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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Snapchat A Titty posted:

I hope John Cusack is never in anything ever again.

While the idea of budget Nic Cage is very funny, I can't imagine the actual Nic Cage is commanding that high a salary, National Treasure be damned.

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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuN52FOiphk&t=7s
I'm down for BaldConaughey

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Hot off the presses:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZq6r9d6vTQ

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

War for The Planet of The Apes teaser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huYh0fIRJRk

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005

Snapchat A Titty posted:

I hope Joan Cusack is never in anything ever again.

fixed

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007


Fuuuuuuuuuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9OhykhqC2Q

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

thats a ban

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

gently caress, that's a great movie.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

"I'm touching a tiger."

I like it.

edit:

I watched The Magnificent Seven today. What a disappointment. I completely zoned out during the final battle.

Jack's Flow fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Oct 7, 2016

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Resident Evil: Return of the Laser Beam Corridor

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
In reality, this is, like, the 3rd time (I think) that laser hallway has appeared since the original film.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

I hope John Cusack is in the next John Wick.

Hell, I hope he's playing his character from Grosse Pointe Blank

I smell a buddy comedy shared universe spinoff sequel...

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Who in their right mind would cast Natalie Portman as Jackie O when Ashton Kutcher is still around?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Syncopated posted:

Resident Evil: Return of the Laser Beam Corridor

That's from the previous movie. Actually I think there's no new footage in all of that trailer.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
There's actually a "unofficial" sequel to Gross Point Blank called War, Inc. It is not good.

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
Peter Berg has and Mark Wahlberg have killed a Taliban leader, experienced an oil spill, and now they're tangentially related to a certain marathon event in Boston.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9IpI_pNGI

e: music by trent reznor and atticus ross, eh?

f#a# fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Oct 7, 2016

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Mark Whalberg for disasters and tragedies from real life. Matt Damon for getting lost in space. Matt LeBlanc for also getting lost in space.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

f#a# posted:

Peter Berg has and Mark Wahlberg have killed a Taliban leader, experienced an oil spill, and now they're tangentially related to a certain marathon event in Boston.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9IpI_pNGI

e: music by trent reznor and atticus ross, eh?

It was fake . RESEARCH the event for yourselves , and THINK , with your OWN mind . NO Influence , only intelligent thought based on Evidence and Facts.

The comments deliver as usual.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMkeGPbBS18

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/8417722

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Latest Underworld trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxOJfSV3MHs

I am so down with this.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I've always enjoyed the Underworld movies, but for whatever reason, I thought that Charles Dance had already been killed in one of them before, but then I remembered that it wasn't Charles Dance, but rather, Bill Nighy.

The more Charles Dance, the better, I say.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I have to say that looks pretty bad.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
I am so sick of Mark Wahlberg making himself the self-appointed mascot of Boston. His savior-complex for the city is even more pathetic than the way Mel Gibson lionizes himself. It's amazing to watch Boogie Nights (as we should each do every night of our lives) and recognize how he basically became the Dirk Diggler in real life. That part where he is all coked up and is threatening to fight Burt Reynolds by the pool was prophetic.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Its just kind of ridiculous that he and Berg are putting out what basically looks like the same movie with a different setting in twice in the same year.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

spooky like this! posted:

Its just kind of ridiculous that he and Berg are putting out what basically looks like the same movie with a different setting in twice in the same year.

I hope they remake Triumph of the Will.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Eh, Lone Survivor and Deepwater Horizon were both good, I'll see it.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I have such little interest in the topic of the movie though. I'm not trying to insult or diminish the tragedy, I'm just not sure why I'd want to see a movie version of it? It feels too recent and overshadowed by all the other terror attacks we've had all over the world. I'm not usually one of those "I already know what happens, why would I wanna watch" guys since that's an asinine position, but there's just something about this that feels completely uninteresting. I can't place what it is for me.
It feels like the sort of topic I'd be interested in visiting if it were like I don't know, Paul Greengrass, and in like, ten years. Not in 2016 with Markie Mark.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003

