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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
issues with my knees from jumping up/down on concrete

issues with my neck, shoulders and upper back from wearing body armor and being hunched over in a vehicle

i have a permanent dent on my ears from wearing BCGs that were ever so slightly too tight for my head

think that's all my wear and tear injuries

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Vasudus posted:

issues with my knees from jumping up/down on concrete

issues with my neck, shoulders and upper back from wearing body armor and being hunched over in a vehicle

i have a permanent dent on my ears from wearing BCGs that were ever so slightly too tight for my head

think that's all my wear and tear injuries

No tinnitus?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Pesticide20 posted:

No tinnitus?

Oh, yeah I guess the tinnitus could be classified as wear and tear.

Or it could have come with the hearing loss from explosions that I have!

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

did any of y'all ever get scabs on your tailbone from sit ups? I used to get them after hardcore PT or a pt test, just a big old friction scab that hurt like a mother fucker

now that I'm out I'm just like lol what was that all about

I'm another.

Grinding your tailbone against concrete was always great fun.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Do you guys just have no rear end whatsoever?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



I got the same little scabs/raw spots, right where my shorts would rub them and be even more annoying. The solution would be "don't have soldiers do sit-ups on bare concrete"...but lol army.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
what was the thing they started having people do? The rower I think. Everytime I do one of those I get this deep spinal POP that can't be good. I'm glad I didn't have to do them a crazy amount like push ups or situps because I'm sure that was leading me down the path to some hot spinal trauma

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hot Spinal Trauma sounds like the name of a hair band or a sex position

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I got your hot spinal trauma hanging here.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I have plenty of rear end, but situps still killed. Pounding your tailbone into the ground over and over? gently caress that.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I have enough butt muscles to not smash my tailbone. However, it stopped being good that I could max the hell out of situps or do a couple hundred nonstop when ultimately my back blew out, so now they're dead to me forever, and I don't have to do them anymore. Success?

Also the latest rumor mill is that they may stop opening up CDR/CSM slots to anyone who has a profile that stops them from doing all 3 APFT events. So if that comes to fruition, it will necessarily thin the herd of qualified persons to only being able to pick from people who somehow never got seriously hurt. gently caress you, officer/NCO who got injured or earned a purple heart getting hosed up in combat, and is otherwise totally qualified to lead formations!

I'm hoping that rumor is just a rumor.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
When I was getting out I was in the training room, and word came down that E7s were to be relieved of their platoon sergeant slots if they couldn't do all 3 events, failed a PT test, or failed height and weight. First sergeants and sergeant majors could keep their slots though.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I've seen people get passed over for command or 1SG positions for a profile, but not removed once established. Being removed for height/weight or APFT has been pretty standard fair for 1SG/CSMs where I've been, though. I've seen commanders get quietly told they have 30 days to get their poo poo together if they gently caress up on height/weight or APFT or face relief. It's already a bar from being appointed to the position, though, and some pre-command courses weigh/tape officers at the school to catch those who've been fudging their paperwork or getting generous tape tests from their home units.

e: I remember an NCO talking poo poo about his 1SG for having a pushup profile. You know, the 1SG who got that profile when he had his elbow shattered by a round passing through it during an ambush, then still used his good arm to pull a soldier and an interpreter out of the killzone while under fire.

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Oct 7, 2016

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
that 1sg sounds like a real piece of poo poo I mean APFT is absolutely #1 priority, gently caress peoples LIVES and poo poo

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I'm putting the odds that someone asked him if he was wearing his issued elbow pads at like 95%

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

that 1sg sounds like a real piece of poo poo I mean APFT is absolutely #1 priority, gently caress peoples LIVES and poo poo

Unironically this in the peace time Army. Have fun all you fuckers who are still in. I did my time during a war and it sucked less HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAsmdftbHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
You couldn't pay me enough money to be in peacetime Army.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Drill is next weekend and i want to kill myself

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Drill is next weekend and i want to kill myself

Not before you complete your mandatory training you won't.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Just an APFT and a new commander that's actually a medical officer that had to go to command school for six months and who is also a gigantic emasculating dyke with a "may I see you manager" bob haircut, who also has a hard-on for finally "getting the chance to make us like a real army unit."

Kill me.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Just an APFT and a new commander that's actually a medical officer that had to go to command school for six months and who is also a gigantic emasculating dyke with a "may I see you manager" bob haircut, who also has a hard-on for finally "getting the chance to make us like a real army unit."

Kill me.

Tell your commander that real army units deal with real army problems, then drink a handle of whiskey, grab her breasts, and try to make it off post before the MPs can stop you.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Just an APFT and a new commander that's actually a medical officer that had to go to command school for six months and who is also a gigantic emasculating dyke with a "may I see you manager" bob haircut, who also has a hard-on for finally "getting the chance to make us like a real army unit."

Kill me.

The army recently decided that the medical direct commission program was too much of a "gentleman's course" and took the course away from medical services so that they'd have to do "real army" training.

Enjoy your future :getin:

To be fair, part of this was in response to GO's in the medical service being sick and tired of hearing about med service corps officers whining about field/deployment hardship.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
She wants to make a guard unit do litter carries for PT. Like, not sometimes or as a supplement, but like 100%.

Half of the unit is HQ and support anyway.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

She wants to make a guard unit do litter carries for PT. Like, not sometimes or as a supplement, but like 100%.

Half of the unit is HQ and support anyway.

Sounds to me like you don't have enough heart, hooah? If you hooah'd up your hooah to the appropriate level of heart you could hooah through it and hooah at the end, soldier!

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

We have any lucky souls in 82nd here?

The facebooks are blowing up with drama about them right now.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

ASAPI posted:

We have any lucky souls in 82nd here?

