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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

YOU A loving HAT posted:

To anyone wondering if Clinton will come down on Trump even harder in the next few weeks, when he's pretty much already done and dead now...

She's spent the last 30 years being treated like poo poo in politics for her gender. Sure, there are a lot of things she's done that I've hated and not for her gender, but ALONGSIDE all that, she's endured every gendered insult, gross insinuation, humiliation and patronizing comment you can think of. She's been called a slut, whore and bitch on tshirts for 12 year olds at rallies this year ALONE.

Now she has a doughy orange avatar of all that loving smug male privilege right in front of her and a book full of horrifying secrets about him. She's going to ruin this man. Not because he's the opponent, not just because he's Donald Trump, world's biggest rear end in a top hat. She's gonna do it for 30 years of poo poo and then ascend to the presidency.

I never thought I'd say it about a candidate I don't even like and still highly mistrust, but....here, go ahead, you've earned it Hillary:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

The Game Change authors are going to be able to retire with book 3's profits

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

I've enjoyed everyone in national news discovering Bill Mitchell's twitter over the last week.

ever since soneobe posted the rumor that bitchmill is paid by/on behalf of trump, ive o&r'd that in my mind ibto him being pronised a plum role on trumpnews if he remains a loyal soldier

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:54

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

the southern state parties remain behind trump, as well as others scattered throughout the midwest.

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anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

YOU A loving HAT posted:

To anyone wondering if Clinton will come down on Trump even harder in the next few weeks, when he's pretty much already done and dead now...

She's spent the last 30 years being treated like poo poo in politics for her gender. Sure, there are a lot of things she's done that I've hated and not for her gender, but ALONGSIDE all that, she's endured every gendered insult, gross insinuation, humiliation and patronizing comment you can think of. She's been called a slut, whore and bitch on tshirts for 12 year olds at rallies this year ALONE.

Now she has a doughy orange avatar of all that loving smug male privilege right in front of her and a book full of horrifying secrets about him. She's going to ruin this man. Not because he's the opponent, not just because he's Donald Trump, world's biggest rear end in a top hat. She's gonna do it for 30 years of poo poo and then ascend to the presidency.

I never thought I'd say it about a candidate I don't even like and still highly mistrust, but....here, go ahead, you've earned it Hillary:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN

the further the knife twists, the bigger the landslide and the more seats she wins.

knife status: 720 degrees

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:54

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/784803865723965440

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Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

gonna go make some guac

please don't let anything insane happen in the next 15 minutes

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:55

egon_beeblebrox: Mar 1, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

HAIL GAY SATAN

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:55

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/784803865723965440

"TRUMP! Remember when I said I'd kill you last?"

"Yeah. Yeah! You did, Arnold!"

*gun cock noise*

"I lied."

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:55

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

skaboomizzy posted:

How did sixteen other presidential campaigns not think to tell an intern to listen to Howard Stern tapes and dig up something on Trump

Literally just find the most useless gently caress-up college kid you hired as a favor to some mid-level donor and tell him "Trump was on Howard Stern a lot, listen to those shows and tell Bob in the corner office what stupid poo poo Trump said, but first go ahead and make a Starbucks run"

Sixteen people operating at the highest level of politics in America and all of their advisers and staffs didn't think to do this

And now look what happened

Oh I am 100% certain they did (at the very least, Jeb! and Cruz and Fiorina) but they didn't deploy it until it was already too late, and they seriously thought he'd win anyway so they stayed with their party. Let's face it, what career politician would torpedo their own party? All this outrage is pure pragmatism, it's only because the presidential campaign is effectively over.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:55

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Tatsuta Age posted:

gonna go make some guac

please don't let anything insane happen in the next 15 minutes

OH GOD TRUMP JUST CALLED AN INFANT GIRL A LITTLE SLUT

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:56

killer crane: Dec 30, 2006; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/784803865723965440

is arnold going to run? are we in the demolition man timeline?

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:57

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Tatsuta Age posted:

gonna go make some guac

please don't let anything insane happen in the next 15 minutes

Look, no promises, ok?

