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She'd be sick at .30. Puking. He's pretty oblivious if he didn't notice her being drunk af. She'd reek of booze.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:44 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 14:27 |
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Guy needs to chill out, nothing wrong with having a few drinks occasionally
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 22:22 |
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99% chance she got shitfaced and cheated on him but doesn't want to admit it
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 22:33 |
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Tolkien minority posted:99% chance she got shitfaced and cheated on him but doesn't want to admit it Probably. I'm assuming she was just getting poured heavy drinks and had 6 cocktails but with multiple shots in them.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 22:43 |
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.120 Vomiting usually occurs (unless this level is reached slowly or a person has developed a tolerance to alcohol). .150 Balance and movement are impaired. At this BAC. level an equivalent of 1/2 pint of whiskey is circulating in the blood stream. .150-.25 Most people begin to experience blackouts .300 Many people lose consciousness. .400 Most people lose consciousness and some die. .450 Breathing stops. This is a fatal dose for most people. I'd bet she chugged those 2 drinks before bed and it caught up with her when she was already passed out, but clearly the girl has some tolerance to get that high. I'm calling closet alcy and mister 37M is just insanely oblivious to all the signs. Also, banging yoga instructor.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:08 |
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scrubs season six posted:It's possible I had a sheltered Midwest upbringing but I never did circle jerks nor naked boner waggling when I was a kid. I actually went to my neighbor's house once as a kid with another kid (I was 11 and they were maybe 13) and the kid put his dads porno on the TV and then the other kid dared him to jerk it. Then he did, behind a pillow. Then he jumped out and waggled his dick in my face and I kicked him. It was not cool.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:26 |
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Men are insane
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:27 |
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:30 |
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when I was like 10 I was over at my friend's house with a few other guys and he excitedly made us watch his older brother (13 or 14) get a lil chubby while looking at whatever pornish pictures he could find on kazaa. the little brother was basically being a boner hype man and getting way too into it and we were all like "uhhh okay we're gonna go play the xbox now" later in life they shared a teddy bear which they hosed and also they independently took to beating up their mum. Italians
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:20 |
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My [27/f] with my husband [25/m] : he tells me he hates me everyday.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:22 |
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Tolkien minority posted:My [27/f] with my husband [25/m] : he tells me he hates me everyday. Honesty like that means their relationship is stable
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:24 |
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Tolkien minority posted:My [27/f] with my husband [25/m] : he tells me he hates me everyday. and people are saying men are oblivious
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:37 |
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Pick posted:Men are insane You honestly have no idea what testosterone does to your brain.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:45 |
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I liked this onequote:
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 01:02 |
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Adventure Pigeon posted:I liked this one drat reddits making GBS threads on the brother like hes some sort of psychopath. i wish some dude wouldslip a 10strip in my water
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 01:11 |
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Tolkien minority posted:drat reddits making GBS threads on the brother like hes some sort of psychopath. i wish some dude wouldslip a 10strip in my water There are probably easier ways to get free LSD TBF
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 01:28 |
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quote:I (24F) just found out that my boyfriend (21M) makes has a gross social media presence
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 02:09 |
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if people irl knew how unpopular i was on sa they would never talk to me
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 02:28 |
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Carrion Luggage posted:if people irl knew how unpopular i was on sa they would never talk to me
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 02:34 |
Carrion Luggage posted:if people irl knew how unpopular i was on sa they would never talk to me who the hell are you
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 02:48 |
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Me [23 F] isn't sure if step dads [47 M] behavior is normal or notquote:Okay, so here's the situation. I met my step dad when I was ten, I didn't have my biological dad in my life very much growing up so I was instantly thrilled to have a "dad". Through out the years we had our struggles, but eventually I called him dad and thought of him as such. When I was about 15 is when it got a little weird. He'd get really drunk and want to braid my hair, always touching me, telling me how much he loved me. Sounds normal to me.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 02:52 |
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Pick posted:this effeminate elf prostitute is voiced by the same man who voiced male Shephard in mass effect. I did not know that. Isn't he also the barkeep from inquisition?
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 03:06 |
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DOMDOM posted:Me [23 F] isn't sure if step dads [47 M] behavior is normal or not we need a :fake: for this
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 03:09 |
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Pick posted:Whoo boy just wait til that moron experiences the death of someone she loves, it's gonna blow her friggin mind. Pfft, people who haven't been broken by the pain of the human condition yet, amrite? CharlestonJew posted:he should get her to play metal gear solid 5, then she'll understand... ...why did they have to stand up and salute me?...why...
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 03:51 |
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Adventure Pigeon posted:I liked this one I would've just thanked him for free LSD.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 03:59 |
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Wanna throw a drink in that brother's face
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 05:22 |
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My [27 F] SO [28 M] of 8 years frequently gets huge boners while on his phone right next to me
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 05:23 |
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Someone who uses twitter?
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 06:50 |
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quote:My [21F] boyfriend [22M] came with me to hair salon. He's upset the hair stylists were more interested in the owners son [8-10m?] and not looking at his new tattoo quote:he started to complain that no body noticed his new tattoo and were more interested in the kid going to the dentist (They were talking to the kid about the dentist) me to my hairdresser when they're interested in the kid going to the dentist: they were talking to the kid about the dentist
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 07:41 |
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bone app the teeth posted:we need a :fake: for this
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 09:01 |
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Me [28F] with my husband [33M]: He fled during a home invasion, abandoning me and our kids [1M, 6M] with the intruders.Relationshipsquote:This is a throwaway to protect my family's privacy. INTRUDER ALERT I call fake but why?
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 14:15 |
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There was a similar one recently where a couple was mugged and the guy bolted, saying he was trying to get help.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 14:29 |
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It's also exchanging intruders for the fire in an episode of Seinfeld
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 14:31 |
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Dude should have grabbed the baby in one arm and taken down the robbers by doing the Stone Cold Stunner with the other
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 14:33 |
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"What if they had shot me or my sons?" Lady, if they wanted to, you'd all be dead. Life isn't an action movie, he couldn't have done anything other than add another corpse.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 14:36 |
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lol that dude saw an opening and took it
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 14:37 |
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It doesn't seem that unbelievable to me. It's not like you're rationally deciding that you're more important than your loved ones when you're bolting; that's your lizard brain making a snap decision. And obviously these guys are too cowardly to admit that they bolted without thinking, so they decide that they ran off to get help. I'm assuming this happens all the time.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 14:41 |
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Much as the case for the African lion, protecting the family is the one goddamn thing that women expect men to loving do
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 14:41 |
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Pick posted:Much as the case for the African lion, protecting the family is the one goddamn thing that women expect men to loving do And much like the African lion, men die when shot.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 14:44 |
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And the African lion will straight up kill babies if it thinks that's gonna get it laid.
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