UPI/CVOTER seems to consistently poll against the other polls, in a manner like the USC/LAT one, tho expanded to state polls as well. What's the poll's methodology different in, that it diverges so much?

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Are... are you PT? :haw:

I had to look that one up :v:

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awc1ZJVxXhU

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


I grew up across the street from a convent/retirement home that was also the local polling place, and voted for Clinton's reelection when I was four by coloring in his face and not Dole's or Perot's. I lived in vague, faint terror of the nuns because I think I assumed their role in the senescence process had to be fairly sinister.


Also I watched 9/11 on an 80s hi-fi front-projection CRT TV (this kinda deal) my elementary school had relegated as far as the dingiest corner of the gym but couldn't quite muster up the willpower to finally dispose of (those things weigh more than Trump, lol). It was in that corner all five years I was there; the only time it was ever turned on was for 9/11. Just added to the weirdo unrealness of that whole event.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

NikkolasKing posted:

I don't want Trump to be president mainly due to the fact he's an idiotic, narrow-minded jackass. You have people predicting literal fascism here in America and World War III. Isn't our government set up to protect against those kinds of things? The myth the president is all-powerful has been discussed and debunked in this very thread. The Congress is where the power lies.

If you care about Congress then definitely go vote dude. Romney beat Obama in Texas by 16 points, Hillary is only trailing Trump by 7. That's a 9-point swing!

If that translates to downballot tickets through increased Democratic turnout, normally-Republican Hispanics casting gently caress-you-GOP-for-supporting-Trump votes down the ticket, and/or Republican women staying home that puts 55-45 gerrymandered congressional districts in play. We could see badly-needed house districts flipping D, you could help that happen!

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Fallen Rib

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with his hair



doll hair transplant

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

canepazzo posted:

UPI/CVOTER seems to consistently poll against the other polls, in a manner like the USC/LAT one, tho expanded to state polls as well. What's the poll's methodology different in, that it diverges so much?

Considering they don't seem to release anything about likely voter screen, crosstabs, or their sampling population beyond "we sampled ____ respondents", it's hard to say what is different. Could be overweighting Rs, have a weird sample, who knows.

Jerkface posted:

doll hair transplant

"Doll hair" is exactly what came to my mind when I saw that picture. It's disconcerting.

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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

This is quite lewd

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