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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I don't speak German. Which one of those buttons means "Molestify"?

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


John Big Booty posted:

I don't speak German. Which one of those buttons means "Molestify"?

Install.bat in the download directory.

klugman
Jan 28, 2009

Humphreys posted:

Install.bat in the download directory.

hah

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Cojawfee posted:

I dug this guy out the other day and spent some time charging it up.It wouldn't turn on so I thought the battery was dead and ordered a new one. I guess the screen is just really dim after all these years. It thinks it is 2007 and the last song I played on it was Paschendale.



I bought one of these refurbished from Fry's in 06 or 07 and used it all the time until I got my first smartphone in 2010. I still used it some, but after a few years of heavy use, the screen became dim and it would only turn on every third try and started freezing in the middle of songs which sucked because I used it commuting on my motorcycles and either would have to pull over or ride without tunes the rest of the way.

The best sounding mp3 player I ever had was an iRiver but it was a glitchy POS that would rarely make it through a couple songs before crashing.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Pham Nuwen posted:

He must have had chronic sore throat too because he's wearing a blister pack of cough drops on his shirt front

Those are various concentrations of nicotine gum.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Cojawfee posted:

I dug this guy out the other day and spent some time charging it up.It wouldn't turn on so I thought the battery was dead and ordered a new one. I guess the screen is just really dim after all these years. It thinks it is 2007 and the last song I played on it was Paschendale.



these were really good, kinda. i guess they've all died which is a shame but at the time they were a nicer alternative to ipods because itunes was such a horrendous design blunder. yes let me require a piece of software with a high memory footprint and and internet connection to serve you ads in the days when people still had fuckin dial up. like it was easier to just burn mixtapes and use my discman as a kid because it took less time to burn a disc then to start up itunes and wait for it to load

i had an ipod nano but then got a creative zen and i think that was when child me had the revelation that interface design is completely invisible and people are dumb as hell

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
It amazes me that an ipod shuffle is the same price as a generic MP3 player with a full color screen and the ability to play whatever you want. I don't know how Apple tricked people into buying that thing. Really expensive and only plays random songs. A few years ago my original Phillips GoGear disappeared so I went to walmart to find a new mp3 player. I couldn't find anything so I thought "Maybe I'll just finally get a drat ipod." I looked and the shuffle is 50 dollars and the cheapest actual ipod is 100 dollars. I was about to give up until I walked around a corner and next to all the lovely headphones was a Phillips GoGear for 40 dollars. I picked that up and I'm still using it when I mow the lawn.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I dunno that the ipod shuffle did that well but it was definitely marketed at a niche of runners who wanted to wear its unique shape and color as a status symbol badge but that never really panned out. I see people jogging now with big iphones and androids strapped to their arms and it looks ridiculous and very uncomfortable so maybe they were onto something

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

The Shuffle's awesome. My mom still uses hers for jogging. It's a tank with great battery life. Fantastic product, really. Doesn't only play random songs, you can sync songs in a particular order if an unpredictable immediate future is scary to you.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

thathonkey posted:

I dunno that the ipod shuffle did that well but it was definitely marketed at a niche of runners who wanted to wear its unique shape and color as a status symbol badge but that never really panned out. I see people jogging now with big iphones and androids strapped to their arms and it looks ridiculous and very uncomfortable so maybe they were onto something

It destroyed the flash-based players market in the mid 2000s:

quote:

NPD Group estimates that the iPod Shuffle captured 43% of the flash-based music player market in February 2005, after only its second month of existence.[15] By March 2005 the iPod Shuffle's market share had risen to 58%.[16]

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I remember watching 'The Net' when it came out and of all the bullshit in it, the one thing that I thought was impossible was:



Meanwhile, here I am now ordering Pizza online.

Also the wallet/phone/camera device the main character had in Netforce (the movie sucked, the books were cool):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ay-ar-gVY

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Hell, I remember pizzahut.com had an online storefront in like 1997.

It was an HTML form with a gray background and blue links, and I don't think I ever saw a way for it to tell where you were physically or what store you were ordering from, but it allegedly worked.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Online forms are pretty good for ordering takeout, much better than an awkward phone conversation. Of course if your brother happens to not bother to check if they got your cookies in the bag when he picks it up. gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress. I'm not bitter.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Casimir Radon posted:

Online forms are pretty good for ordering takeout, much better than an awkward phone conversation. Of course if your brother happens to not bother to check if they got your cookies in the bag when he picks it up. gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress. I'm not bitter.

Thanks to language issues both on the phone and in person I ended up getting char siu pork instead of Singapore noodles tonight... I love char siu so it's not a total loss but it's my own drat fault for not checking the boxes.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Pham Nuwen posted:

Thanks to language issues both on the phone and in person I ended up getting char siu pork instead of Singapore noodles tonight... I love char siu so it's not a total loss but it's my own drat fault for not checking the boxes.

stop appropriating food cultures

Ein
Feb 27, 2002
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Mak0rz posted:

One of my cousins used to own a Creative Zen. How are those? I remember his looked pretty slick.

