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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
:siren: :siren:

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006


hahahahaha

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Guy Goodbody posted:

Looks like plastic Sisters are happening.

Might be time to Give GW Money

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Moola posted:



hahahahaha

im the crushed rocket ship

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cat Face Joe posted:

im the crushed rocket ship

I think it's a Dreadnought arm

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Moola posted:



hahahahaha

I'm the horn nipples.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
im the bad overpriced model

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I'm the teeny tiny skulls on the base

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Sweet paint job though.

Like, this fucker needs to be dancing on a lotus in a K6BD panel or something.

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh
What is that even supposed to be

Bistromatic
Oct 3, 2004

And turn the inner eye
To see its path...

Gutter Owl posted:

Sweet paint job though.

Like, this fucker needs to be dancing on a lotus in a K6BD panel or something.

YISUN once said: ‘Age of Sigmar is good.’

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Based on watching If the Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device, I assume that a daemon with giant horns for nipples is supposed to be Magnus the Red? Although I don't think Magnus is supposed to have Tzeentch wings and colors so who the gently caress knows, warhammer 40k is really stupid.

e. Yeah he is supposed to I guess.


It's Magnus.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Avenging Dentist posted:

What is that even supposed to be

Magnus as a a Daemon Prince

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay



I'm the money fire that happens when you give GW money

fnordcircle
Jul 7, 2004

PTUI
Hey guys, working on the OP for an AoS thread, any suggestions for what I should include?

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.

fnordcircle posted:

Hey guys, working on the OP for an AoS thread, any suggestions for what I should include?
How about :
:siren:DO NOT GIVE GW MONEY:siren:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

fnordcircle posted:

Hey guys, working on the OP for an AoS thread, any suggestions for what I should include?

an explanation of the crazy forces breakdown on the GW website. It looks like there's 50 different armies.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

fnordcircle posted:

Hey guys, working on the OP for an AoS thread, any suggestions for what I should include?

massive flashing GIF that says dont play this terrible game for idiots?

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
An actual Age of Sigmar thread would probably just get shitposted to oblivion.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Bistromatic posted:

YISUN once said: ‘Age of Sigmar is good.’

The Sanctioned Action Is To Not Give GW Money

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


fnordcircle posted:

Hey guys, working on the OP for an AoS thread, any suggestions for what I should include?

Photoshopped AOS scrunt figures

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

fnordcircle posted:

Hey guys, working on the OP for an AoS thread, any suggestions for what I should include?

goatse.cx

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

fnordcircle posted:

Hey guys, working on the OP for an AoS thread, any suggestions for what I should include?

Why would you do this to yourself? Is it intended as a parody thread?

fnordcircle
Jul 7, 2004

PTUI

Leperflesh posted:

Why would you do this to yourself? Is it intended as a parody thread?

Well, I think there's probably like 5 people who play AoS who post here, so it would be a great way to get us all together to be made fun of by the rest of you.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

fnordcircle posted:

Well, I think there's probably like 5 people who play AoS who post here, so it would be a great way to get us all together to be made fun of by the rest of you.

I'd like to see all the ugliness folks are talking about as inside jokes laid out. Like what actually happened to Warhammer fantasy and why/how this is a different thing other than a new branding or lore advancement. More info about the dumb rules used to discourage legacy armies and so on, or if it's just hyperbole.

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Coolness Averted posted:

I'd like to see all the ugliness folks are talking about as inside jokes laid out. Like what actually happened to Warhammer fantasy and why/how this is a different thing other than a new branding or lore advancement. More info about the dumb rules used to discourage legacy armies and so on, or if it's just hyperbole.

Age of Sigmar is as much "lore advancement" as ripping all the pages out of one of the Harry Potter books and writing bad fanfic on the inside cover is enhancing the experience of Harry Potter.

fnordcircle
Jul 7, 2004

PTUI

Coolness Averted posted:

More info about the dumb rules used to discourage legacy armies and so on, or if it's just hyperbole.

It's hyperbole and not hyperbole. At the SAME TIME.

I highly doubt that one sales guy knew what he was talking about when he made it sound like they put in those rules to shame people out of playing those armies. They do that by nature of your typical GW power creep. Playing the post AoS release armies against the compendium warscroll armies (the old ones) is generally a joke.

I think GW put those rules in because they think they can codify FUN. Like the guy at the party who thinks forced humor will net him some serious tail.

I'm just very open-eyed about GW, they'll skull gently caress any notion of balance without a second thought to sell the omg new stuff. But I also have very deep pockets as I'm an assistant manager at a tool supply store so I can afford to buy from them, unlike you scrubs.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


LordAba posted:

Age of Sigmar is as much "lore advancement" as ripping all the pages out of one of the Harry Potter books and writing bad fanfic on the inside cover is enhancing the experience of Harry Potter.

JK Rowling did just that and fans ate it up. :shrug:

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

fnordcircle posted:

Hey guys, working on the OP for an AoS thread, any suggestions for what I should include?

A healthy dose of masochism.

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Adding to that, the adorable bird from Pierzak's av and a whole post that's just quotes from Leperflesh

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh
Hahaha: https://www.games-workshop.com/en-U...equestid=113688

New texture paints at $7.50/24mL. You can get equivalent Vallejo paints for $11/200mL (equivalent to $1.32/24mL).

Also, guess what faction these guys are for:


If you said Genestealer Cults, you're right!!

Avenging Dentist fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Oct 11, 2016

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

fnordcircle posted:

Playing the post AoS release armies against the compendium warscroll armies (the old ones) is generally a joke.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

Guy Goodbody posted:

Looks like plastic Sisters are happening.

Might be time to Give GW Money

Don't believe it unless you have some solid source.

Also, if they had released plastic sisters five years ago or even two years ago I would have bought that poo poo up, but now I fully expect the miniatures to be mediocre and over-designed, and that they'll be the last 40k release before Age of Emperor makes them poo poo/unuseable.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ashcans posted:

Don't believe it unless you have some solid source.

https://www.facebook.com/WarhammerTVteam/videos/266256350436017/

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Avenging Dentist posted:

Hahaha: https://www.games-workshop.com/en-U...equestid=113688

New texture paints at $7.50/24mL. You can get equivalent Vallejo paints for $11/200mL (equivalent to $1.32/24mL).

Also, guess what faction these guys are for:


If you said Genestealer Cults, you're right!!

Of course they're going to be bad guys, there's black guys in the mix.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
i like bane down there, front left

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Milky Moor posted:

i like bane down there, front left

"Bane?"
/

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay



It's nice of them to recycle 15yo designs in plastic.

fnordcircle
Jul 7, 2004

PTUI

Hey, that's not what I said at all!

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spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Chill la Chill posted:

It's nice of them to recycle 15yo designs in plastic.

Hahaha, holy poo poo, for real? That's amazing. "We're putting in the bare minimum of effort, what more do you want?"

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