Punkin Spunkin posted:

I have such little interest in the topic of the movie though. I'm not trying to insult or diminish the tragedy, I'm just not sure why I'd want to see a movie version of it? It feels too recent and overshadowed by all the other terror attacks we've had all over the world. I'm not usually one of those "I already know what happens, why would I wanna watch" guys since that's an asinine position, but there's just something about this that feels completely uninteresting. I can't place what it is for me.
It feels like the sort of topic I'd be interested in visiting if it were like I don't know, Paul Greengrass, and in like, ten years. Not in 2016 with Markie Mark.

It's a shameless cash-grab. What lesson are we going to learn here? Cops are heroes? Or wait... ordinary people are heroes!? I mean who gives a gently caress.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
I'd almost be more for it if it were an ensemble picture, reflecting on a variety of perspectives and reactions after tragedies like Boston. But Mark Whalberg being super bummed about a thing just makes it seem like misery porn about white people. At best, well intentioned but misplaced.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


This video have been made private but here is another one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxo0aoetVAo

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Starting to see some of the Fury Road influence showing up in these trailers.

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


f#a# posted:

Peter Berg has and Mark Wahlberg have killed a Taliban leader, experienced an oil spill, and now they're tangentially related to a certain marathon event in Boston.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9IpI_pNGI
For a moment there I thought you meant all those events happen in one movie and was expecting to see a trailer for Pain and Gain 2.

I would watch Pain and Gain 2.

the_homemaster
Dec 7, 2015
Black Mirror Season 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDiYGjp5iFg

yassssssssssssss

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

And what better followup to a Black Mirror trailer than one for a series adapted from Youtube (but it's a Netflix series, not Youtube Red)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDDAClMibkM

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


This all looks so boring and not creative at all.

"How are we going to do this big car stunt where it ends in an explosion!???"

"Uh....use Action Essential's Car Explosion with Explosion #3. Maybe Smoke #2 as well. gently caress it, throw a little Debris #6 in there for good measure!"

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Did the show suddenly get Americanized or something? It was never very subtle to begin with so I hope it doesn't dip down yet another level of subtlety like say, The Office and most American transplants go. From the trailer (which admittedly aint sayin much but this is the trailer thread) it feels like some of the stories might be even more on the nose than they were before but fingers crossed I'm glad it's back

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Punkin Spunkin posted:

Did the show suddenly get Americanized or something? It was never very subtle to begin with so I hope it doesn't dip down yet another level of subtlety like say, The Office and most American transplants go. From the trailer (which admittedly aint sayin much but this is the trailer thread) it feels like some of the stories might be even more on the nose than they were before but fingers crossed I'm glad it's back

That's a bit early to tell I'd say. It's still written by Charlie Brooker, so it could just be the cut of the trailer that sets you off? Fwiw I don't see the problem.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Punkin Spunkin posted:

Did the show suddenly get Americanized or something? It was never very subtle to begin with so I hope it doesn't dip down yet another level of subtlety like say, The Office and most American transplants go. From the trailer (which admittedly aint sayin much but this is the trailer thread) it feels like some of the stories might be even more on the nose than they were before but fingers crossed I'm glad it's back


Netflix swooped in and wrestled it from the original distributors, then bankrolled a 10-12 episode season.



Guaranteed quality drop.

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LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Did the show suddenly get Americanized or something? It was never very subtle to begin with so I hope it doesn't dip down yet another level of subtlety like say, The Office and most American transplants go. From the trailer (which admittedly aint sayin much but this is the trailer thread) it feels like some of the stories might be even more on the nose than they were before but fingers crossed I'm glad it's back

I mean, like you said, Black Mirror is preeeettty on the nose regardless. Pretty hard to judge if it's been "Americanized" from a trailer like that.

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Netflix swooped in and wrestled it from the original distributors, then bankrolled a 10-12 episode season.



Guaranteed quality drop.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's split between two seasons. So, yeah, it's double the episodes, but it's still only 6.

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