The facebooks are blowing up with drama about them right now.

did they get caught making gay porn....again???

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

did they get caught making gay porn....again???

Not that good.

Just allegedly causing a troop to miscarry and have a bunch of broke dicks fresh off the operating table going to JRTC.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

ASAPI posted:

Not that good.

Just allegedly causing a troop to miscarry and have a bunch of broke dicks fresh off the operating table going to JRTC.

oh thats just another day in the Army

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

oh thats just another day in the Army

Right? Nothing special there

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

oh thats just another day in the Army

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
now the 82nd can actually wear the baby killer moniker with pride

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Just went to have a look at that army wtf moments page and hoooooooly poo poo what a fuckin' time to be in the army

Post surgery soldiers, a pregnant soldier, med board soldiers all jammed onto a bus for 18 hours to go pull bullshit details. Even dudes with concussions from a recent jump put on guard duty.

Then the evac situations due to matthew just completely rear end hosed from stupidity.

Goddamn, I feel sorry for you fuckers still in.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

One of my E6s got a PA to forge a release note from the Ft. Knox WTC back in 2014. Apparently they were using recovering soldiers (including SNCOs and FGOs) for what amounted to chain gangs, regardless as to their injury.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

I for one thank them for their service.

Especially those with the hardest job, the spouses.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

quote:

“These people already don't give gently caress about me.”

Any real leader who reads these words should immediately be struck cold, because if they come from someone in your formation, you know there’s a big problem.

That quote came to us today from a Falcon Brigade soldier who was injured during the jump in to JRTC. He reached out with his story – how he woke to find himself in a hospital with no clothes, no idea what was happening, and no leaders or Soldiers to support him.

We wanted to tell his story, but couldn’t think of a way to do it without compromising him and his identity. His response? “gently caress it, just tell the story. Use your judgement. These people already don't give gently caress about me.”

This Soldier’s feelings toward his unit and his leadership aren’t unique. Since posting our story this morning, we’ve received dozens of messages reinforcing the same theme. There are stories of troops packed into a bus, days after surgery, and injured soldiers in full leg immobilizers stacked into seats for an 18+ hour bus ride.

Most disturbing of all are the reports of a pregnant paratrooper suffering a miscarriage on the bus enroute to Louisiana.

Even more maddeningly, the unit callously disregards the health and welfare of its Soldiers, and is expecting those same soldiers to give their all during this JRTC rotation, but doesn't hold its senior leaders to the same standard. Junior enlisted paratroopers with hip injuries are sent to jump in, while one of the battalion operations sergeants major with a similar injury was not sent. One broke his hip on the jump in, and he, along with others hurt on the insertion, will have to stay at Fort Polk.

The paratroopers with profiles aren't the ones complaining. They know the deal. They're concerned about those with exigent circumstances - the Soldiers whose situations were unique and completely disregarded for the simple sake of making numbers.

We hope Col. Pat Work and Command Sgt. Maj. Mitchell Rucker are seeing this. We hope you understand what your Soldiers are feeling and the impressions they have right now. This may not be your intent.

If it is, you should be ashamed.

If it isn’t, you need to make sure your subordinate commanders and NCO leaders get the right message and fix this before it’s too late.

You’ll know it’s too late when you start hearing a phrase around the formations, in the COFs, and near the staff duty desks.

It’ll sound something like this - “These people already don't give gently caress about me.”

quote:

If you're a Falcon, LISTEN UP! Judge here to give you a legal brief.

1. They can't use what you say against you if they don't read you your rights. No one who reads you your rights is your friend. If someone reads you your rights YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP AND ASK FOR A LAWYER. Say nothing.

2. Don't turn your phone or electronic devices over unless you are ordered to do so. If you do, put a pin lock on it. You do not give the pin over to anyone. Even if you are ordered to do so.

3. If anyone takes your poo poo, you file a written request to your company commander. YOU MUST DO IT IN WRITING. If your commander does nothing, then ask to see a lawyer and file an Article 138 complaint.

4. NO ONE CAN ORDER YOU TO TAKE A POLYGRAPH. Period. Don't buy it if anyone says "fess up or you all take a poly." They cannot order you to take one. Ever.

5. Again, because I see enough of you in my office who don't get this part, no one who reads you your rights is your friend. They read you your rights and ask you questions, you ask for a lawyer AND YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Who cares if they yell at you for not giving a statement? Like the guy who taught me everything I know says, you've got more rear end than they can chew.

This has been your Falcon Legal Brief with Judge.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Oh lol it's second brigade

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
Work was my battalion commander and he's a fantastic person and I'd work for him again in a second if I was still in.

He went well out of his way to give a poo poo about his people, and the picture being painted doesn't square with me at all.

Well, that's my story.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Got issued gear for deployment from CIF through STATE.
Everyone left stupid poo poo for east Africa like marshmallow suits and arctic sleeping bag back home.
Went through Hood and got only plates.
Deployed with a Tricon to ship non-critical gear.


EIGHT MONTHS LATER....

We are not allowed to put anything with OCP in the tri-con.
We are not allowed to put non-military gear in the tri-con.
No one knows what the gently caress we can put in the tri-con.
Ft Hood CIF states they want every item on hand receipt from CIF.
Ft Hood states they will give statements of charge for any item not turned in issued by CIF.
No one has arctic suit.
No one has arctic bag.
No one can fit this poo poo in two 70 lb duffels to get back to America.

I hope you're having a hooah day.

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Oct 8, 2016

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its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I'm at hood rn, and we got 4 bags. 2 with all the marshmallow poo poo is channel air though. Sucks if your unit didn't allot you Space to carry all your ta50 with you; we've been tracking that post mob turn in for months.

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