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I'm dying. Help me. Please someone help me.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:After the VP debate I was expecting Clinton's polling to drop a little bit, or at least her rising numbers getting blunted. Nope, she's still going up. I know it's just polls and poo poo, but it's still funny. "That Mexican Thing" easily overshadowed any gains Pence could've otherwise made that night. And that's not including all the attack ad soundbytes he provided in his comments and lack of defending Trump, or outright stating Trump didn't say something that he's on video saying. climboutonalimb posted:As much as I hate to bring up the idiotic emails topic one thing I don't understand (and am afraid to look up for falling into a right wing media pandora's box) is what exact are the 30,000 missing (deleted?) emails. My uninformed assumption is that they are emails strictly personal and not subject to subpoena or legal discovery but if anyone has a non-crazy news article about it id love to read it Most of them were already recovered from other sources, like the non-Clinton email servers they went to or came from, IIRC. But yes also it includes some of what you said. It's basically not actually 33k 'missing' emails and most of the ones the FBI did recover are irrelevant and as hell to any but the most insane Clinton haters. Pick posted:All of Clinton's deleted e-mails are her fighting about whether DS9 ripped of Babylon 5. DS9 was the superior show either way. Brony Car posted:Hillary Cultists: what's your preferred response to the "any low level soldier/employee who handled classified information like Hillary did would have gotten court-martialed/arrested" argument. This post I asked for a little while back sums it up well enough: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3778459&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=100#post460890609 Crain posted:So, with the whole "Hillary used a PDA to order Drone Strikes" as the new chapter of the emailgateghazi-saga, I decided to ask my father what the hell was actually up with the whole thing. Specifically he is a CISO in a government Agency, has been a CIO, has been a webmaster, sys-admin, and most other computer and system security related title/job combos in the government since like the 70s. I know no one else who could have more experience with exactly what this is (As in literally out of all the people I personally know).
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:So is the elextion over? It feels like it's over. Burial at the Town Hall on Sunday? Ahahahaha, loving nope! 2016 election's never going to end! Trump's either gonna double down on this or he's gonna say something absolutely insane on Sunday to shift the spotlight. Ryan and the GOP have no balls whatsoever, so they'll begrudgingly go along with this. Pence will lie that it ever happened, Ryan will claim that what really matters is tax code, and they'll all die a little inside as they go up on stage and tell America to give Trump their vote. We'll get a terrifying glimpse of Trump supporters think like when they start saying that the tape proves he's a real man. You will learn that tens of millions of your countrymen will still vote for him no matter what. And Trump will prove no matter what. He will torch his support until Texas looks purple and he'll keep on burning away. No matter what happens, even if Nate Silver gives Hillary a 105% chance of victory, the election doesn't end for another month. Trump is not a reasonable man. He will not step down, he will not concede, and on November 8th, he'll probably claim the election was rigged.
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ImpAtom posted:I honestly can't figure out what the 'biggest bomb' would be. Like seriously at this point Trump has literally had treason on his plate, rape accusations, uncomfortably creepy moments with his daughter, admissions of pedophilia, threats of mass deportion, and arguments that we should execute innocent people. Like that's not "over the course of a campaign" that's "in the past 4 weeks." What the gently caress is the biggest bomb? Now, the Zodiac Killer was active from 1968 to 1974. Obviously, Ted Cruz isn't of an age to have committed those murders. But Donald Trump? In 1968, Donald Trump was dodging the vietnam draft. But that's just a coincidence, right? Let's look at some cold hard facts. Fact Number One: the cadence First, an excerpt from one of Zodiac's letters. quote:To prove I killed them I Next, a donald trump tweet: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781788223055994880 Fact Number Two: the signs that's right: Donald Trump is the zodiac killer.
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We'll all be dead before they put forward a Republican nominee worse than this one.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 22:45 |
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RIP 2020 I mean, even more than it already was RIP'd
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disjoe posted:RIP 2020 Mike Pence ::: Bob Dole 2020 ::: 1996
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 22:46 |
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disjoe posted:RIP 2020 lol Pence will never get out of the primaries.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 22:47 |
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dont even fink about it posted:We'll all be dead before they put forward a Republican nominee worse than this one.
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theflyingorc posted:so, yeah - this is actually a lot worse than anything we've got him on tape saying before, by a long shot. this is going to hurt him, I can't imagine not seeing a drop among evangelicals and especially women I'm not sure it's possible for Trump's support among women to drop further.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 22:48 |
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Your 2020 Republican Nominee That Old Guy Jeff Dunham Puppet
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 22:48 |
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Remember True Detective, when Rust makes Marty watch the tape of the King in Yellow's ceremony? I fully expect such a tape of Trump to drop a few days before Election Day.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 22:48 |
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So what are the odds that he didn't hear what Trump actually said before releasing this statement? He's gonna get a quick phone call from some advisor and be like "oh... Oh god no..."
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:So what are the odds that he didn't hear what Trump actually said before releasing this statement? He's gonna get a quick phone call from some advisor and be like "oh... Oh god no..."
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Antti posted:Please proceed, Governor. We need broad-shouldered leadership, from a man who's not afraid to grab someone right by the pussy.
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm dying. Help me. Please someone help me. Only whiskey can save us now.
