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djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Jenner posted:

A friend's jackass step-brother posted up a meme today that read something like, "In Islam, you die for your God. In my faith my God died for me."

And I was so tempted to touch the poop and inform him that Muslims, Jews and Christians all worship the same God, the God of Abraham. That is why the three of them are called the Abrahamic religions.

And also that Christian belief states that Jesus was the son of God, not God themselves.

But I resisted and did not do it. Instead I blocked him.

Ooh, be careful with that one. You don't want to reopen old schisms.

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Cape Cod Crab Chip
Feb 20, 2011

Now you don't have to suck meat from an exoskeleton!

Crunch Buttsteak posted:



Speaking of which, this is being passed around on twitter, with the argument of "Obama said it too! Your move, liberals!" Because, of course, the only reason people are mad is because Trump said the word "pussy".

My favorite angle about that picture is that it purports to be Obama talking about eating ribs. That's pork. How's that gel with the secret Muslim thing?

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Jenner posted:


And also that Christian belief states that Jesus was the son of God, not God themselves.



You're right about the other stuff but to be fair this part isn't wrong. Jesus is generally considered to be an aspect of God by most modern strains of Christianity. In a way he is considered God.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


RagnarokAngel posted:

You're right about the other stuff but to be fair this part isn't wrong. Jesus is generally considered to be an aspect of God by most modern strains of Christianity. In a way he is considered God.

You're wrong about this I'LL loving KILL YOU

-late Antiquity

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

djw175 posted:

Ooh, be careful with that one. You don't want to reopen old schisms.

TOO LATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQLfgaUoQCw

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Redeye Flight posted:

GIP generally doesn't like either candidate much but likes Trump a LOT less. The general consensus is that they're mostly sad Biden didn't run.

yeah but he used part of somebody else's speech one time and didn't attribute it, so...

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Jenner posted:

And also that Christian belief states that Jesus was the son of God, not God themselves.

This is wrong, Jesus is the son of God but also his human physical incarnation. This idea is called Trinitarianism which is the opinion of the vast majority of Christians sects today. I believe the idea you are putting forward is Monophysitism which got thrown out sometime around Justinian's reign.

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Jenner posted:

And also that Christian belief states that Jesus was the son of God, not God themselves.

The Roman empire touched that poop and it did not end well.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

muike posted:

context doesn't matter at all to the people who make these

"He didn't say that" is a lot stronger rebuttal than "so what if he said that"

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
This is a really big thing for someone to get wrong while lecturing others on religion.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Nevvy Z posted:

This is a really big thing for someone to get wrong while lecturing others on religion.

It's not necessarily wrong, there are Christians that don't believe that Jesus is totally synonymous with God.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Cape Cod Crab Chip posted:

My favorite angle about that picture is that it purports to be Obama talking about eating ribs. That's pork. How's that gel with the secret Muslim thing?

Taqueria, my friend :taco:

They want to put a truck on every corner now.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Cape Cod Crab Chip posted:

My favorite angle about that picture is that it purports to be Obama talking about eating ribs. That's pork. How's that gel with the secret Muslim thing?

The concept of Taqiyya gives people who are :tinfoil: about Muslims the ultimate out.

He was eating pork? Well he was just trying to blend in with American society. He drinks beer? He's just trying to bring our guards down. He regularly goes to a Christian Church? How devious, he's infiltrating it to change it from the inside!

Obama dropping the façade and finally revealing his true Muslim faith is one of those "any day now!" things by this point.

Rebochan
Feb 2, 2006

Take my evolution

Crossposted from the D&D pictures thread because I love you.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Rebochan posted:

Crossposted from the D&D pictures thread because I love you.



Me. They're mine, all of them. I built a house out of them. I used spooge for mortar. The wifi is okay but not great.

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

Rebochan posted:

Crossposted from the D&D pictures thread because I love you.



I don't understand what consent is, and am unable to differentiate fantasy from reality.

"Rape Culture"? Sounds like some made up SJW bullshit.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
Alright fans and rubberneckers, let's slip this in before the debate hijacks the news cycle. I for one am deeply looking forward to it.

EXTREMELY PISSED OFF RIGHT WINGERS


Trying so hard with this video of Obama reading a passage from his book describing something someone else said. Even the commentariat aren't buying it


I'm seeing more complaints in the comments about the overblown clickbait articles. Compaction cycle incoming?


