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The Big Taff Man posted:If she comes home to me making love to a robot then she'll only have her shelf to blame In the future I could imagine being offered a really good deal on a second hand robot, the only problem being that it's not possible to adjust the volume of its voice due to a faulty control panel, maybe hidden at the back of its head or something.
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The Big Taff Man posted:If she comes home to me making love to a robot then she'll only have her shelf to blame I think you're getting close to coming home to her making love to a robot.
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Oct 10, 2016 11:06
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Pissflaps posted:In the future I could imagine being offered a really good deal on a second hand robot, the only problem being that it's not possible to adjust the volume of its voice due to a faulty control panel, maybe hidden at the back of its head or something. Would you buy it do you think?
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Oct 10, 2016 11:12
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Bape Culture posted:Would you buy it do you think? My friend, at that price I would not be able to turn it down. edit: corrected the tense Pissflaps fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Oct 10, 2016 |
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Oct 10, 2016 11:13
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Pissflaps posted:My friend, at that price I could not turn it down. What was the price
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The Big Taff Man posted:What was the price I'm not sure yet it's a hypothetical future scenario. Accounting for inflation and exchange rate pressures i'd say oooh £12,000? Maybe available new in the shops for £49,995? That's a great price.
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Oct 10, 2016 11:34
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That's a lot of money for an extravagant wank.
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Captain Mediocre posted:That's a lot of money for an extravagant wank. About the same as a wedding.
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Oct 10, 2016 11:47
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Captain Mediocre posted:That's a lot of money for an extravagant wank. Actually the robot looks and behaves much like a human, its not like pissflaps is sticking a flesh light between the cushions on the sofa and going hog wild.
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I have to say if I came home to find my husband making love to a robot he spent £12,000 on I'd be equally annoyed about the money as the sex. Which would be 'very annoyed indeed'. Or maybe more annoyed about the money, it would depend what the robot looks like.
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The Big Taff Man posted:its not like pissflaps is sticking a flesh light between the cushions on the sofa and going hog wild. Can we be certain of this
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We cant be certain but I'm sure he'd have admitted it hookerbot 5000 posted:I have to say if I came home to find my husband making love to a robot he spent £12,000 on I'd be equally annoyed about the money as the sex. Which would be 'very annoyed indeed'. Interesting username and post combination, can we be sure you're not already a robot sex bot?
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Oct 10, 2016 12:26
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hookerbot 5000 posted:I have to say if I came home to find my husband making love to a robot he spent £12,000 on I'd be equally annoyed about the money as the sex. Which would be 'very annoyed indeed'. You could ask him to return it but the chances are he'd have lost his deposit.
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Oct 10, 2016 12:33
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We literally just watched episode 7 of Rick and Morty which involves Morty getting a used sex robot and the craziness that ensues. BTW Rick and Morty is on Netflix UK now and is really funny. I'd recommend it.
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:So National Treasure is proper good. Dying to see the last episode. I missed episode 2 when it aired because, when looking through the guide, 'National Treasure' meant nothing to me. We call it 'The Cracker Nonce Programme' in our house. Khablam posted:It's like 20 years later and she still screams 'HYPER TV MODE FOR KIDS' and it confuses me why adults watch her. Hey her childlike persona snared her a bevy of suitors, like the fake Pete Doherty from Fame Academy, and Ian Watkins. hookerbot 5000 posted:I have to say if I came home to find my husband making love to a robot he spent £12,000 on I'd be equally annoyed about the money as the sex. Which would be 'very annoyed indeed'. Afraid we're being undercut there, Hookerbot 5000? also i'd definitely shag a robot but I wouldn't buy and keep one unless they folded up under the bed or something
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Padje posted:Hey her childlike persona snared her a bevy of suitors, like the fake Pete Doherty from Fame Academy, and Ian Watkins. ....which ian watkins?
