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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
are you trying to tell me i'm a piece of poo poo i can't tell

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Grimey Drawer
I think so but it seems to be based on much more (and conflicting) information about your relationship than you have posted here. Is that your wife?

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once
how many yospos boys does it take to dissect a joke

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

fun hater posted:

how many yospos boys does it take to dissect a joke

at least five

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

echinopsis posted:

are you trying to tell me i'm a piece of poo poo i can't tell

how much extramarital sex does your wife have

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

echinopsis posted:

are you trying to tell me i'm a piece of poo poo i can't tell

SpiritFox is a poly person as well, if that helps.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

echinopsis posted:

are you trying to tell me i'm a piece of poo poo i can't tell

No I was just explaining a joke you didn't get.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Are you going to be sad when your wife leaves you OP

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Carmant posted:

Are you going to be sad when your wife leaves you OP

Were you said when yours did?

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Your daughter is old enough to know what is going on when daddy's not home in the morning. Do you still pretend she doesn't know how or do you talk about it. Do you feel your example will lead her to seek physical means of validation as a young woman? Do you think she'll be able to establish an open relationship as stable as your own?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Acres of Quakers posted:

Your daughter is old enough to know what is going on when daddy's not home in the morning. Do you still pretend she doesn't know how or do you talk about it. Do you feel your example will lead her to seek physical means of validation as a young woman? Do you think she'll be able to establish an open relationship as stable as your own?

Do you ask the same questions of parents who force their children to witness loveless marriages that eventually fail?

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Chichevache posted:

Do you ask the same questions of parents who force their children to witness loveless marriages that eventually fail?

Actually, yes. If asked.

In this case, guy posted an ama thread and I truly want to know.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Acres of Quakers posted:

Actually, yes. If asked.

In this case, guy posted an ama thread and I truly want to know.

Wanna hear about my mom and dad?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Acres of Quakers posted:

Actually, yes. If asked.

In this case, guy posted an ama thread and I truly want to know.

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Chichevache posted:

Wanna hear about my mom and dad?

Get your own ama. This one has an author.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

Acres of Quakers posted:

Your daughter is old enough to know what is going on when daddy's not home in the morning. Do you still pretend she doesn't know how or do you talk about it. Do you feel your example will lead her to seek physical means of validation as a young woman? Do you think she'll be able to establish an open relationship as stable as your own?

I would imagine he handles this like how conventional couples do which is not really talking to their children about their sex life.

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
my gf's parents were swingers. her and her brother didn't figure it out until they were 16.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

fat greasy puto posted:

how much extramarital sex does your wife have

shes gettin hers


Carmant posted:

Are you going to be sad when your wife leaves you OP

see above. why walk away from this

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

Acres of Quakers posted:

Your daughter is old enough to know what is going on when daddy's not home in the morning. Do you still pretend she doesn't know how or do you talk about it. Do you feel your example will lead her to seek physical means of validation as a young woman? Do you think she'll be able to establish an open relationship as stable as your own?

This is some gross parternalistic stereotype bullshit.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
yeah that post was gross enough im back on echi's side. gj rando shitbag

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX
Gross paternalistic bullshit how dares he I'm so angry right now

Farg
Nov 19, 2013
dont have sex

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
too late

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Get a vasectomy

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Farg posted:

dont have sex

way ahead of ya!!!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Burt Sexual posted:

Get a vasectomy

mate I did

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

echinopsis posted:

mate I did

Without the comma this sentence is a ton of fun.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
sent a naughty gif in the group chat between my wife and the lawyer and looks like we might be trialling some new activities

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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Was it a gif of you eating 20 chicken mcnuggets in one sitting?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hmm

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

echinopsis posted:

sent a naughty gif in the group chat between my wife and the lawyer and looks like we might be trialling some new activities

Post the gif (unless it's one you made)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mate how crass would that be. let's just say it involves the favorite activity of any self respecting human

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

echinopsis posted:

mate how crass would that be. let's just say it involves the favorite activity of any self respecting human

You do know no one here is giving u a blow, even from fyad.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
just trying to highlight some foundational aspects of humanity

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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echinopsis posted:

mate how crass would that be. let's just say it involves the favorite activity of any self respecting human

I knew it.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



its nice to have 2 ladies encouraging your sexual appetite

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

echinopsis posted:

made some good friends in this line of recreation

not dudes tho. haven't med many dudes. prefer women

i'm all about feminism but derek.. that just isn't where that goes. :rolleyes:

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Linked a gif in my group chat with 5 of my other smexytime friends, and well, lets just say it protrayed whats going to be happening in a couple nights, iykwim :grin:

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

Mutual twirling around is the favorite activity of any self respecting adult, especially woman lawyers.

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Grimey Drawer
yeah but why is it only vanilla extract? loving racist

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