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MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.
Not sure if this is the right place to post this but ummm, I really didn't expect this take from RBG on the NFL anthem protests.


http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...sts-really-dumb
http://es.pn/2dE6ZwW

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Endorph posted:

(check out sex tape) would be an awesome rereg

UGH it's (check out sex tape and past)

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Do we really want a Senator who can't even be bothered to activate Slice and Dice?

No wonder she's socialist when she's a LFR scrub who just autoattacks for free loot.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

SgtScruffy posted:

Wait Trump's gonna bring back the XFL? You guys I gotta change my vote

Only if he loses. :v:

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


I don't get it, why is Kenneth Bone so interesting

He's just an old rather large man in an ill advised red sweater

Did I miss a thing

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


GreyjoyBastard posted:

Only if he loses. :v:

How do I commit that voter fraud I keep hearing about :getin:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
When Donald Trump tweeted and told me to check out sex tape, I nodded in my chair at the TV (which is where I view my tweets) and said: "I will, Donald. I will check out sex tape."

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Ciaphas posted:

I don't get it, why is Kenneth Bone so interesting

He's just an old rather large man in an ill advised red sweater

Did I miss a thing

He split his pants.

We are all Ken Bone.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Ciaphas posted:

I don't get it, why is Kenneth Bone so interesting

He's just an old rather large man in an ill advised red sweater

Did I miss a thing

he looks pretty young to me

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Ciaphas posted:

I don't get it, why is Kenneth Bone so interesting

He's just an old rather large man in an ill advised red sweater

Did I miss a thing

We're literally so exhausted by this election that we collectively experienced a fleeting positive emotion and we all as a collective want to keep it going

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Bone. Kenneth Bone.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

WampaLord posted:

He split his pants.

We are all Ken Bone.

I am Ken Bone!

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Nenonen posted:

Bone. Kenneth Bone.

Imagine if he had a son and his son was named Tom.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/sarahmccammon/status/785576301256204288

:saddowns:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ciaphas posted:

I don't get it, why is Kenneth Bone so interesting

He's just an old rather large man in an ill advised red sweater

Did I miss a thing

He was impossibly awkward looking and sounding and his name is Kenneth Bone

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
*sad Tom Bone*

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Hearing coworkers bitch about wanting to get rid of Hillary and Trump because of Yesterday's debates is something. Especially when what they propose is "firing" a President every year, ushering in the hell of perpetual election years back to back.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

May he pull Pat Toomey down to a watery grave with him.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Guess I stopped thinking the word 'bone' without context was funny too long ago :shrug:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Crabtree posted:

Hearing coworkers bitch about wanting to get rid of Hillary and Trump because of Yesterday's debates is something. Especially when what they propose is "firing" a President every year, ushering in the hell of perpetual election years back to back.

i think a roman consular system would be an improvement.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ahahaha the vaunted "you all loving suck" argument

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/785562407284445184

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

MrSargent posted:

Not sure if this is the right place to post this but ummm, I really didn't expect this take from RBG on the NFL anthem protests.


http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...sts-really-dumb
http://es.pn/2dE6ZwW

Old white lady has poo poo opinions on black people peacefully protesting. Why is anyone surprised?

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Well at least Putin's on your side.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Ciaphas posted:

I don't get it, why is Kenneth Bone so interesting

He's just an old rather large man in an ill advised red sweater

Did I miss a thing

Hes a big goony goober who seems totally unselfconscious and asked something approaching a meaningful question. He is also named Ken Bone.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
I just had to explain Bone, Kenneth Bone to a friend too. Said all these things, then read them.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Except that goober bit.

Dogwood Fleet
Sep 14, 2013

SgtScruffy posted:

Oh god you just got me terrified that some of the unreleased footage is going to be a Trump sex tape why would you do that

Too late.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011


Seriously telling people "You all suck and everything is terrible' is not a great way to GOTV.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

sarmhan posted:

Seriously telling people "You all suck and everything is terrible' is not a great way to GOTV.

Remember: Reagan's winning message was 'America is awesome and I will make it more awesome by making it better for white folks.' A positive veneer is almost always a better strat.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
"You all suck and everything is great." - Hillary Clinton

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYSAFyz7ln8

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Again the onion called it.

quote:

Raising his voice and pointing at the crowd, Gore continued: "During this presidential campaign, I have had the opportunity to criss-cross this great land. At each stop along the way, I have been deeply touched by the courage and conviction of the American people. But, holy crap, you people are craven, gutless cowards. I haven't the slightest clue what base and hideous interests of yours I could possibly defend as your next president. I do not even vaguely know what drives you subhuman pig-men, but I am sure I don't want to know."

http://www.theonion.com/article/visiting-gore-calls-pennsylvania-a-hellhole-294

Pleasing Shape
Jan 9, 2004

The Vitally Important Pelvic Thrust
Is Omarosa a paid surrogate? Cause brushing off a sexual abuse survivor and then literally calling her a liar on Twitter because she didn't remember Omarosa's name should definitely be a Big loving Deal

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
https://twitter.com/joshledermanAP/status/785580042705395712

lmfao

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Pleasing Shape posted:

Is Omarosa a paid surrogate? Cause brushing off a sexual abuse survivor and then literally calling her a liar on Twitter because she didn't remember Omarosa's name should definitely be a Big loving Deal

On the other hand, it's Trump and she is a reality show star

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Pleasing Shape posted:

Is Omarosa a paid surrogate? Cause brushing off a sexual abuse survivor and then literally calling her a liar on Twitter because she didn't remember Omarosa's name should definitely be a Big loving Deal

She's head of his African-American outreach!

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

loving incredible

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Ciaphas posted:

I don't get it, why is Kenneth Bone so interesting

He's just an old rather large man in an ill advised red sweater

Did I miss a thing

he asked a really good question while also having a generally endearing presence

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Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

The way voters responded to Trump's debate last night actually comforts me a ton. It means the people outside his basket have kinda made up their minds and don't buy his poo poo anymore.

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