The Second Presidential Debate: Chaos Reigns

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Who will leave the debate uncobbed?
	Hillary Clinton
	Donald Trump
	Ed Balls
	Robert Morrow

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Ceiling fan posted:

We deserve it. We deserve it so much.

YOURE A BUNCh OF GARBAGE CUNTS WHOS lovely FPTP SYSTEM ELECTED A BAD PERSON TO EFFECTIVELY RULE THE WORLD FOR AT LEAST THE NEXST FOUR YEARS CAUSE YOUR EVEN MORE GARBAGE PARTY NOMINATED loving DONALD TRUMP AND I HATE YOU

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:21

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 14:42

Ceiling fan: Dec 26, 2003; I really like ceilings.; Dead Man’s Band

Wait, the guy who forgot was reminding everyone that Trump raped a 12 year old girl?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:21

TGLT: Aug 14, 2009

Oh Snapple! posted:

can someone explain the corn thing i take way too many breaks from this place to stay current

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:22

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Oh Snapple! posted:

can someone explain the corn thing i take way too many breaks from this place to stay current

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:22

Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

A fly flew onto Hillary's face during the debate and I think it was Beelzebub marking his chosen.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:23

Ceiling fan: Dec 26, 2003; I really like ceilings.; Dead Man’s Band

swampland posted:

YOURE A BUNCh OF GARBAGE CUNTS WHOS lovely FPTP SYSTEM ELECTED A BAD PERSON TO EFFECTIVELY RULE THE WORLD FOR AT LEAST THE NEXST FOUR YEARS CAUSE YOUR EVEN MORE GARBAGE PARTY NOMINATED loving DONALD TRUMP AND I HATE YOU

Ceiling fan posted:

Wait, the guy who forgot was reminding everyone that Trump raped a 12 year old girl?

Ceiling fan posted:

We deserve it. We deserve it so much.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:23

Keg: Sep 22, 2014

Trump seemed to hang himself and Hillary let him, but I guess people wanted her to do some epic owns on his tweets, so people think it's a wash? I don't, personally, I thought Trump was funny but not on purpose. I'm drunk.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:24

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Black Panthers cal out on CNN

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:24

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Jeffrey Lord just got owned

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:24

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Can someone link me that tweet that the background image is from. I forgot to save it and it's too good.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:24

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

RocktheCaulk posted:

Jeffrey Lord just got owned

Jake Tapper has had it.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:25

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i just woke up. how did it go?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:25

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

Keg posted:

Trump seemed to hang himself and Hillary let him, but I guess people wanted her to do some epic owns on his tweets, so people think it's a wash? I don't, personally, I thought Trump was funny but not on purpose. I'm drunk.

I think Trump looked marginally better tonight if only because instead of getting goaded into being a big pissbaby he came in fully intending to be a big pissbaby and his supporters are A-OK with that.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:25

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

Can someone link me that tweet that the background image is from. I forgot to save it and it's too good.

https://twitter.com/ughHugs/status/785301585916198912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:25

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

frankenfreak posted:

Jake Tapper has had it.

loving libs don't get the satire of threatening to jail your political opponents during a presidential debate :rolleyes:

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:26

Ceiling fan: Dec 26, 2003; I really like ceilings.; Dead Man’s Band

Jose posted:

i just woke up. how did it go?

Scroll up

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:26

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Jose posted:

i just woke up. how did it go?

Hillary didn't crush him, but CNN is bringing out the knives because he said a lot of crazy poo poo

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:26

DaveWoo: Aug 14, 2004; Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

i just woke up. how did it go?

Trump said he'd throw Hillary in jail if elected

Pundits are saying it's kind of a draw

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:26

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

TGLT posted:

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

Colonel Corazon posted:

i enjoy being current, ty

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:26

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/785307788649959428

Lol Stephen Colbert making a play for the leftover weeb audience

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:27

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/785320366864424960

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:27

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

The debates in a nutshell (every debate):

Pundits before debate: The only way Trump can win is by engaging those in the middle.

Pundits after debate: Trump did ok because he fired up his base.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:28

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/ughHugs/status/785301585916198912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Much obliged

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:28

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Brother Entropy posted:

loving libs don't get the satire of threatening to jail your political opponents during a presidential debate

Lord trying to justify it by citing the "politicization" of the Justice Department under Holder was expandingironicat.gif

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:28

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

so that last question was really bad and dumb but I would not have called trump accidentally giving clinton too flattering a compliment

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:29

Rynn: Jul 23, 2003

Someone is waving a giant head of Wolf Blitzer on a stick in the background on CNN. Outstanding.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:30

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

i just woke up. how did it go?

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/785223907573805056

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:32

Log082: Nov 8, 2008

OH MY GOD RUSSIAN IMMIGRANT ON CPSAN VOTING FOR DONALD TRUMP

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:33

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

Donald Trump's thugocracy

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:33

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Rynn posted:

Someone is waving a giant head of Wolf Blitzer on a stick in the background on CNN. Outstanding.

Thank based Trump for creating this reality we live in.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:33

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

so that last question was really bad and dumb but I would not have called trump accidentally giving clinton too flattering a compliment

It is especially good because he attacked her stamina and now she doesn't give up.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:34

Dr. McReallysweet: Sep 12, 2006; The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Whats the twitter group of reporters? midget digits?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:37

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

ahaha a grand total of one person in cnn's focus group said trump won

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:39

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/785323477930745856

lol

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:39

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
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sure is a lot of fuckign hem hawing goin on~

# ? Oct 10, 2016 04:41

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