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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Tokamak posted:

Thank god he is handing it off to someone else.

oh god. I take it back, I take it back.

A very nervous man talking about a commercial website. Bring back the Chris.

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Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

alf_pogs posted:

THIS IS THE MOST BORING PRESENTATION ABOUT VIDEOGAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
:same:

Tokamak posted:

oh god. I take it back, I take it back.
Dr. Soma.

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
gently caress your media platform stats show us the

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

AP posted:

gently caress this I'm off to bed.

Stay up. Trump just went full retard.

Natron
Aug 5, 2004

Generation Internet posted:

Everyone please keep posting highlights of this shitshow, my internet is spotty and this is tiding me over until the presidential debate

I'm in the same boat. Godspeed stream watchers and Internet havers.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
LOL Issue Council

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help
This core vision has been existent and typically failing for MMO games since the nineties.
There's nothing amazing about it, especially when there is no game in Star Citizen.

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

El Grillo posted:

This... what even is this

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



hahahaha issue council hahahahha

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
wow its fantastic people could make guilds while nobody was able to do anything

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Maybe the presentation is boring as gently caress because they have absolutely nothing to show???

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Hav posted:

Stay up. Trump just went full retard.

Link? Where?

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


i just wanted to see some fucken space games and instead i'm watching a parade of overweight men take a long time to say nothing

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Let me just spend a few minutes telling you how great chris is then we look at some slides

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Oh my God, this is absolutely terrible, holy poo poo. A slide with stats about people and organizations!

I can't wait for the Presidential debate to start. I hope I black out between now and then.

Dr Sun Try
May 23, 2009


Plaster Town Cop
"We've built a community hub!"

Lokee
Oct 2, 2013

The brown sea is dark and full of terrors, but the paywall burns them all away.

Synchronized posted:

Ladies and Gentlemen, 127 million dollars at work.
A glorious dumpster fire indeed.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Our bug reporting tool is revolutionary.

Big K of Justice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?
Why are they talking about forums and how revolutionary it is? All of this is filler crap.

/edit

This is not interesting or powerful.. get that guy off the stage.

comatose
Nov 23, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

alf_pogs posted:

i just wanted to see some fucken space games and instead i'm watching a parade of overweight men take a long time to say nothing

This is the space game, friend.

Edit: fucken lol @ community statistics

Ghosts Love Wubs
Oct 9, 2009
Isn't boring droning used as a cult indoctrination tool?

And nothing here is revolutionary. Forums? Webshops? Nothing about this is unique aside from the fact its all built around a game that is nowhere near to coming out soon.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Raskolnikov posted:

Link? Where?

He did a facebook presser with the women that alleged Bill Clinton raped them. Cant wait for the debate because this is so poo poo thats its failing the pretty low expectations I had

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
The organizational system, how to use UEC (buy for money) in game, and connect with others.

Here's some social media stats.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



look at how many posts and threadviews we have! game is totally alive!

DogCop
Aug 6, 2008

Bake him away, toys.
hold for applause on the forum statistics slide

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Dr Sun Try posted:

"We've built a community hub!"

Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


peter gabriel posted:

Let me just spend a few minutes telling you how great chris is then we look at some slides

boy i hope you're ready for some forum post statistics

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Raskolnikov posted:

Sorry about the interlaced hands, they were rapidly moving.



I'm the black on black on black.

Comma Chameleon
Apr 30, 2008

This presentation is like in grade 5 and you need to write a 5 page essay so you just pick size 16 font and double space

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Jobbo_Fett posted:

I'm the black on black on black.

someone's been listening to orbison's "in dreams" a bit too much

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Raskolnikov posted:

Link? Where?

He's rolling out the women that have accused Bill Clinton of rape.

This will not play well for him.

Jimeth
Apr 14, 2016

Lackadaisical Phraseologist
This stream has 20 minutes left according to the schedule. I'm now just imagining the blank confused stares on the shitizens as they walk out of this guy's droning epitaph, wondering "What happened to our dreams?"

El Grillo
Jan 3, 2008
Fun Shoe

Cao Ni Ma posted:

He did a facebook presser with the women that alleged Bill Clinton raped them. Cant wait for the debate because this is so poo poo thats its failing the pretty low expectations I had
Hahahaha drat. We have gone down the wrong trouser leg of time haven't we

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Even the shitizens are bored by this poo poo.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I'm the black on black on black.

It's very slimming.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Comma Chameleon posted:

This presentation is like in grade 5 and you need to write a 5 page essay so you just pick size 16 font and double space

then you and your friends get $120 million dollars from your classmates

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Any company that would put together THIS for an official convention is definitely a scam.

They have nothing.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe
Prediction: the only new "content" we might see tonight is 30 seconds or so of Squadron 42 cutscenes.

No release dates will be promised for a thing.

Dr Sun Try
May 23, 2009


Plaster Town Cop
"Chris sadi: I don't think you're talking big enough"

re: Forums

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DogCop
Aug 6, 2008

Bake him away, toys.
autism spectrum joke here

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