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How them am I expected to clean my dirty, dirty bum with them, if I must then throw them into the garbage like a foul beast How can I resolve this dilemma for my dirty, dirty bum needs a wash. Goons assist in my bum problems.
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I saw that on the box but I just flushed them anyway. I figure you can get away with a few at least before things start getting gummed up.
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Oct 9, 2016 18:57
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They make flushable baby wipes, maybe buy some of those idiot
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Oct 9, 2016 19:03
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I buy flushable bum wipes on Amazon, coupled with living in an area with non poo poo plumbing and I do just fine.
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Oct 9, 2016 19:04
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You can buy a basic bidet attachment for your toilet for about $50.
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Oct 9, 2016 19:04
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 gently caress, beaten by seconds.
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Oct 9, 2016 19:04
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I've used those Japanese toilets. They are superior in every conceivable way. They have seat warmers and poo poo.
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Oct 9, 2016 19:23
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Mnemosyne posted:
Water fountain toilets are so convenient when you have kids.
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Oct 9, 2016 19:25
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I've used those Japanese toilets. They are superior in every conceivable way. They have seat warmers and poo poo. I tried one, however the experience had compatibility issues with my sexuality
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Oct 9, 2016 19:29
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I've used those Japanese toilets. They are superior in every conceivable way. They have seat warmers and poo poo. I have one.
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Oct 9, 2016 19:30
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Poop in the shower. Problem solved
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Oct 9, 2016 19:40
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R-Type posted:I tried one, however the experience had compatibility issues with my sexuality You should try being straight then
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Oct 9, 2016 19:42
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:Poop in the shower. Problem solved This really is the best idea.
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Oct 9, 2016 20:09
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are you a baby op? I recommend trying a more fibery diet, that way you get a clean pinch every time with minimal cleanup requirements
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Oct 9, 2016 20:13
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Look at this idiot what doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells. 
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Oct 9, 2016 20:13
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Try flushing the baby.
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Oct 9, 2016 20:35
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I discovered flushable wipes at Walmart so now my shelves runneth over with disinfectant wipes I will be clean I will be so very very clean
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Oct 9, 2016 20:36
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Remember that giant ball (like 10+ tons in total weight) of bacon grease and wetwipes they found in the london sewers a few years back
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Oct 9, 2016 20:44
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Oct 9, 2016 20:50
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Savage For The Winjun posted:Remember that giant ball (like 10+ tons in total weight) of bacon grease and wetwipes they found in the london sewers a few years back and that was just from my breakfast
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Oct 9, 2016 20:50
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quote this post if u flush baby wipes down the toilet lik e a hardcore motherfucker
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Oct 9, 2016 20:51
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why did you black out your name
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Oct 9, 2016 20:51
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I live in Chile you can't flush anything hope that makes you feel better about your situation OP
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Oct 9, 2016 20:53
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Putty posted:quote this post if u flush baby wipes down the toilet lik e a hardcore motherfucker i flushed down a baby wipe down a mechanical toilet in a 14th french loft and it jammed the gears and my frenchman landlord had to come and dismantle the thing and was ankle deep my poo poo and piss. when he was finished I offered him a glass of orangina and he just sat down on a chair and went for it. didnt wash his hand or nothing. it was gross af and since then i havent flushed any more baby wipes thanks for reading
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Oct 9, 2016 20:56
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glowing-fish posted:I live in Chile you can't flush anything hope that makes you feel better about your situation OP well you managed to flush at least one thing away
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Oct 9, 2016 20:56
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glowing-fish posted:I live in Chile you can't flush anything hope that makes you feel better about your situation OP Come live in America, you can flush whatever you want here
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Oct 9, 2016 20:58
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great big cardboard tube posted:They make flushable baby wipes, maybe buy some of those idiot
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Oct 9, 2016 20:59
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My rear end stinks like poo poo
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Oct 9, 2016 21:00
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Savage For The Winjun posted:Remember that giant ball (like 10+ tons in total weight) of bacon grease and wetwipes they found in the london sewers a few years back lol they're called fatbergs   seriously gently caress wetwipe users. wipe your rear end with normal toilet paper and just wipe as needed. some people follow a "5 wipe rule" or whatever and end up with hemorrhoids from wiping too much and too hard. treat your rear end in a top hat with respect ffs 
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Oct 9, 2016 21:00
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Oh gently caress, I just checked to see if mine were flushable and they're not. How hosed is my septic system?
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Oct 9, 2016 21:00
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nawcom posted:lol they're called fatbergs this might come as a shock but you definitely have a disgusting filthy butthole
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Oct 9, 2016 21:02
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I've been dumping non flushable cat litter into my apartment toilet for the past year. No issues yet.
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Oct 9, 2016 21:07
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Even the supposedly-flushable ones gently caress up septic systems eventually, don't they? I swear someone made a big deal about this like a year and a half ago.
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Oct 9, 2016 21:07
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yeah theres no such thing as a flushable wipes they can all gently caress up your sewage system eventually why not just wipe with regular tissue until its mostly clean then finish off with a couple of wet wipes, then just throw them in the trash?
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Oct 9, 2016 21:13
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RideTheSpiral posted:this might come as a shock but you definitely have a disgusting filthy butthole nah my rear end in a top hat is as normal as an rear end in a top hat can be. it's not disgusting and i don't have issues with it. eat your fiber and wipe your rear end when you poop and you're fine. lemme guess, you carry around hand sanitizer too? some people are really ignorant and trying to maintain some disinfectant fantasy in the 21st century. your rectum is where waste comes out. get over it.
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Oct 9, 2016 21:27
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I've used those Japanese toilets. They are superior in every conceivable way. They have seat warmers and poo poo. Pff whatever, my toilet has poo poo too
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Oct 9, 2016 21:56
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One time I went to a friends house for Thanksgiving and they don't have a guest room so I slept on their boat and the friend's dad did like a five minute schpiel about how to take a dump in the boat and I was like "yeah I'm probably just gonna poop in your house in the morning thanks".
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Loll
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