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Zephyrine posted:If he spends his friends goodwill by having them look the other way when he is flat out lying them he can keep them. You're physically incapable of not diving headfirst into the poop aren't you? edit: NICE SNIPE rear end in a top hat
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Carth Dookie posted:You're physically incapable of not diving headfirst into the poop aren't you? I'm an easy target to begin with. It's silly that people have to make stuff up (like literally brainstorm stuff while typing) on top of the already vast armoury of screwups to draw from.
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Oct 7, 2016 14:12
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Maneck posted:Everyone (who doesn't suck) likes Rust. This will not help your case. Rhymenoserous posted:Nobody owes you anything, most of us dislike you and Rust is generally well liked soooooo. Zeph's objective is returning to GSF - where Rust, who does not like her, is himself well liked. Lets see how she overcomes this difficulty: Zephyrine posted:If he spends his friends goodwill by having them look the other way when he is flat out lying them he can keep them. Zephyrine posted:I'm an easy target to begin with. It's silly that people have to make stuff up (like literally brainstorm stuff while typing) on top of the already vast armoury of screwups to draw from. 
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Oct 7, 2016 14:15
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Zephyrine posted:I'm an easy target to begin with. It's silly that people have to make stuff up (like literally brainstorm stuff while typing) on top of the already vast armoury of screwups to draw from. so who do you plan on hanging out with once you finally get reaccepted into gsf
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Zephyrine posted:If he spends his friends goodwill by having them look the other way when he is flat out lying them he can keep them. And yet, here you are, desperately seeking Goonfleet.
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Oct 7, 2016 14:18
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Zephyrine posted:If he spends his friends goodwill by having them look the other way when he is flat out lying them he can keep them. Anyone got a giant ironicat to post here?
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Oct 7, 2016 14:21
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CainFortea posted:And yet, here you are, desperately seeking Goonfleet. Fix Lag posted:so who do you plan on hanging out with once you finally get reaccepted into gsf My own friends.
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Oct 7, 2016 14:25
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look if there's anything I've learned about posting after taking meds it's that you generally shouldn't
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Rhymenoserous posted:All squads and sigs have disowned you. No one even says foehammering anymore, the halls of goonfleet ring with the words "Old whats his name, the guy who jerked in front of boat or something?" I remember Foehammer. Foehammer told me I was hot once. Or maybe that was Lucas Tigh. Regardless I
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Oct 7, 2016 14:32
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Zephyrine posted:My own friends. Ah, those friends in gsf. But there are so many! Which friends?! Which friends will you be hanging out with?!
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Oct 7, 2016 14:36
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Zephyrine posted:My own friends. What friends? Daco?
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Oct 7, 2016 14:37
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CainFortea posted:What friends? Daco? I wouldn't be a very good friend if I aimed this thread at them like a cruise missile.
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Unfunny Poster posted:ChickenWing's boner over Lilith raging was seen from space. It was just...so perfect. Like, his flameout wasn't particularly impressive in the overall scheme of things, I just had a serious hate-on for the guy. I'd been working on resurrecting Topgoon in the months preceeding and Lilith was one of the few people besides me who was putting in effort to make things run. The problem is, he was loving insufferable and entitled. I had to keep him around because I'm bad at logging in and Lilith was the one running camps and stuff during the hours where I was at school, and the more he did the more insufferable and entitled he got. It came to a head around the point that he threw a temper tantrum at me because he'd started a deployment thread (to somewhere loving retarded, I forget exactly) after kincaid and I had expressly told him not to (because we were planning a joint one with SV), and we closed it. I spent like 45 minutes talking him down and soothing his poor bruised ego because I couldn't just tell him to gently caress off or we'd only have me to FC and that'd be real loving bad. We deployed with SV to provi soon after and Topgoon did it's trick where it pretended like it wasn't just going to roll over and die as soon as we left after. Lilith hosed off to the "greener pastures" of bomberwaffe because he didn't like hotdropping or some poo poo and he was on so many killmails you guys you should really join bomberwaffe boat is such a good fc look at how many killmails i have guys. At this point, people had stepped up to do stuff again because hotdropping is the poo poo, so I washed my hands of him. He would occasionally drop in to talk about how much better than topgoon bomberwaffe was, which culminated in the infamous "why would you use blops to hotdrop" conversation, which I think I've lost the logs for  . Long story short, we got baited hard by severance and lost two blops and our hunter prote totalling about 7bn or somesuch nonsense - I think it was just Yysler, CJ Mansfield and Kincaid that had lost their ships, and they were all rich fucks so nobody cared(I found the fight on zkill). Lilith proceeded to join TG jabber and sperg at us about how we are all scrubs for dropping blops bs because they're too expensive and you should just drop bombers instead and we're all bad and not trying to get better and we may as well join horde and this is why he flies with bomberwaffe now and he's so embarrassed because he tries to recruit for topgoon and then we go and lose all this isk because we're so bad and so on and so loving on. We communally told him to get hosed forever, he hosed off, and after a couple snipes at us in the following week or so we just booted him from Topgoon altogether. Fast forward a month and a bit, and lilith has beautifully broadcasted to the rest of the CFC just how particularly loving retarded he is (he tried to call out kun'mi on being bad at bombers?????????). Eventually, a couple of merchi folks fired up their tactical repbombs and proceeded to blast all of his posts. Pubbies is as pubbies does, lilith enters butthurt defcon 1, and makes a callout post in sgbs which I have archived somewhere because it's just loving beautiful, is trolled into oblivion, and eventually jumps ship to horde, whereupon Hendrick proceeds to keep me appraised of all his dumb poo poo (which was previously mentioned) and I stroke my enormous catharsisboner up until the glorious climax which was his PL application post. At some point in the afterglow I think he applied to BOS with an alt, was discovered, and was told to get the gently caress out. That was pretty good too. that was way too many words but I feel better now e: oh hey I found the thread. It's just as good as I remember  http://imgur.com/a/IE53D Hendrick post the PL app ChickenWing fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Oct 7, 2016 |
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I googled "Pandemic legion lilith5" and https://www.pandemic-legion.com/forums/showthread.php?65835-Lilith5
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Zephyrine posted:I googled "Pandemic legion lilith5" and yep that's it 
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His letter of apology to deadtear is pure gold.
