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Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

It's literally all coming apart. If Murphy is right and the internals look even worse...
Sounds like they are.
I'm glad I could be here in the KEN BONE ZONE to witness the demise of the GOP in real time.
There is always more and it is always worse.

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Yinlock posted:

also where's the fukken tape, i was promised trump revelations today

theoretically something could be happening at 4 EST, but I'd take it with a grain of salt.

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.
Whoever would have thought that running a campaign on insults and ambiguity would result in an implosion when you actually have to explain your position.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
A donation to planned parenthood would be the end.

Get real hitler or incest can be explained.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

sarmhan posted:

Sounds like they are.
I'm glad I could be here in the KEN BONE ZONE to witness the demise of the GOP in real time.
There is always more and it is always worse.

good to be posting in this, the best of all threads.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
The Republican candidate for President using a racial slur would almost certainly gently caress the Party completely for any future elections.

Like, forget a crippled GOP, there would be a new party to replace it because it would be too toxic for any serious politician to claim to be a part of.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Yinlock posted:

also where's the fukken tape, i was promised trump revelations today

they're probably not going to release anything before the GOP self-immolation at least settles down to a smoulder, if they didn't release next to the GOP meeting earlier

i fully expect our main entertainment for the next 48 hours to be the GOP eating itself, with occasionally interspersed bad-but-not-worse-than-pussy-grabbing tapes released by media that are desperate to get any kicks in they can while trump's rolling around on the ground

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009

Cubey posted:

the years of hate and bigotry and poo poo policy and refusal to do their mother loving jobs are now catching up to the republicans. they brought every loving bit of this on themselves, trump is the product of decades of their bullshit. they deserve everything they are getting and then some.

Gotta keep those Republicans who are unendorsing Trump's feet to the fire too. Nah motherfucker, you don't get to stop the rollercoaster halfway up the chain because you gettin scared of heights all of a sudden.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Just a reminder folks we've got 2 rallies today, one in about a half hour and another at 7
:getin:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


i'm in new york state and i have no clue who is running against schumer

also in my district

https://twitter.com/BrodskyRobert/status/785510242289389568

https://twitter.com/schwartznewsNY/status/785511113328881665

shook

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

can you posting sleuths figure out which kenbone twitter is the real one?

its clearly not the one I'm following :smith:

I need to be in the TRUE BONE ZONE

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Soul Glo posted:

The Republican candidate for President using a racial slur would almost certainly gently caress the Party completely for any future elections.

Like, forget a crippled GOP, there would be a new party to replace it because it would be too toxic for any serious politician to claim to be a part of.

honestly anything trump does probably isn't going to be able to be tied to the GOP at large

like, if the GOP survives, "supported trump" is going to be what every current GOP politician is going to be primaried out on for the next 10 years

(given the number of deplorables, the GOP surviving is very much up in the air though)

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Elephanthead posted:

A donation to planned parenthood would be the end.

Get real hitler or incest can be explained.

too late, I'm pretty sure he already did that

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

good to be posting in this, the best of all threads.

IM GLAD I COULD BE WITH YOU HERE, AT THE END OF ALL THINGS

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I can't believe we're finally seeing the end of the Republican Party

Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012
honestly don't want a big video today, it isn't necessary. look how bad today is going for him.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zyla posted:

IM GLAD I COULD BE WITH YOU HERE, AT THE END OF ALL THINGS

but abuela is winning?? :confused:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


:rip: GOP :rip:

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Elephanthead posted:

A donation to planned parenthood would be the end.

Get real hitler or incest can be explained.

he's already "evolved" his position on abortion to get primaried, so that's not really new

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
Today's GOP agenda:

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Plan Z
May 6, 2012

TwinsensRevenge posted:

i can't think of one person who fetishizes skin that's not also a serial killer

Here are some skins we could all creep on:

Kithkar
Apr 23, 2011

I'm gonna RENOVATE your ass!

Vertical Lime posted:

i'm in new york state and i have no clue who is running against schumer

also in my district

https://twitter.com/BrodskyRobert/status/785510242289389568

https://twitter.com/schwartznewsNY/status/785511113328881665

shook

Hello fellow Long Islander, at least we don't live in the Peter King district.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Zyla posted:

IM GLAD I COULD BE WITH YOU HERE, AT THE END OF ALL THINGS

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



if you told me in 2008 that donald j trump would end the republican party single-handedly in eight years i'd have laughed forever

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

sarmhan posted:

Sounds like they are.
I'm glad I could be here in the KEN BONE ZONE to witness the demise of the GOP in real time.
There is always more and it is always worse.

split the seat of your pants and the GOP as a whole

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Initially misread this as "all kidneys stopped working," and wondered if, just this once, we might've gone a bit overboard with the politics-fueled boozing in this thread.

lol. no more booze for me, just weed

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
for maximum chaos i think that some tape of him trashing the type of people who support him would be the funniest. something where he goes off on "white trash" or "hicks" would just be hilarious.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
We're getting to the point now where having supported Trump is prerequisite in the primary but makes you unelectable in a general. Effectively the end of the GOP as a viable national party.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

I can't believe we're finally seeing the end of the Republican Party

if only we'd vote during midterms

Kithkar posted:

Hello fellow Long Islander, at least we don't live in the Peter King district.

i used to

it's what you'd expect

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Thank you president jesus for lord trump

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

he's already "evolved" his position on abortion to get primaried, so that's not really new

Wait Trump donated actual money to someone? I am astonished was it a bribe or bet he lost?

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009

triple sulk posted:

if you told me in 2008 that donald j trump would end the republican party single-handedly in eight years i'd have laughed forever

Nah, Trump is more representative of the GOP base than any of their actual elected officials. This is the party's fault full stop.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

lol. no more booze for me, just weed

want weed, only have booze :(

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

StashAugustine posted:

oh my God he is literally Kingpin from the Netflix Daredevil

omg read it in Vincent D'onofrio's voice and cadence and it's perfect

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
this is 100% bullshit but I believe it: the gop is pulling money from senate races like crazy to reinforce "safe" states to avoid a collapse

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


triple sulk posted:

if you told me in 2008 that donald j trump would end the republican party single-handedly in eight years i'd have laughed forever

If you told me after Obama roasted him that he'd go on to end the Republican Party because he was burned so bad, I would have had a stroke from laughing too hard

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

IM GLAD I COULD BE WITH YOU HERE, AT THE END OF ALL THINGS

Same.

Wait who are the Eagles in this metaphor?

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.
Considering how Trump and Clinton were pretty chummy, what are the odds that this was planned in order to help Hillary win the president? Thats my conspiracy theory.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Venom Snake posted:

this is 100% bullshit but I believe it: the gop is pulling money from senate races like crazy to reinforce "safe" states to avoid a collapse
I can believe it. I think rubio is toasted.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Regular Nintendo posted:

omg read it in Vincent D'onofrio's voice and cadence and it's perfect

my favorite performance in years

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