The Second Presidential Debate: Chaos Reigns

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Who will leave the debate uncobbed?
	Hillary Clinton
	Donald Trump
	Ed Balls
	Robert Morrow

Apocalypse: Feb 27, 2004; No Men Here. Only Monsters.

End of Life Guy posted:

ISLAMOPHOBIA BAD

*3 minutes later*

MUSLIMS COMING HERE IS BAD

poo poo, you just nailed that.

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Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

trump

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Bring on Russia

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Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

Billy Bush would win 15% of the 2020 primary votes in this fuckstate

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

trump got so much extra energy, can't stand still

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Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

EXTREME VETTING

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

someone please tell me what a safe zone is

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WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

"why don't you interrupt her like you keep interrupting me"

LOL

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

trump reassumes chair-humping pose, begins scrunching shoulders

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Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

To be honest though, a drugged up guy as president really couldn't hurt much. More wars might happen.

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StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

shots fired at russia here

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Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

thats a poo poo question though. the framing i mean

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fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Clinton isn't as poised as the first debate. I think the media is gonna call this a tie. Ugh.

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

trump is literally insane. holy poo poo he is drowning

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

HILLS DROPPED THE R-BOMB

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Look at him loving loping around behind her, scowling and pacing. Christ.

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Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Homework Explainer posted:

trump just claimed a person would be alive if he were president. does he have a map to the fountain of youth or something

as a man who can't wait to get his hands on all the red buttons, death is the road to awe :getin:

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Keg: Sep 22, 2014

Pathos posted:

What are safe zones?

Trump loves safe spaces

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Soothing Vapors posted:

someone please tell me what a safe zone is

A trump rally if you are old depressed white republican dad who only gets phone calls from the kids once a year.

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Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Russian baiting.

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Celador posted:

"why don't you interrupt her like you keep interrupting me"

LOL

said immediately after interrupting Clinton directly 50 times

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In the Colosseum: Jan 2, 2008; They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it is obscene.

Cold War comin back

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SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Is it impossible for him to sit down?

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Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

okay donald I'm ready for your budd dwyer moment

let's just get it over with please

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Well, a lot young men lying about their age.

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Akilles: Dec 29, 2008

I think I have bingo.

Trump briefly doesn't interrupt, named the clinton victims, free space, extreme vetting, and "give me a break"

I'm not sure about the last one.

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SirJohnnyMcDonald: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx

RUSSIAN AGGRESSION

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Jacobin: Feb 1, 2013; by exmarx

I want to buy that chair after this is all done

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thiccabod: Nov 26, 2007

I want to take a quick moment to thank you all for being part of this historic event with me tonight. Namaste.

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Hillary didn't shake his hand because she doesn't know where it has been.

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

proceed governor

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Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility