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Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

As luck would have it, my passion is passion. Now let me elucidate upon all the many things you could have done differently with this post...

BAY BAAAY

I consider you a dis from my bros on SA

OOOH

The more I read from you the straaanger it feeels

YEAAAAH

Now that your posts are in bloom

Their light lifts the gloom on the threaaad

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Oct 5, 2016

# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:15

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# ? May 14, 2024 05:34

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

SirPhoebos posted:

NEVAIRMORE: In player-lingo, "OU" or "Uber" would be used to mean "elite". Also would make Ghost/Flying

When will Smogon tell us whether Joe Flacco is an Uber-tier QB?

# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:24

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

sean10mm posted:

some kind of Thor looking thing

Like this?

# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:55

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

SirPhoebos posted:

ALLEZGATOR: I feel like he should be Water/Ground, like

What if it was an Alizeegator?

# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:59

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

SirPhoebos posted:

I love it, Febreeze, but can't help to

GENERAL: Lots of Mono-types. Nothing wrong with that in and of itself, but generally bird Pok�mon have two types (there are only 2 Mono-Flying types, and one of the two is just optionally Flying). Also you didn't use Dragon, Dark or Fairy types.
ALLEZGATOR: I feel like he should be Water/Ground, like
BUCCANNON: Pok�mon based on inanimate objects usually have Steel, Electric, or Ghost typing
BIGGALUGG: Missed the chance to give him Dark type. Dark moves would do 4x damage to Sweaterror.
HOAGIEAGLE: "Using its loud BOOOOOOOOO call to disorientate attackers." Oh god this is NFL region's zubat!
LASSOBRA: If I had to make any Football team Fairy type, it would be the Cowboys, both because of how the Wild West is romanticized and to joke that Jerry Jones is in la-la land.
ASLUHR & PILLAGENT: Look really similar tbh
URSALOOF: Should be Normal/Poison if you're going to mention cigarettes
SCRAM: Cornerbeak would take 4x damage from Electric attacks, you should have made Scram Normal/Electric
TENNESPEAR: I hope this isn't meant to be the fire starter
CANTINE: Another time I would have made Fairy Type, because of the Brownie
NEVAIRMORE: In player-lingo, "OU" or "Uber" would be used to mean "elite". Also would make Ghost/Flying
PENALTIGER: Would have made Fire/Dark

# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:22

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

This forum can sustain a ten-page derail about the Star Wars EU, so I don't buy for a second that none of you people thought as hard about Pok�mon as that guy

# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:24

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Zoran posted:

This forum can sustain a ten-page derail about the Star Wars EU, so I don't buy for a second that none of you people thought as hard about Pok�mon as that guy

Thrawn is back, baby!

# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:33

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chilichimp posted:

BAY BAAAY

I consider you a dis from my bros on SA

OOOH

The more I read from you the straaanger it feeels

YEAAAAH

Now that your posts are in bloom

Their light lifts the gloom on the threaaad

# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:36

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Damnit you two, now you got that stupid song in my head and I can' sta- DID YOU KNOW...THAT WHEN IT SNOWS...MY EYES BECOME LARGE AND THE LIGHT THAT YOU SHINE CAN BE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:51

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

# ? Oct 5, 2016 23:09

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Febreeze posted:

There's not a whole lot you can do with the Packers *shrugs*

Its a boring name in a boring town in a boring state pretty much known for cheese. The logo is a G. The team is named after a blue collar job packing meat.
From a creative standpoint there isnt nearly that much to work with as there is with most other teams.

WHOA did you just call [PLACE I LIVE IN] boring??? back the gently caress up kid

# ? Oct 6, 2016 00:34

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

why do you make my team whose fans literally wear cheese to games always deal with cheese asks guy

# ? Oct 6, 2016 00:52

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Mel Mudkiper posted:

why do you make my team whose fans literally wear cheese to games always deal with cheese asks guy

listen i am just jealous of teams with actual loving mascots

like the Vikings is the dopest poo poo in sports

my team is named after packing meat and our big thing is cheese and i gotta see it even in wacky semi football related drawings!! i wanna escape!!

# ? Oct 6, 2016 00:54

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

febreeze why do your steelers jokes always involve steel

why not make a pun about our thriving financial district or myriad of bridges huh!

# ? Oct 6, 2016 00:55

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

things you can put in your nfl teams as X things for packers

-obesity
-segregation
-scott waokay youre right just go with cheese

# ? Oct 6, 2016 01:02

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

nerve posted:

things you can put in your nfl teams as X things for packers

-obesity
-segregation
-scott waokay youre right just go with cheese

edit:

Melk in a Byag?

# ? Oct 6, 2016 01:11

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

febreeze why do your steelers jokes always involve steel

why not make a pun about our thriving financial district or myriad of bridges huh!

It also weirdly has the best cellular coverage of any metro area in North America.