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Keg: Sep 22, 2014

Tatsuta Age posted:

gonna go make some guac

please don't let anything insane happen in the next 15 minutes

What do you put in your guac? I use avocado, red onion, cilantro, garlic, tabasco, and lime juice.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:57

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Tatum Girlparts posted:

OH GOD TRUMP JUST CALLED AN INFANT GIRL A LITTLE SLUT

I know you're joking, but don't play around like that. This is something that could (and probably has already) happen.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:57

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Squizzle posted:

ever since soneobe posted the rumor that bitchmill is paid by/on behalf of trump, ive o&r'd that in my mind ibto him being pronised a plum role on trumpnews if he remains a loyal soldier

nobody wants to see that face regularly on tv

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Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

They nominated an animated piece of poo poo and it's still gonna get ~200 EVs.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:57

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

Republican #22 pens his denouncement tweet of Donald Trump. He pauses, just for a moment, then restores his resolve and stamps his finger down on send. He waits a few moments, then checks the replies to his bold statement, standing against a symbol of perversion and aggression towards women.

"Surely," the man thinks, "the American people will applaud my stance, and stand with me in solidarity."

The replies begin to load. His eager face shifts, scroll by scroll, to a look of fear.

"No...but how...how could they..."

The phone rings. An unknown number. With shaking hands, it reaches his ear, and two simple words are toned.

"Nothing. Matters."

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BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/falklands_utd/status/784856252052570112

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Kurt_Cobain: Jul 9, 2001

Ottermotive Insanity posted:

I only pray that be the end of the debate Trump has listed off the names of women who's pussies he would not grab.

Never Rosie, the worst, Would never-but you know, I will say she has always had a thing for me so what can I say

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

mccain pulled

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:58

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Tatum Girlparts posted:

OH GOD TRUMP JUST CALLED AN INFANT GIRL A LITTLE SLUT

...I honestly can't tell whether you're joking or not.

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Stabbatical: Sep 15, 2011

no way that Trump will actually be able to make Trump News after this now

he'll have even less credibility and who the hell would work for it

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Venom Snake posted:

the southern state parties remain behind trump, as well as others scattered throughout the midwest.

So attempting to drop him or trying to force him would force civil war.

Gooooood.

Good.

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Sarmhan: Nov 1, 2011

Barbe Rouge posted:

They nominated an animated piece of poo poo and it's still gonna get ~200 EVs.

Not at the current rate.

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Tatum Girlparts posted:

OH GOD TRUMP JUST CALLED AN INFANT GIRL A LITTLE SLUT

gently caress you I believed it for a second

# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:58

Phyresis: Nov 2, 2004; I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

bluetah is gonna happen lmao

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Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Rise from your knees, nation

https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/784860368115896320

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mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Tainen posted:

https://twitter.com/gselevator/status/784826592874811394

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Not a Twat: Oct 11, 2010; Oops you almost got away without your Diddy

watching a cnn livesdteram and holy poo poo. there are so many ads. its at least 50% ads. and most of the ads are for healthcare

america really is a nightmare hell land

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

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prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

https://twitter.com/SweetPeaPatsy/status/784851509351559168

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brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

Tatum Girlparts posted:

OH GOD TRUMP JUST CALLED AN INFANT GIRL A LITTLE SLUT

i mean

yeah

probably

# ? Oct 8, 2016 22:00

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/784860755678015488

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/784860755678015488

Too much misogyny for a man with so much respect for women that once told his wife "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you oval office."

# ? Oct 8, 2016 22:00

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/TedNesi/status/784855602296156161

# ? Oct 8, 2016 22:00

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Ottermotive Insanity posted:

is arnold going to run? are we in the demolition man timeline?

Nah, the next Republican to actually succeed at the white house will be one who is not socially conservative. Arnold is pretty purple but he has a lot of social conservative baggage especially on LGBT issues.

Maybe in 2036 or some other future election the GOP will actually become a modern party.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 22:00

Phyresis: Nov 2, 2004; I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

Not a Twat posted:

watching a cnn livesdteram and holy poo poo. there are so many ads. its at least 50% ads. and most of the ads are for healthcare

america really is a nightmare hell land

yessir, that's why we've cutting the cord

# ? Oct 8, 2016 22:01

Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

sarmhan posted:

Not at the current rate.

I don't believe the forecasts, people are too lovely. I mean I'd love it if she got like 400+EVs, the Senate and did damage in the house but life isn't fair.

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