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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Just register your truck as a corporation and then you can do whatever you want.

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BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Peanut President posted:

Just register your truck as a corporation and then you can do whatever you want.

Imagine pulling the truck up to the voting booth and waiting forever for it to vote.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



BMB5150 posted:

So a truck team at Talladega will be sponsored by Trump/Pence 2016. The irony of it getting airborne and flying over a wall and through the catch fencing into what probably are a bunch of Trump voters.

So uhh... What would it cost for this fuckwit to get biblically acquainted with a wall? Because I'm just totally loving done with this goddamn election being full of assholes that don't think I'm people.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

BMB5150 posted:

Imagine pulling the truck up to the voting booth and waiting forever for it to vote.

"it ran out of fuel and died"
"we count those as 'republican'"

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Elitist Bitch posted:

So uhh... What would it cost for this fuckwit to get biblically acquainted with a wall? Because I'm just totally loving done with this goddamn election being full of assholes that don't think I'm people.

yeah I also hope my political rivals are killed

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Someone doesn't watch house of cards.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


edit: photo was old apparently

shyduck fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Oct 7, 2016

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Daytona rising.

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
Ugh stop spreading that picture, it's from 2009 or whatever.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Elitist Bitch posted:

So uhh... What would it cost for this fuckwit to get biblically acquainted with a wall? Because I'm just totally loving done with this goddamn election being full of assholes that don't think I'm people.

Talledega has ways to shut these sorts of things down.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


L_Harrison posted:

Ugh stop spreading that picture, it's from 2009 or whatever.
I'M GOING TO SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

shyduck posted:

I'M GOING TO SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed it. What was it?

E: The flood. Nevermind.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
that loving picture is getting posted every 5 minutes to facebook by one slack jawed yokel or another

one conversation was kinda funny

*posts picture*

"hey man, that's 2009"

"well, I just had it sent to me"

"yeah, the mail is slow sometimes"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VikingSkull posted:

that loving picture is getting posted every 5 minutes to facebook by one slack jawed yokel or another

one conversation was kinda funny

*posts picture*

"hey man, that's 2009"

"well, I just had it sent to me"

"yeah, the mail is slow sometimes"

lol its now on snopes

https://twitter.com/WFLARyan/status/784354258237976576/

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
lmfao

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
just lol

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Cup race already postponed:

https://twitter.com/NASCAR/status/784772787328131072

Cup to run at Noon tomorrow, NXS to run 45 minutes after completion of the Cup race.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
hahahahahaha now it rained out Oswego and they are running everything tomorrow

RIP many suspension pieces, some chassis, and possibly a driver or two

what a poo poo show

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

this some good poo poo

https://twitter.com/NASCAR/status/784770358033326080

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

This poo poo better:

https://twitter.com/GMSRacingLLC/status/785119920833040384

e- COLE PEARN just said the cars they're running now have a 3-4 race life span. :wtc:

It's a long way from Jeff Gordon running Blacker for six years. Not much in the way of cost savings going on when you're constantly replacing cars. :downsbravo:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Oct 9, 2016

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Burning Man: Charlotte Edition

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
.... did I just see a Nationwide ad use "woke"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Gj Austin

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


Austin Dillon can honk my dong.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
just browse this live feed of Super Dirt Week for the carnage porn

gently caress every suspension part in a 50 mile radius

e- one guy snapped his frame

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Stewart Friesen just won his 5th Super Dirt Week in the last 7 years, making it three in a row

dude's gonna be in Cup in a few years

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
http://i.imgur.com/hZncNJ3.mp4

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
Had a hell of a time at Oktoberfest at La Crosse Fairgrounds Speedway. 4 days of awesome racing! Ty Majeski won basically the whole weekend, also claiming his 3rd straight ARCA Midwest title. Spoke to him during the auto session. He said he's likely to run part time truck series next season, so now I have something to look forward to.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
After today's ARCA CRA series race, Dalton Armstrong said "I can’t wait until I can move up so I don’t have to race with all of these assholes".

Don't hold back Dalton.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

theacox posted:

After today's ARCA CRA series race, Dalton Armstrong said "I can’t wait until I can move up so I don’t have to race with all of these assholes".

Don't hold back Dalton.

Look at this idiot who doesn't realize the assholes run all the way to the top. Like does he think it'll be better in ARCA or K&N?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
all the pics filtering out from Oswego last weekend make me laugh, that fuckin track was a disgrace

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Now this is pod racing!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
the flying clay really sells that picture

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/NASCAR/status/785812636185268224

I like that even though the intended message of the picture/text combination may not be as such, there's humor in the implication that it's time to do a burnout to break any cheater parts in the car.

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


That's some nascarcasm level comedy right there.

"Hey, it's inspection time!" BRRRRRRRRRMMM!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Jolo and JJ both had epic burnouts last week

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


https://frontstretch.com/2016/10/12/spencer-gallagher-sees-improvement-potential-with-gms-racing/

worth it just for the Spence pic

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


That pic needs to go in the 2017 OP.

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LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


Genuinely surprised that we don't have a Sparkle Gulager smiliey yet. That pic is a good candidate.

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