At least it did in 2014

# ? Oct 6, 2016 01:16

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

nerve posted:

things you can put in your nfl teams as X things for packers

-obesity
-segregation
-scott waokay youre right just go with cheese

What about the thriving Amish community?

# ? Oct 6, 2016 01:26

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Kirios posted:

I'd rather vote for Trump than be a Steelers fan.

I'm quite literally surrounded by trump supporting Steelers fans.

# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Flikken posted:

I'm quite literally surrounded by trump supporting Steelers fans.

Congrats on not murdering anyone...yet...

# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:26

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Chilichimp posted:

Thrawn is back, baby!

Say whaaaaaaaa?

# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:56

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Flikken posted:

I'm quite literally surrounded by trump supporting Steelers fans.

I remember when I was there in August being like "look at all these loving Trump signs"

# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:58

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

got any sevens posted:

Say whaaaaaaaa?

Straight up a character on Star Wars: Rebels.

# ? Oct 6, 2016 03:00

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

VanSandman posted:

Straight up a character on Star Wars: Rebels.

Tim Zahn is writing a new novel too!

Also the Packers almost had a mascot. I think it was in the late 80's there were a bunch of new mascots proposed for teams then rejected. Packers were gonna have a polar bear. It's turned up hear and there in merchandise.

It probably wouldn't have gone over too well what with the biggest division rival also being a bear.

# ? Oct 6, 2016 03:55

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

got any sevens posted:

Say whaaaaaaaa?

He's in Rebels, yo, HE IS CANON ONCE AGAIN!

# ? Oct 6, 2016 05:15

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

nerve posted:

listen i am just jealous of teams with actual loving mascots

like the Vikings is the dopest poo poo in sports

my team is named after packing meat and our big thing is cheese and i gotta see it even in wacky semi football related drawings!! i wanna escape!!

# ? Oct 6, 2016 06:04

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

SirPhoebos posted:

I love it, Febreeze, but can't help to

GENERAL: Lots of Mono-types. Nothing wrong with that in and of itself, but generally bird Pok�mon have two types (there are only 2 Mono-Flying types, and one of the two is just optionally Flying). Also you didn't use Dragon, Dark or Fairy types.
ALLEZGATOR: I feel like he should be Water/Ground, like
BUCCANNON: Pok�mon based on inanimate objects usually have Steel, Electric, or Ghost typing
BIGGALUGG: Missed the chance to give him Dark type. Dark moves would do 4x damage to Sweaterror.
HOAGIEAGLE: "Using its loud BOOOOOOOOO call to disorientate attackers." Oh god this is NFL region's zubat!
LASSOBRA: If I had to make any Football team Fairy type, it would be the Cowboys, both because of how the Wild West is romanticized and to joke that Jerry Jones is in la-la land.
ASLUHR & PILLAGENT: Look really similar tbh
URSALOOF: Should be Normal/Poison if you're going to mention cigarettes
SCRAM: Cornerbeak would take 4x damage from Electric attacks, you should have made Scram Normal/Electric
TENNESPEAR: I hope this isn't meant to be the fire starter
CANTINE: Another time I would have made Fairy Type, because of the Brownie
NEVAIRMORE: In player-lingo, "OU" or "Uber" would be used to mean "elite". Also would make Ghost/Flying
PENALTIGER: Would have made Fire/Dark

whoa

# ? Oct 6, 2016 07:30

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

would you agree that von miller is batman

# ? Oct 6, 2016 07:31

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Sour Diesel posted:

would you agree that von miller is batman

well ACTUALLY when you look at the skills profile of Von Miller and cross-reference it with both the DC and Marvel comic universes and the respective hero profiles within you find that

# ? Oct 6, 2016 07:36

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

I am trying a more TMM approach to comics and so far I think it's paying off (this one and the JJ Watt IR one especially are very TMM influenced)

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/tom-bradys-got-back/

# ? Oct 6, 2016 08:05

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Febreeze posted:

I am trying a more TMM approach to comics and so far I think it's paying off (this one and the JJ Watt IR one especially are very TMM influenced)

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/tom-bradys-got-back/

"Fufulling"

# ? Oct 6, 2016 08:46

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Dont remind me.

Someone convince Tom Coughlin to come back to replace Gus this year. I love Gus but he just isnt cutting it. Also one Nathaniel Hackett needs to taken out back and shot....Bort's mechanics have gone to poo poo.

I would be ok wth Tom for a few year until he decides to retire.

# ? Oct 6, 2016 09:17

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

SirPhoebos posted:

Yeah HES the jerkoff in this thread

# ? Oct 6, 2016 12:28

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

your football pokemon...they...they're wrong...

# ? Oct 6, 2016 13:06

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

I'm real serious about pokemon satire

# ? Oct 6, 2016 14:12

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Febreeze posted:

I am trying a more TMM approach to comics and so far I think it's paying off (this one and the JJ Watt IR one especially are very TMM influenced)

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/tom-bradys-got-back/

I appreciate Belichick's "NFL logos as dicks" logo.

# ? Oct 6, 2016 14:23