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anotherone
Feb 8, 2001
Username taken, please choose another one
boy could they have maybe done another take of that?

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Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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doing a challenge for the debate is especially bad for donald because he kind of f ucked up the last one and he's not the one who should be making bets

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Ok, real dumb question time. If Trump bails on a debate, what happens? Is it just a 90 minute Clinton interview where they ask Trump for his rebuttal and there's just a cornstalk and a podium?

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

gif PAC

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I honestly have no idea what this is going to do. We won't know until the end of next week.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
"See you at the debate on Sunday."

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
i have heard pussy dropped uncensored on cnn more tonight than the entirety of watching news

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
:smugdon: see u @ the debate :smugdon:

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Montasque posted:

Donald Trump is crashing his life into the twin towers of the GOP.

a second non-apology has hit the towers

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i dodnt see the video and i feel i missed nothjng of valur

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A VILLAIN FROM A DAYTIME TV SPECIAL BE RUNNING AS A MAJOR PARTY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT

publishko
Feb 16, 2014
I can't believe it was only a day ago when we were talking about how absurd it would be if Texas went blue

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Despera posted:

PAUL RYAN UNENDORSEMENT INC

:fap:

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
ahahaha ana navaro just screamed pussy on cnn

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Joementum posted:

Enjoy this fun tale of Donald Trump trying to rape a woman in his 12 year old daughter's bedroom, wrestling with her, and her throwing up to get him to stop.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/09/opinion/sunday/donald-trump-groper-in-chief.html

quote:

“You know, there’s going to be a problem,” Trump told Houraney, according to a 1997 sexual harassment lawsuit Harth filed against him. “I’m very attracted to your girlfriend.”

:staredog:

quote:

“His mind was in a totally different place than mine,” Harth recalls. “He thinks he’s God’s gift to women.”

He's mentally ill~ This man just goes through people as if they were tissue and tosses them aside, like a commodity to devour.

He's gotta be the ultimate capitalist/consumerist, pure and unrestrained. The darkest side of capitalism, absolutely. I've never seen or grasped such a person in my life that is so toxic that he physically and mentally consumes people much like he would a Quarter Pounder.

My stomach turns at this but I didn't vomit, that's a plus. Jesus christ :gonk:

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.


Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i almost vomited at whats up next how do you get worse thjan trying to rape a woman in your 12 year olds bedroom HOW DO YOU GET WORSE THAN THAT

its like, gently caress, how do you

hundreds of sexual assaults, how did he have the time to physically do them all, how how how how how

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Tatum Girlparts posted:

the bill clinton focus was bad, but for me the worst was him ending it with 'I look forward to talking more about this at the debate'.

Motherfucker the point is to kill this before the debate, this isn't your PPV blowoff match you're booking! Don't settle this at Summerslam!

PROMOTER GOTTA PROMOTE YO

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Despera posted:

PAUL RYAN UNENDORSEMENT INC

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Chokes McGee posted:

How is... what

just

just don't rape people

it's not that hard, I've managed it for 36 years

just... just don't rape a person

what

sounds complicated

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Some dumb yokel is on CNN trying to rationalize this poo poo

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


magiccarpet posted:

off with you nite crew. news crew has taken over.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
WHERE DID THE SOAP OPERA PORTAL COME FROM THAT HE FELL OUT OF

HOW CAN IT BE DESTROYED

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Squizzle posted:

i dodnt see the video and i feel i missed nothjng of valur

In summary:

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

Navarro just yelled "A WOMANS PUSSY" live on CNN

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Benny D posted:

THE THIRD TIME SEEING IT IS EVEN WORSE

It seriously gets worse every time.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
so what if my shlong gets horny i'm just supposed to keep it to myself

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

If the Dilbert man's career also ends because of this I will hug myself and giggle.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/784503631861026816

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

TARDISman posted:

Ok, real dumb question time. If Trump bails on a debate, what happens? Is it just a 90 minute Clinton interview where they ask Trump for his rebuttal and there's just a cornstalk and a podium?

id hope she invites gary johnson, just because

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



my bony fealty posted:

id hope she invites gary johnson, just because

lmao

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




TARDISman posted:

Ok, real dumb question time. If Trump bails on a debate, what happens? Is it just a 90 minute Clinton interview where they ask Trump for his rebuttal and there's just a cornstalk and a podium?

they probably juat move the inaigiration forward to take place then

zakkro
May 29, 2015


"And now! Finally! Take my hand! Swear eternal loyalty... to Trump," the Orange One commands as he extends his hand.

Christie, wordless, kneels and grabs Trump's hand.

Trump begins to wail, as Christie grips tighter and tighter.

He then picks Trump up by the lapel, and throws him into a crystalline chasm.

The alarm goes off. It's 6AM.

"No. No no no!!!" Christie bellows as he turns over to sob into his pillow.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Chokes McGee posted:

How is... what

just

just don't rape people

it's not that hard, I've managed it for 36 years

just... just don't rape a person

what
Lots of men have been fed a constant drip of messages for their whole lives that women exist to please them.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Von Sloneker posted:

"See you at the debate on Sunday."



Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Venom Snake posted:

i almost vomited at whats up next how do you get worse thjan trying to rape a woman in your 12 year olds bedroom HOW DO YOU GET WORSE THAN THAT

there's an obvious answer but we're all trying really hard not to think about it

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Yelling pussy on CNN is extremely my poo poo

Raivin
Jan 9, 2002
Pillbug

anotherone posted:

boy could they have maybe done another take of that?

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The funniest thing is actually this is the easy part

The hard part is going to be either explaining this election/set of events or confirming its existence as legit and real to future generations

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