The Second Presidential Debate, or a Televised Suicide

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Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

lmao transition from sextape to Stevens

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 00:48

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Wow Mochado -> BENGHAZI pivot. How?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Presented without context:

https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/785299905464111104

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

"She sent a tweet at 3AM, too! But I won't mention that!" :allears:

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

Soy Division: Aug 12, 2004

If only Hillary had sent the A-Team in at 3am Benghazi would not have happened

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

Chicago, it's like Gotham City, giant murder rate, Joker and Mutant gangs everywhere. Very bad guys. Also, Washington DC, overrun by Super Mutants because of Hillary and Obama. Sad!

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

(mentions something)

Immediately follows up with "but I'm not even going to mention that".

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

5436: Jul 11, 2003; by astral

Is this as surreal as I think it is?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

Sankis: Mar 8, 2004; But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?

"Twitter happens to be a modern day form of communication" - The most accurate and articulate thing Trump has said.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Does he not think people can check Twitter to see he literally called for people to check out a woman's sex tape?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

*SITCOM LAUGH TRACK*

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

Motto: Aug 3, 2013

defending the honor of twitter for some reason

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Trump is getting so crazy clowned on that the moderators should have a style meter hovering in the corner of the screen

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Hillary where is the Trump oppo bombshell

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

He tweeted 11 hours ago the same thing. I'm not sure how reliable it is.

It isn't reliable at all.

But it's plausible. It would be the smart thing to do, honestly, because Trump throwing him under the bus during this debate gives Pence an opening to get the gently caress out.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

yellowcar: Feb 14, 2010

Lol is trump a good leader?

NO.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

Julias: Jun 24, 2012; Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Every time, they go over time!

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Presented without context:

https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/785299905464111104

Who gives a flying poo poo about vaping?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:23

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

blue squares posted:

Hillary where is the Trump oppo bombshell

It will be at the end.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:24

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

raditts posted:

Does he not think people can check Twitter to see he literally called for people to check out a woman's sex tape?

*Sound of staff desperately attempting to delete all his Tweets*

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:24

Iron Lung: Jul 24, 2007; Life.Iron Lung. Death.

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Presented without context:

https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/785299905464111104

jesus christ

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:24

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Carlosologist posted:

holy gently caress

https://twitter.com/SCClemons/status/785302342673367040

Perfect timing if true

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:24

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Moderator's actually doing a decent job

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:24

Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Presented without context:

https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/785299905464111104

a loving holocaust, where's the outrage

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:24

Magic Hate Ball: May 6, 2007; ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

He's pouting, aww.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:24

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Presented without context:

https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/785299905464111104

This fuckman is so desperate for attention now that no one cares about his lovely tax pledge.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:24

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

THE GROWTH IS SLOW BECAUSE WE ARE COMING OUT OF RECESSION YOU MONGOLOID. SIMILAR TO THE END OF THE 20S AND EARLY 30S HMMMM

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:24

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Clinton miles ahead of Trump

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:24

Julias: Jun 24, 2012; Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

5436 posted:

Is this as surreal as I think it is?

Yes.

Also, will you two SHUT UP.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:24

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Do Hillary and Trump not have access to a clock because they're going over every time

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:25

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Martha Raddatz owns

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:25

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Oh my loving god these people.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:25

Quidthulhu: Dec 17, 2003; Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Wait can someone tell me what Trump did to throw Pence under the bus, I was out of the room for a bit. QUote?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:25

Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

She mentioned MANY times, pointedly when it wasn't necessary, that Republican congressmen and Senators disagreed with him and condemned something he said or did. Thats fine once, but I've wondered why, whats her game?

I figured it out, I think. She's trying to provoke him into destroying the GOP over the last month, maybe by Trump telling his supporters to only vote for him, and no one else on the ballot.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 03:25