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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

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Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Rebochan posted:

If women read about sex, how dare they be offended by a real life carrot man raping them? :smuggo:
Apparently that's how they're spinning it now

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

This absurd fantasy is apparently part of the alleged leaked transcripts of Hillary's Goldman Sachs speeches.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


CaptainRightful posted:

This absurd fantasy is apparently part of the alleged leaked transcripts of Hillary's Goldman Sachs speeches.



((Makes air quotes))

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Feel this belongs here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8eL_DB-xBo

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHkPadFK34o


Reminder that the allegations about Schwarzenegger came out well before he ran for California Governor but didn't seem to affect anything.

By the way, guess who's the new host of The Apprentice!

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/785206937830817792

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
As far as I'm aware, the sexual conduct in 50 Shades is consentual?

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/Lqrwa

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Oct 11, 2016

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

MariusLecter posted:

As far as I'm aware, the sexual conduct in 50 Shades is consentual?

nope

edit: there are scenes where safe words are deliberately ignored, that poo poo ain't consentual

https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/784388664575062016

botany fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Oct 9, 2016

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

MariusLecter posted:

As far as I'm aware, the sexual conduct in 50 Shades is consentual?

The author genuinely believes that everything involved is above the level, but it's pretty much a perfect example of an abusive BDSM relationship steeped in sexual assault, rape, emotional manipulation, and neglect

bawk fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Oct 9, 2016

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

MariusLecter posted:

As far as I'm aware, the sexual conduct in 50 Shades is consentual?

Might wanna post a pic, consensually, champ

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

MariusLecter posted:

As far as I'm aware, the sexual conduct in 50 Shades is consentual?

A) Picture
B) That's one of the usual criticisms, that it's "consensual" because if Anastasia ever left, Mr Grey would hunt her down like a scorned billionaire, she can never leave, she is his forever. I think the usual phrasing is that if Christian Grey wasn't a handsome billionaire, this would be material for Criminal Minds, not your mother's porn.
ETA: 10 Signs of an Unhealthy Relationship in 50 Shades of Grey.

Content: Some people are abandoning Trump following his statements about how much he likes to grope women.
https://twitter.com/HerbertForUtah/status/784571669662826496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Some people aren't.

quote:

Last May, William Johnson stepped down as a delegate for Donald Trump to the GOP national convention after Mother Jones revealed him to be the leader of the white nationalist American Freedom Party. Reluctant to draw negative attention to Trump, Johnson has largely receded from view since then—until yesterday, when the Los Angeles Times reported that Johnson's white nationalist super-PAC is funding pro-Trump radio ads set to run in more than a half dozen states.

"It is certainly to help Trump," Johnson told me. "If you look at the content of the radio ad, it promotes what Trump stands for. And every time people read these things, it helps convince them. There's been 50 years of propaganda on the other side, so it is going to take a long process to change people's opinion and this is just one step in that direction."
[...]
Unlike robocalls that Johnson recorded during the GOP primary in support of Trump, the new radio ads do not explicitly mention race. "Do you want a strong leader who will secure our borders and stop the flow of illegal aliens and radical Islamic terrorists," the ad says in part. The ad discloses that it is paid for by "William Johnson, a farmer and a deplorable."

darthbob88 fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Oct 9, 2016

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/DiscreetLatino/status/785186812025274369

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
This is perfection.


Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/785295427637800960

GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷
"Bernie Sanders!"

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/785301761158418432

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/Benstonium/status/785296672574308352

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/785306658960445440/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Oct 10, 2016

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/ughHugs/status/785301585916198912

psychopomp
Jan 28, 2011

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/785311360376713216

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



https://twitter.com/vinniesbrooklyn/status/785487453071220736

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/richardmoore73/status/785491057685458944

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnkM4AHKPAU

I wish I could find more about who made this since I don't think this is the original upload.

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
Also I found the most amazing channel that is very much pro-Putin and anti-USA (and Ukraine and immigrants and gays).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I65lkgHMYXU

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/785547209081315328

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
Alex Jones from same dimension as Avshalom

Avshalom posted:

it is the year 2018 and trump spreads like a cancerous reef from the southernmost point of chile to the coast of greenland, where his grasping extremities are kept at bay by brave warriors with shotguns. they never leave the shore unguarded lest a prawn-coloured hand crawl up from the melted glacial depths and dig its yellowing nails into their territory. trump's mouth has opened near hawa'ii, birthplace of the man whose flesh was the first to be digested and absorbed into trump's biomass. the seawater and chunks of the nearby island spiral into it. it bellows without pause. trump's dick lies slumped like an anaemic beached humpback on the sands of miami, where his troops herd parades of half-nude eye candy back and forth, back and forth, back and forth in front of its silent unfathomable eye. his rear end in a top hat is in the gulf of mexico. no birds will risk the sky over that water anymore.

Avshalom posted:

hillary floats in orbit, gathering her lethal shell of cosmic shrapnel around her through the sheer force of her rhetoric, steeling her will for the fateful moment where she and the meteors crash down on trump's empire and dust returns to dust. she is ready. her eyes have never been sharper, her hair has never been harder. she is the one. she is chosen

Avshalom posted:

i am the last and greatest prophet of israel. oh lord, oh lord lend your strength to my voice. in the year 2018 hillary clinton is a low-earth orbit angel. bernie sanders has become one with the mountains and the sky. barack obama is a smear of sacred poo. vladimir putin hunts death from the back of a mule. ariel sharon is still sleeping. george w bush has given himself over to the worms. i am with child. trump strangles the world with the insatiable tendrils of his body; he bleeds oil and shits diamonds and into his maw whole countries vanish and he grinds them up into a red slurry of bones and gravel. the elephants are extinct. the whales are extinct. my libido is extinct. my naked body is as sleek as polished soapstone but my vagina has contracted into nothingness. it's an anti-space, a niche so tight and unwelcoming that its presence inverts and undoes space itself - a black hole into which trump will be sucked, drawn out into fleshy strings and annihilated forever


This woman has seen the truth

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today
Clapping Larry

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Now with video!

https://twitter.com/Chemzes/status/785566074842546176

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

https://twitter.com/KirillWasHere/status/785588385599655937

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Father O'Blivion
Jul 2, 2004
Get up on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo

♫♫ Some folk would never vote for Trump ♫♫
♫♫ But then again, some folk'll... ♫♫

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

This but unironically.

https://twitter.com/coreysollie/status/785508580505948160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
Apparently so are seatbelts

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Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

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