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Maneck posted:Zeph's objective is returning to GSF - where Rust, who does not like her, is himself well liked. Lets see how she overcomes this difficulty: Oh, my opinion is basically unimportant. Likewise that of most of Theta, of whom some likewise detest her as a Quisling. The various GSF/Imperium Directors who hang out in Theta comms on the reg and who *share* the Theta opinion of Duchemin, their opinions maybe kinda matter. Of course Duchemin wouldn't know who they *are*, since she never *once* joined Theta comms to hang out with us (because, as she said, we're the cancer that killed GSF). I think the better biological analogy is that Theta's more of the immune system - you attack us, we come up with a defense, then use it relentlessly against you (the evolution of the 'platinum Ishtar' fit against Sa Matra; JU- Standing Fleet itself and the fact we had *doctrine* fits for it, and of course 'Suddenly, Zungen', etc.) p.s. also Paco is my friend too likewise AMOK GSOL supercap hero Syndic Thrass Rust Martialis fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Oct 7, 2016 |
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The Claptain posted:His letter of apology to deadtear is pure gold. literally the best part of the entire thread
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Rust Martialis posted:p.s. also Paco is my friend too rust i thought you were better than this
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ChickenWing posted:Fast forward a month and a bit, and lilith has beautifully broadcasted to the rest of the CFC just how particularly loving retarded he is (he tried to call out kun'mi on being bad at bombers?????????). I never thought I'd say this but that needs more '?' at the end there - a LOT more.
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ChickenWing posted:rust i thought you were better than this In game, here I think he's trying too hard to seem edgy
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hey Zephyrine, got any more of those cheap skill injectors?
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Rust Martialis posted:(because, as she said, we're the cancer that killed GSF). I have never used "cancer" as an insult. nex posted:hey Zephyrine, got any more of those cheap skill injectors? A bit over a hundred.
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Zephyrine posted:I have never used "cancer" as an insult. Do you mean it as a complement? 
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Roller Coast Guard posted:Do you mean it as a complement? I don't use it at all because it feels as cringe worthy as ironic racism. Unless the topic is actually the disease.
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Zephyrine posted:A bit over a hundred. Cool, sent you a PM.
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Ironically in today's oncology community the disparaging term "zephyrinous" is in common currency.
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Hi other guy management told us we should hate.
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There ain't a  big enough for this thread, gents.
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Garbage people bouncing from Alliance to Alliance is nothing new - but holy poo poo that meltdown was amazing. For people who focus on the social aspects of EVE - is causing a horrible, public meltdown more satisfying than a successful deployment? Because it really seems like it would be.
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:There ain't a the Lilith5 and Battlestars links were amusing so it's not all bad
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Zephyrine posted:Hi. Welcome back. Fess up. This is rapidly approaching the end stage of the goon in a well checklist. Zephyrine posted:I'm an easy target to begin with. You're not an easy target, you're daffy duck yelling shoot me shoot me to this thread 
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Klyith posted:You're not an easy target, you're daffy duck yelling shoot me shoot me to this thread Maybe she's building up her credentials to join Test.
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DisgracelandUSA posted:I remember Foehammer. Foehammer told me I was hot once. Or maybe that was Lucas Tigh. Regardless I To be fair you're a doc I'd love to gently caress.
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1001 Arabian dicks posted:To be fair you're a doc I'd love to gently caress. DILF status 
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Rhymenoserous posted:All squads and sigs have disowned you. No one even says foehammering anymore, the halls of goonfleet ring with the words "Old whats his name, the guy who jerked in front of boat or something?" 
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tickets to the gunt show posted:Garbage people bouncing from Alliance to Alliance is nothing new - but holy poo poo that meltdown was amazing. Yes. Yes it is PS ily2rust
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This post reminds me.Thyrork posted:Post Sundering: I am the Illidan of goonfleet. I deserve a chance at redemption. Paco is my Malfurion.
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Zephyrine posted:This post reminds me. hi friend your redemption will come when you realize that goonfleetswarmwaffe is not right for you, and instead go join groon or some lowsec hero group edit: if you were to give me all your evestuff and quit you could also find redemption that way
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Landsknecht posted:hi friend your redemption will come when you realize that goonfleetswarmwaffe is not right for you, and instead go join groon or some lowsec hero group Groons are notable chillgood overlords of NPC space but that life is not for me. sov lasers, fun denial and kicking over space sandcastles is my life. Landsknecht posted:edit: if you were to give me all your evestuff and quit you could also find redemption that way I would never quit. Just gradually sell stuff and keep plexing my main and my Leviathan pilot and keep them training until I ran out of stuff.
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