Our boy Reginald firing in all directions

Other than that EPORW is largely ignoring the Trump Tapes, reposting old favorites. Let's move on to the pre-friday era


Ah the heady days of the VP debate


he's wearing some kind of service parent pin but in the wrong orientation. heavens.


tim kaine is like thing


kaine 2


Sewed up the crucial Amish vote


oh man I forgot the tax return pages even happened


"rapping women"
Of course, they only believe a woman when she says she was assaulted if it was a dem that did it


ok Don that's just funny


for those who don't follow this as closely as us weirdos do, this kid was taking comprehensive cellphone pics documenting the engine room of the sub. The investigators said he had meetings with foreign nationals. And he destroyed his laptop and ditched it in the woods when he found out they were on to him
So it's not just a kid taking a selfie.


not a single gun in this picture


so long as you delete your account


Soros


Footbaw


Benghazi art project


You're far more likely to shoot your kid with that gun than an attacker :(


responsible gun owners


no u vandalism


Hillary did watergate


Hillary is literally nixon


culture wars


ok so the deal was that the med students didn't want to pull up their sleeves to wash up to the elbow per standard procedure. not great but easily solvable by giving them a privacy while they wash. Anything for EPORW to link muslims + germs though


NO LUTING


racist


Flint


Lawn Forcement


monsters


:words:


constitutional conservative


Europa 2050


ironic considering what we did in South America.



clearly snowden wasn't arrested. Click baiters


Gadsden flag


you loving traitors.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos
Man they got that wrong.



Europa 2016.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The state is illegitimate, laws are extortion, and borders are imaginary lines. P.S. Trump build the wall!

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010

Defenestration posted:

Alright fans and rubberneckers, let's slip this in before the debate hijacks the news cycle. I for one am deeply looking forward to it.

EXTREMELY PISSED OFF RIGHT WINGERS


:words:

"Why can't I drive my 4,000 lb vehicle at 90mph without wearing seatbelts?! Why do I have to prove to the state that I know how to operate my vehicle safely?! Why do I have to buy insurance in case I forget to operate my vehicle safely?! MAH FREEDUMS!" :bahgawd:

Defenestration posted:


constitutional conservative

And now, let me tell you how a football player not saluting an inanimate object the way I want him to is disrespectful... :beck:

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
I stopped following this thread for a period of a few months, is EPORW the same as LL101?

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Plom Bar posted:

I stopped following this thread for a period of a few months, is EPORW the same as LL101?

Different poo poo, same flavour.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

If Americans think murder is so terrible, how did Natural Born Killers make $50.3 million?

Defenestration posted:


Hillary did watergate

Kind of want to put "Teapot Dome Scandal" on it and then spread it around just to see if anyone notices.

quote:


:words:

"The government doesn't care about due process!" say the people that believe cops should be able to kill black people for literally any reason whatsoever.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!



Boy it sure would be funny if a Republican Governor remade a law that has previously been repealed via voter referendum allowing him to appoint his own person to run a city with power to overrule locally elected officials. Then used that law to poison an entire city. loving hilarious.

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004















"Silence is consent" :smugdon:





Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Plom Bar posted:

I stopped following this thread for a period of a few months, is EPORW the same as LL101?

I think one of them is anti-Trump, but I don't remember which.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Jurgan posted:

I think one of them is anti-Trump, but I don't remember which.

EPORW has been consistently and whole heartedly pro Trump.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Cue a stampede of people rushing to make pro-Trump mems for every gaffe he makes in the debate tonight.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
If capitalist college professors believed their own propaganda why aren't they working to make more money in the private sector?

Socialist college professors see that the population doesn't understand what socialism is and they clearly need to teach it to others. A proves their point macro

BunnySkull
Jan 28, 2005

TABLOID JUNKIE
UNIDENTIFIED SOURCES SAID IT SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Last meme posted by my fat racist aunt before rage quitting my FB page, aggravated her shitposting crazy right wings GIFS only seemed to convince people she was a crazy racist redneck and not that Clinton (or as she calls her Killery) was evil. Trump rednecks haven't been handling the last 48 hours very well at all, not that they've ever handled anything particularly well.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Change "Chelsea Clinton" to "Eric Trump" or "Donald Trump Junior" and it works exactly as well.

TheMaskedChemist
Mar 30, 2010

Yes, I would happily teach for free, but I kind of need food and to pay my rent, because we don't live in a socialist country.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン

Arglebargle III posted:

"He didn't say that" is a lot stronger rebuttal than "so what if he said that"

nuance is dead and we killed it

hawaiian_robot
Dec 5, 2006

And I'm happy just to sit here,
At a table with old friends.
And see which one of us can tell the biggest lies

Defenestration posted:

Alright fans and rubberneckers, let's slip this in before the debate hijacks the news cycle. I for one am deeply looking forward to it.

EXTREMELY PISSED OFF RIGHT WINGERS


Trying so hard with this video of Obama reading a passage from his book describing something someone else said. Even the commentariat aren't buying it

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
"Can't wait" for the memes on this image.

Tritanomalicious
Mar 14, 2008

A dog, A barrel... RIDICULOUS!
Is Bill displeased with the direction the debate has taken, or has the acid just kicked in?

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Tritanomalicious posted:

Is Bill displeased with the direction the debate has taken, or has the acid just kicked in?

Bill really wants to eat Trump's face.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008


Anonymized because this was a status update she posted and not a comment on a public post.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Only conservative prudes with outdated beliefs could possibly be against having sex with your own daughter!

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Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
I just learned that the real name of the "and the bear was albert einstein" meme is "Marine Todd"

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/marine-todd

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