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Oct 10, 2016 16:19
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Obligatory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RleE--HDBiU
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Oct 10, 2016 16:29
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reality_groove posted:....which ian watkins? The Wrong One.
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Oct 10, 2016 16:46
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This country really went to the dogs after Dale stopped wearing suits on Supermarket Sweep.
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Padje posted:also i'd definitely shag a robot but I wouldn't buy and keep one unless they folded up under the bed or something Exciting new "Upstairs, Downstairs" concept.
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Oct 10, 2016 18:38
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The Big Taff Man posted:Dales an absolute treasure He's got a terrible voice
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Rarity posted:He's got a terrible voice You made my shitlist.
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Oct 11, 2016 00:21
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The Big Taff Man posted:You made my shitlist. Is there anyone not on your shitlist?
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Lenny Henry
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Is there anyone not on your shitlist? yeah loads, but if it gets longer Im going to have to go to a new page, you made the list for questioning the list 
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Oct 11, 2016 11:44
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What on earth did I do?
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Oct 11, 2016 11:53
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Stuff like this is why I love this forum. I'm on the top of the list sat comfortably next to Fearne Cotton, and I have absolutely no idea why I'm on there in the first place.
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Oct 11, 2016 12:00
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The Big Taff Man posted:yeah loads, but if it gets longer Im going to have to go to a new page, you made the list for questioning the list Hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list, you just crossed his name out and put yours! Also why would you ever cross off Pissflaps?
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The Big Taff Man posted:yeah loads, but if it gets longer Im going to have to go to a new page, you made the list for questioning the list Can I be on the list, you fat idiot?
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Yvonmukluk posted:Also why would you ever cross off Pissflaps? Since we ran Great North together WeAreTheRomans posted:Can I be on the list, you fat idiot? not till you change your avatar, it currently makes me think you're Breath Ray, and I could never hate Breath Ray
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Gorn Myson posted:Stuff like this is why I love this forum. I'm on the top of the list sat comfortably next to Fearne Cotton, and I have absolutely no idea why I'm on there in the first place. According to my notes its because you like Stewart Lee, Tim Vine, Rich Hall, Will Mellor, Eurovision, Mark Thomas, Louie Spence and worst of all Mrs Browns Boys
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Oct 11, 2016 12:45
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proud to be on the list 
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The Big Taff Man posted:According to my notes its because you like Stewart Lee, Tim Vine, Rich Hall, Will Mellor, Eurovision, Mark Thomas, Louie Spence and worst of all Mrs Browns Boys Hard to argue with this assessment
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The Big Taff Man posted:According to my notes its because you like Stewart Lee, Tim Vine... If that's all it takes then you may want to note that I'm going to see Stewart Lee tonight and went to school with someone who was somehow related to Tim Vine (and the horsy-faced lady who got naked in the John Hurt version of 1984) Also - no Mel Giedroyc? Do you watch GBBO but just look away whenever Sue is on screen? ookiimarukochan fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Oct 11, 2016 |
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Haha. I think I'd like to see all of the notes now. ookiimarukochan posted:If that's all it takes then you may want to note that I'm going to see Stewart Lee tonight and went to school with someone who was somehow related to Tim Vine (and the horsy-faced lady who got naked in the John Hurt version of 1984) I wonder what it's like to see a relative in a film and then suddenly they've got no clothes on.
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The Big Taff Man posted:According to my notes its because you like Stewart Lee, Tim Vine, Rich Hall, Will Mellor, Eurovision, Mark Thomas, Louie Spence and worst of all Mrs Browns Boys ookiimarukochan posted:If that's all it takes then you may want to note that I'm going to see Stewart Lee tonight
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Mrs Browns Boys is garbage.
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Pissflaps posted:Mrs Browns Boys is garbage. it really is. if you enjoy it, you a re a poo poo person
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The Big Taff Man posted:yeah loads, but if it gets longer Im going to have to go to a new page, you made the list for questioning the list What did Goatface do to get on there twice?
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