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Improbable Lobster posted:Please consider not phrasing your sentances as if she's as bad as trump next time I mean, I feel like either a slick, corrupt career politician or a blustering buffoon, smugly possessed of more wealth than taste and with a history of sexual assault would be an accurate public face for the nation, so I stand by my sentance. Good catch, though, I always need help policing my jokes in order to assure that they conform to your expectations. TheMaskedUgly posted:Just lol at the Americans trying to rationalise voting for the lesser of two evils Jesus loving christ, you aren't kidding. After breaking my strict rule of write-in voting for federal-level offices to vote for Obama in his first election, I figured I had learned not to be taken in by someone pandering to my shameful inner idealistic optimist. I never stopped to consider that other poo poo could make me feel like it was important to waste my vote on a candidate from one of the major parties, that I could become so ashamed of, disgusted with, and unnerved by my nation's politics. But hey, it turns out that no matter how cynical I become there's always room below, and some experience that will cause me to go deeper.
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LonsomeSon posted:I mean, I feel like either a slick, corrupt career politician or a blustering buffoon, smugly possessed of more wealth than taste and with a history of sexual assault would be an accurate public face for the nation, so I stand by my sentance. I'm sorry that you do not personally like Hillary Clinton but she is neither a child rapist or a friend to the KKK and I think it's disingenuous to act as though being a politician is as bad as that. Sorry that I'm not letting you be self-superior.
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I assume that this has been posted before but I'm only now getting around to watching it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80zq_nOfW04
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LonsomeSon posted:I mean, I feel like either a slick, corrupt career politician or a blustering buffoon, smugly possessed of more wealth than taste and with a history of sexual assault would be an accurate public face for the nation, so I stand by my sentance. You are bad and you should feel bad.
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LonsomeSon posted:I mean, I feel like either a slick, corrupt career politician or a blustering buffoon, smugly possessed of more wealth than taste and with a history of sexual assault would be an accurate public face for the nation, so I stand by my sentance. how do you feel about fedoras, vaping, and fedoras that can also vape
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Improbable Lobster posted:I'm sorry that you do not personally like Hillary Clinton but she is neither a child rapist or a friend to the KKK and I think it's disingenuous to act as though being a politician is as bad as that. Sorry that I'm not letting you be self-superior. Look, the substance of the joke was that either one of them appropriately represents aspects of American society that, in my opinion, are negative and which Americans tend to gloss over in our own minds, to all of our detriment. I can certainly see where you picked up the implication that they're somehow equivalently terrible, and honestly you seem pretty dedicated to sustaining the belief that this is actually what I meant, my attempts to explain it appear to have gone poorly, so gently caress me I guess? Avenging_Mikon posted:You are bad and you should feel bad. I'm honestly interested in understanding what specifically makes you say this, because of course from inside my skull all of this seems internally consistent and non-terrible, if fairly caustic, so if you want to take another, more detailed shot PM me. e: bitcoin bastard posted:how do you feel about fedoras, vaping, and fedoras that can also vape  Really?e2:VVV Improbable Lobster posted:Maybe if you had just said that at first instead of your weird waffling I would not have interpreted your post how I did. As it was you sounded like a south park libertarian arguing that both sides are equally bad. Well, first it ruins an already weak joke to have to explain, second I try to make it a policy to consider if not all then at least many of the potential meanings of what others say to me before I respond and tend to reflexively assume that others will do the same despite whatever potential emotional reaction they might have to what I said, so I responded in kind to you lashing out in anger. Therefore, my first attempt at a clarification was actually 50% intended to tell you to gently caress off right back and wasn't very effective at either that or clarification. Thread Derail Axiomatic for Modern American Political Discourse? LonsomeSon has a new favorite as of 07:27 on Oct 10, 2016 |
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LonsomeSon posted:Look, the substance of the joke was that either one of them appropriately represents aspects of American society that, in my opinion, are negative and which Americans tend to gloss over in our own minds, to all of our detriment. Maybe if you had just said that at first instead of your weird waffling I would not have interpreted your post how I did. As it was you sounded like a south park libertarian arguing that both sides are equally bad. This is probably the most charged american election ever (it's even spilling into  way more than usual) so it's worthwhile to be more clear and direct in your opinion than usual.