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dont even fink about it posted:We'll all be dead before they put forward a Republican nominee worse than this one. I think it might be legitimately impossible. Would David Duke himself have been worse?
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They're going to have Steven Seagal for 2020 and its still going to be better than 2016.
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lozzle posted:I think it might be legitimately impossible. He apparently polls higher with minorities. Holy poo poo though, Trump.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 22:52 |
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there's only one man that can turn the republican party around in 2020: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlpLYBuTN04
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Minimalist Program posted:They're going to have Steven Seagal for 2020 and its still going to be better than 2016.
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Is it too late to change debate moderators? Jerry Springer is seeming a more and more apt choice.
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Armani posted:Literally too late for that. This site has been heavily monitored for years and is going to be archived in an American library. This isn't hyperbole: you don't get >5 secret service visits, 3 murders, countless suicides, and 1 Interpol arrest on a mostly public Internet forum without eyes on you from now on. Wait what?
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Thaddius the Large posted:Is it too late to change debate moderators? Jerry Springer is seeming a more and more apt choice.
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So what does happen if a candidate resigns after early voting has begun? Because Trump will not, but Pence might, if he's any sort of smart.
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"People say I'm the best at grabbing pussy. Just the best at it. I grab the best pussy. Really. really. And people here grab the pussy too. It's a wonderful thing. But Hillary doesn't want you to know that. It's true. And the media doesn't. "
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Sky Shadowing posted:So what does happen if a candidate resigns after early voting has begun? Even a 1% chance of becoming Shadow President is too tempting for Pence, I figure.
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WeAreTheRomans posted:at the moment "grab her by the pussy" is out in front but im not sure if it has the memetic staying power of (check out sex tape) Horrible poo poo doesn't need to be a catchy meme to grab people's attention. Not to mention there was already the "GOP plans to abandon Trump if he fucks up next debate" thing so this could easily seal it regardless of how much/little he fucks up there. If Trump's comments cost them only 1-3% of women voters that is catastrophic for pretty much every close Congressional race including their must-win Senate seats. The odds of Trump getting blown out will increase but Dems retaking the senate might decrease if the seats in danger can distance themselves in a way to make up ground they lost due to Trump. Hopefully it backfires and the white wing base abandons them as traitors and cause the GOP to lose a few more seats that they shouldn't. Nessus posted:The Republicans will not abandon Trump because they perceive that they are doomed if they do not retake the Supreme Court. If Trump looks like a lost cause, and to a lot of GOPers that will be the case if he bombs the debate again on Sunday, they will absolutely cut their losses and abandon him to try and keep control of the Senate since that lets them gently caress Clinton on appointments. They will abso-loving-lutely ignore her SCOTUS pick for the next 4 years if they think they can get away with it.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 22:58 |
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What in the actual gently caress is with this loving election? Mainstream candidate is describing and has a history of sexual assault and no one out of the clowncar of fifteen other republicans could do better than him? Trump is going to get loving wrecked in the debate. A woman is going to ask him if he thinks that his comments were appropriate and ask him for an apology. He'll blame other people for his comment and then never apologize because he seems to be incapable of apologizing for anything. Hillary will chaos dunk on him. She will loving wreck him and republican women and independents will abandon him and also turn out the democratic women's vote. Trump is a mess. Trump is a waste. I want to travel into the future and get my hands on the postmortem. Not so I can read it mind you. Just so I can roll and smoke it. Or maybe mainline that poo poo. Trump has become fictional satire that walks, and he is so much larger and dumber than life that writers will have a hard time making anyone like him believable.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 23:00 |
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A Winner is Jew fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Oct 7, 2016 |
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PhazonLink posted:Wait what? Yeah I remember the murders and suicides and threats on the president's life, but I don't remember anyone being arrested by Interpol. My favorite was when someone collected thousands of dollars for hundreds of Fiestacat dolls and kept all the dolls instead of shipping them to people.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 23:01 |
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it should say 'This is the best. I have the best fires."
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 23:02 |
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Armani posted:Literally too late for that. This site has been heavily monitored for years and is going to be archived in an American library. This isn't hyperbole: you don't get >5 secret service visits, 3 murders, countless suicides, and 1 Interpol arrest on a mostly public Internet forum without eyes on you from now on. Wait who was the Interpol arrest? I also thought there was only the 1 murder...the weird pumpkin guy in TFR. Honestly I thought that our connection to Bengahzi and Caro's antics in Libya/Syria would be more notable than any of those.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 23:03 |
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This is fine. Mighty fine work. Did you make this pixel art masterpiece? Trumpster fire.
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Evil Fluffy posted:If Trump looks like a lost cause, and to a lot of GOPers that will be the case if he bombs the debate again on Sunday, they will absolutely cut their losses and abandon him to try and keep control of the Senate since that lets them gently caress Clinton on appointments. They will abso-loving-lutely ignore her SCOTUS pick for the next 4 years if they think they can get away with it.
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Let us not forget that Ted Cruz decided to support this awful monster like two weeks ago lmbo
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Amazing. Adding to the fire: https://twitter.com/EricBoehlert/status/784514231634800640
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https://twitter.com/Khanoisseur/status/784401554480566272
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Just remember, we still have 4 more weekends after this one so if the Clinton camp were the ones that provided the post with this that means they considered this only the 4-5th worst thing they have on him.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 23:04 |