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Live in a semi rural area and own your own septic system. See how long you flush non poo poo down and exactly which tp is best. Oh and ladies don't flush your tampons jfc.
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Well no poo poo OP they're designed to be tough and thick (like a penis) so why on earth would they break down because you apply water, piss, and poo poo to them?
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Oct 9, 2016 22:34
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Be normal; use paper.
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Oct 9, 2016 22:38
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With enough practice, you can train your rectum and sphincter to eject poo from your rear end in one swift motion that leaves no residue.
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Oct 9, 2016 22:43
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I feel the need to share the details of cleaning my neither regions with the internet. In which case, I partake in 2 techniques. Use normal paper to do an initial cleaning, then follow up with a toilet wipe as a finisher.. one sheet folded. No sewer problems. Although sometimes I have a ghost poo poo.  Big Turd but nothing to wipe. 
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Oct 9, 2016 22:50
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I've used those Japanese toilets. They are superior in every conceivable way. They have seat warmers and poo poo. Pretty sure I'd rather have a toilet that doesn't provide its own poo poo.
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Oct 9, 2016 22:50
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Why not just clean it with a wetted rag? 🤔
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Oct 9, 2016 23:00
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Big K of Justice posted:Although sometimes I have a ghost poo poo.
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Oct 10, 2016 01:04
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This may come as a shock to you all but I honestly don't give a gently caress if some stinky poo-head has to climb around in the sewers and earn an HONEST CRUST cleaning up my subterranean waste.
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Oct 10, 2016 01:25
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dont use baby wipes unless you have a baby. they're called baby wipes ffs
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Oct 10, 2016 01:37
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LegoPirateNinja posted:they're called baby wipes ffs not in my house they're not
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Oct 10, 2016 01:41
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Wipe your rear end with toilet paper, then finish by dipping a face wash cloth in warm (not too hot!) water, shoving it in your crack, and washing the cloth as necessary in the handbasin, and of course when you're through. Give the handbasin a good wash with soap afterwards too because you are a clean person. I do this and have a beautifully clean rear end. No cheapo cold-water-up-your-rear end bidet attachment required, and no expensive plumbing. Good luck with this method if you don't live alone though. When out I use flushable wipes, if they clog a toilet occasionally too bad (they haven't so far), a clean shiny rear end is a human right. Voted 5 because I love threads about making GBS threads. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Oct 10, 2016 |
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Oct 10, 2016 03:04
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I wish we could all be as happy as that man
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Oct 10, 2016 05:03
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Jesus loving Christ use paper you paper thin weakling
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Oct 10, 2016 08:50
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Buying a bidet. I'm taking the plunge.
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Oct 10, 2016 09:12
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Just flush then dip the toilet paper in fresh water to improve cleaning power then finish up with a dry one. Or pay extra to have an external water sprayer attachment to shoot into your rear end in a top hat, whatever works.
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Oct 10, 2016 09:17
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Be not normal; realise that there will always be filthy stuff in your butt that is out of reach from wipes. Solve this problem with a healthy hydrofluoric acid enema after every poop. don't
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Oct 10, 2016 12:14
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Potrzebie posted:Be not normal; realise that there will always be filthy stuff in your butt that is out of reach from wipes. Solve this problem with a healthy hydrofluoric acid enema after every poop. I'm the giant block of big latin+greek words applied to communicate "dude did coke, ruined his own butthole with acid"
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Oct 10, 2016 12:22
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This case demonstrates that a hydrofluoric acid enema can cause fulminant acute colitis and chronic colonic strictures.
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Oct 10, 2016 12:32
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Lol at the goon with a poo poo rag that they are pawning off as advice.
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Oct 10, 2016 12:40
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loving hell
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Oct 10, 2016 12:41
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Flush them. Use a plunger as needed. Always works
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Oct 10, 2016 12:49
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penus penus penus posted:Flush them. Use a plunger as needed. Always works I've tried but I still struggle to get the rubber end all the way in
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Oct 10, 2016 12:51
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RideTheSpiral posted:I've tried but I still struggle to get the rubber end all the way in No you idiot you stick the rubber end on the ground or counter (suction cup... look at it...) or wherever and the rod goes in Jeez what's going on with our education standards
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Oct 10, 2016 12:55
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/46bl0v/39f_my_husband_39m_of_35_years_pooped_in_the/
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Oct 10, 2016 12:58
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Rambling Robot posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/46bl0v/39f_my_husband_39m_of_35_years_pooped_in_the/ husbando why
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Oct 10, 2016 18:08
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BigBadSteve posted:Wipe your rear end with toilet paper, then finish by dipping a face wash cloth in warm (not too hot!) water, shoving it in your crack, and washing the cloth as necessary in the handbasin, and of course when you're through. gently caress that's gross
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Oct 10, 2016 18:12
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Just use paper. Buy soft paper if you need to. Adjust your diet to maintain a good, clean consistency.
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Oct 10, 2016 18:23
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penus penus penus posted:No you idiot you stick the rubber end on the ground or counter (suction cup... look at it...) or wherever and the rod goes in The joke was that he puts the plunger into his anus up to the wide part.
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Oct 10, 2016 18:29
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BigBadSteve posted:Wipe your rear end with toilet paper, then finish by dipping a face wash cloth in warm (not too hot!) water, shoving it in your crack, and washing the cloth as necessary in the handbasin, and of course when you're through. This post is like one of those ones that killed the old Bachelor threads on PYF because it's loving disgusting.
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Oct 10, 2016 19:51
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whats a hand basin
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Oct 10, 2016 19:58
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JakeP posted:whats a hand basin foreigner term for sink
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Oct 10, 2016 20:02
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Just wet the toilet paper ( water at the sink, or, if you're outside, in a public place, spit in the toilet paper)
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Oct 10, 2016 20:17
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So apparently you can't flush babies down the toilet either, currently up to my knees in toilet water and babies, advice?
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Oct 10, 2016 20:25
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Kurtofan posted:Just wet the toilet paper ( water at the sink, or, if you're outside, in a public place, spit in the toilet paper) Same, except once the tp start coming away clean use two more tp swipes. One with with soap and water to finish with a thorough clean then the last with just water to wipe away the soap.
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About two weeks after I bought my sweet fuckin' house the wax seal around the toilet in the master bathroom started to leak. The toilet had been installed when the house was built 40 years ago so the plumber I called basically recommended installing a new one anyway - the old one's bolts were basically so rusted through he needed to get at the wax seal with a Sawzall. He brings up the new toilet and is just like immensely excited about this thing, he keeps telling me over and over again it's so powerful that you can flush golf balls, and I was left wondering what the hell this guy must think of either my diet or my hobbies that that would be something I was concerned about in the slightest.
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Oct 10, 2016 20:31
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Dude loves his job is all.
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Oct 10, 2016 20:38
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When you wet your toilet paper you're not cleaning your rear end, you're just shedding the paper on your prairie dog, leaving scraps of soggy tp behind and giving the paper in your hand the appearance of being clean.
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Oct 10, 2016 20:55
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nawcom posted:treat your rear end in a top hat with respect ffs
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I heard in Germany they have weird toilets with a little platform where your poo poo lands, and you're supposed to stare at it before you flush it.
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