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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

OPEN THE BLOOD GATES

e: Ken Bone snipe

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:00

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# ? May 27, 2024 04:44

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

thirty

five

percent

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:00

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

quote:

Paul Ryan should be forced to resign, immediately as Republican House Speaker and a member of Congress!!! The reasons are clearly obvious to any sane person with a functioning brain. Ryan is both Trurncoat & Traitor to his political party and country!!! And....the Republican Establishment Party should be totally, politically destroyed!!!

quote:

I agree, but he won�t resign.

The voters of his district need to hold their noses and vote for the Democrat in the D jersey to replace this Democrat in an R jersey.
A freshman would be far less dangerous than a turncoat Speaker.

6 posted on 10/10/2016, 11:36:19 AM by Lurkinanloomin (Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam , Know Peace)

quote:

I agree with running them out of the party entirely.

I will not vote for Republicans (other than Trump) as long as people like Ryan, Romney, Bush, McCain and Graham are prominent in the party. They go or I do. I suspect there are many, many voters around the country that think the same as I do.

7 posted on 10/10/2016, 11:36:30 AM by Scott from the Left Coast (I'm deplorable #NeverRepublican)

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I wish the House conservatives had ousted him when they had a chance. The fact that Ryan actually got the caucus to beg him to be speaker sickens me. No matter who wins the election I plead with the house members to find a new speaker.

10 posted on 10/10/2016, 11:36:56 AM by clintonh8r

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Ryan, resign!!
Anyone have skywriting contacts near his district?

11 posted on 10/10/2016, 11:37:25 AM by Paine in the Neck ( Socialism consumes EVERYTHING!)

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Agree. He�s not a leader. He�s a weasel.

13 posted on 10/10/2016, 11:37:48 AM by Starboard

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He should resign. He is a coward.

14 posted on 10/10/2016, 11:38:03 AM by Nuc 1.1 (Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789)

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I agree completely. He must be brought down.

15 posted on 10/10/2016, 11:38:03 AM by AdaGray

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Whatever happens, there needs to be consequences for his treachery (McCain, Graham, & the rest of the backstabbing cr@p weasels as well).

16 posted on 10/10/2016, 11:38:12 AM by Qiviut (In Islam you have to die for. The God I worship died for mewww.freerepublic.com/f. [Franklin Graham])

I'm currently mainlining this thread:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3478755/posts#comment

Feels good man.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:00

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/785510205811482624

I'm the 8% undecided who will all break one way

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:01

Astroclassicist: Aug 21, 2015

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/785510205811482624

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:01

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Mirthless posted:

unfold my speech flap

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:01

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

I'm still perpetually amazed

at how completely

and utterly

out of touch

republican elites are.

they live in a world where nobody has been allowed to tell them no for at least 15 years and its all coming down on their heads because they literally dont have a clue how much a gallon of milk costs these days

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:01

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/785510210131472384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVw5mnRI8Zw

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:01

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Atoramos posted:

this becoming the news of the day is a chaos dunk to the heart of the GOP, i dunno what you guys are smoking where this is a 'dang'

who's the human who supported Trump, thought last night's performance from Trump was good, yet is ok with the party effectively dumping Trump the next day

They're probably taking the craziest conservative seats as a given since those are usually located in very safe-R states. This is about staving off losses in states like NH where people are decidedly liberal, but also wealthy and hate paying taxes. Those people also happen to be the ones who donate the most money to the party.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:01

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

STAC Goat posted:

I just saw the silliest exchange on CNN.

Crystal Ball: [re taxes] I just don't think it's clear that Trump hs ever done anything for society.
Scottie Hughes: Oh come on, seriously? He built buildings with his name on it.

hes given me many many hours of free entertainment, and what is possibly the nicest meltdown i have ever seen. that sounds like a contribution to society to me.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:01

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/785510205811482624

Hillary makes a play for Texas now, right?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:01

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/785510205811482624

BYE, DONLECIA

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:01

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

FOURTEEN POINT LEAD IN THE TWO WAY

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:01

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

DaveWoo posted:

To be fair, I think their sample of debate-watchers leans fairly Democratic.

58% of debate watchers in the CNN poll were going to vote for Hillary. So yeah, it skewed heavy Dem and CNN was very open about this.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:02

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Venom Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/785510210131472384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVw5mnRI8Zw

oh WOW

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:02

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/785510205811482624

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_xjBAd5G84

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Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

OPEN THE BLOOD GATES

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:02

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/785510680296316928

:rip:

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

nite crew response

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00M2KZH1J0

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/785510205811482624

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iospace: Jan 19, 2038

OH GODS I'M CUMMING :shlick:

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:02

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Bone/Brownback 2020

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:02

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Generic Congressional is D +7.

House is in play. :unsmigghh:

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:03

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

Even after the debate that is a +15 all right

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:03

Kithkar: Apr 23, 2011; I'm gonna RENOVATE your ass!

Venom Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/785510210131472384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVw5mnRI8Zw

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:03

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Clinton +14 is legit Blue Texas territory

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:03

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

i feel like that gap should be wider somehow

but sure,

yes.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:03

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

14% holy poo poo

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:03

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rip

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:03

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

im going to hunt boosted down with a printed out copy of that poll and make him eat it

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:03

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

Schnorkles posted:

Kill them all abuela.

In heels and backwards, motherfuckers.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:03

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

paranoid randroid posted:

hes given me many many hours of free entertainment, and what is possibly the nicest meltdown i have ever seen. that sounds like a contribution to society to me.

there is no greater gift to society than the destruction of the gop

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:03