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Improbable Lobster posted:I assume that this has been posted before but I'm only now getting around to watching it I love the one at 0:25. The Australian-est response ever.
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Gorilla Salad posted:From the China thread: Doesn't work quite the same if you try it on the highway: http://i.imgur.com/RUnE0Sn.gifv
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I feel schadenfreude for everyone who suffered through the debate instead of reading Chuck Tingle's livetweets. Twitter interface sucks, work your way up from here: https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/785157054306496512 https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/785291328556969984 https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/785293457652715522 https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/785295779543945217 Trump's been pacing the stage high on TCC-Approved "plant food" https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/785302387418275840
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MisterOblivious posted:I feel schadenfreude for everyone who suffered through the debate instead of reading Chuck Tingle's livetweets. Chuck goin' dark all of a sudden Cheer up buckaroo love is still real
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Gorilla Salad posted:From the China thread: It's just a pack of wild Buses hunting to feed their young. See how they box in their prey, there is no escape for the flockless sedan.
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gschmidl posted:Who would have ever expected Chuck Tingle to be this amazing? how dare you doubt the one true buckaroo of love
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gschmidl posted:Who would have ever expected Chuck Tingle to be this amazing? 
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Can people please get back on topic, I saw a bunch of new posts and thought there was funny in here and I got all sad and disappointed. To contribute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n_13_tA5xI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhjj6lSNS0Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQc58ecRUzU
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Tarantula posted:Can people please get back on topic, I saw a bunch of new posts and thought there was funny in here and I got all sad and disappointed. Sorry you don't think Chuck Tingle is amazing - I guess the schadenfreude is on you.
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Teach posted:Sorry you don't think Chuck Tingle is amazing - I guess the schadenfreude is on you. And that's where your wrong, it's on fat people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2S-VJwygfI
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Malachite_Dragon posted:People who record video in portrait need to be slapped in the mouth. They need to change the software in phones so that they record in landscape regardless of how you're holding the phone. We have the technology. it can be done.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:People who record video in portrait need to be slapped in the mouth so hard their hands rotate 90°.
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Lot of pretty rough stuff in that one. Several deaths, some severe burns on the construction guys, maybe a couple of drownings, lots of maiming - but thankfully not shown very clearly or they cut off before you see the bodies. But you do get to watch a guy at 3:30 who shoots his own hand.
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It would really suck to die in a workplace accident just for your death to end up on STUPID loving IDIOTS 22
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Sinners Sandwich posted:It would really suck to die in a workplace accident just for your death to end up on STUPID loving IDIOTS 22 Well the dead person would be beyond caring but it would really suck for their family and loved ones to witness their death played out in grainy security footage to the tune of Yakety Sax.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Lot of pretty rough stuff in that one. Several deaths, some severe burns on the construction guys, maybe a couple of drownings, lots of maiming - but thankfully not shown very clearly or they cut off before you see the bodies. It looks like he has a laser on his gun and was trying to see if it was turned on by shining it at his own hand. I see them at indoor ranges all the time, and unless your batteries are dying you can see the laser all the way to the loving back wall.
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chitoryu12 posted:It looks like he has a laser on his gun and was trying to see if it was turned on by shining it at his own hand. I see them at indoor ranges all the time, and unless your batteries are dying you can see the laser all the way to the loving back wall. I'm guessing he was explaining something about the laser sight to the other guy. well why not posted:If I die in an embarrassing or dramatic enough way, I hope they play the fail montage at my funeral. I promise I'll make a "Kids react to well why not's idiot death" video if it ever comes to that.
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well why not posted:Just make it during the funeral. nah we'll do it during the parades afterward.
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