Clearly many of them were designed to resemble iPods:



A friend had one of these or something similar that was pretty big and bulky. He's not good with computers so the Zen working as a removable drive where folders of music can be copied to or deleted from was easy to manage. After a couple of years the Zen got wonky and stopped working correctly and the store where he bought it refused to exchange it because the normal warranty had expired and it wasn't broken enough to be replaced by the store-bought extended warranty.
So he waited until the next day, chucked it at the ground, brought in the pieces and got a replacement, but they didn't sell Zen's anymore so they upgraded him to a new 80gb iPod or something like that. He felt pretty smug about how he "outsmarted" their system and got one those fancy Apple products out of it, then he installed iTunes and clicked yes on all the buttons that popped up. I can't remember what iTunes did but it was over 10 years ago and he's still sour about it.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

we are the Funyuns posted:

The best sounding mp3 player I ever had was an iRiver but it was a glitchy POS that would rarely make it through a couple songs before crashing.

I still use the iRiver E100 I won at a conference nearly 10 years ago. Because the battery wasn't going so well I bought a Fiio M3 to replace it after reading a goon say it was good. Wow, it has a terrible interface and doesn't make any sound when you're fast-forwarding. The font is so small I can't read where it's up to! Back to the E100 I go.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Data Graham posted:

Hell, I remember pizzahut.com had an online storefront in like 1997.

It was an HTML form with a gray background and blue links, and I don't think I ever saw a way for it to tell where you were physically or what store you were ordering from, but it allegedly worked.

Back about this time, didn't one of the pre-WoW MMOs (either Everquest or UO) have a /pizza command that hooked into Pizza Hut somehow?

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Neito posted:

Back about this time, didn't one of the pre-WoW MMOs (either Everquest or UO) have a /pizza command that hooked into Pizza Hut somehow?

it was everquest 2

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Pre-WOW makes me feel old. It was Everquest.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Neito posted:

Back about this time, didn't one of the pre-WoW MMOs (either Everquest or UO) have a /pizza command that hooked into Pizza Hut somehow?

Wow. I remember being so impressed by the very idea of the mail daemon in Hack.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Carrion Luggage posted:

it was everquest 2

Yep, I remember the ad for with this guy holding the pizza out to you:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Anyone ever have one of these bad boys?




I had one of those around 2006 and was super bummed when it broke. The removable storage part and form factor were super nice. I'd buy one if they still sold it.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Lowen SoDium posted:

Yep, I remember the ad for with this guy holding the pizza out to you:



It's hunger "pangs"

SMDH

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Lowen SoDium posted:

Yep, I remember the ad for with this guy holding the pizza out to you:



I see, it's hunger 'pains' and malnutrition plaguing competitive MMORPG players, yes.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Lowen SoDium posted:

Yep, I remember the ad for with this guy holding the pizza out to you:



SoP pls

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


TechMoan's doing Commodore SX-64 fixes this time, this is some of the most :awesome: material in a while:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXlblGvNtOs

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

barbecue at the folks posted:

TechMoan's doing Commodore SX-64 fixes this time, this is some of the most :awesome: material in a while:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXlblGvNtOs

You know I've seen plenty of pictures of these in magazines back in the day but I had no idea it had that really cool blue detailing. I guess they were all in black-and-white :shrug:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Oh I thought he made another video about it. I thought it was really cool and would be awesome to grab one of those some day. He said that there's more games for the British version of the machine so it probably wouldn't be worth getting anyway.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cojawfee posted:

Oh I thought he made another video about it. I thought it was really cool and would be awesome to grab one of those some day. He said that there's more games for the BritishEuropean version of the machine so it probably wouldn't be worth getting anyway.

e: Point of the edit was that you can get a unit from anywhere in the PAL region and all PAL games will, obviously, work on it. And you might get the full alphabet instead of the cut-down English version. Hähähähä.

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Is there a PAL regioned C64 that runs off 110v/60hz?

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!
Don't quote me on this but the C64 is fed low voltage DC from a power brick and a brief search suggests an American 110/60 brick would work on a PAL machine. You'd still have to deal with the PAL50 video signal somehow

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

I'd love a modern C64 laptop. 80s design trimmings with a 90-2000s-ish form factor.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I've only seen black and white pictures of the SX-64 - the quality of design really surprised me (I always keep forgetting that Commodore was a) American and b) not only about mass-market designs like VIC-20/C64). That keyboard design is tasty as all hell and oh my god those blue highlights :allears: I guess I know without asking that someone has already turned one of these into a regular old PC with a small LCD screen and gotta say, the prospect does intrigue me.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

barbecue at the folks posted:

I've only seen black and white pictures of the SX-64 - the quality of design really surprised me (I always keep forgetting that Commodore was a) American and b) not only about mass-market designs like VIC-20/C64). That keyboard design is tasty as all hell and oh my god those blue highlights :allears: I guess I know without asking that someone has already turned one of these into a regular old PC with a small LCD screen and gotta say, the prospect does intrigue me.

It would be ridiculously cheap and easy to convert too. Plenty of room to slap a NUC in there (or four) or just a standard ATX mobo even.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
There's enough room for a nuc and LED pico projector.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I busted out my dad's old record player. Waiting for the preamp to be delivered so I can listen to some kickin rad tunes.



Edit: I finally got the preamp. I don't know why people spend so much money on hifi equipment. I've got this record player for free from my dad. The internet says it is "a good starter turntable." This preamp was 20 bucks. I run straight from that into a RCA to 3.5mm cable to a Koss remote volume cable into my headphones. And this Joan Jett record that I got from an antique store several years ago, which has probably been played so many times that it doesn't sound as good as when it was new sounds amazing. This is pretty awesome for a 20 dollar investment. Everything else was either given to me or I've already got my money's worth in other ways. The only other money I'd need to spend is to maybe get a new cartridge for it. The original manual says it's good for about 300 hours. I don't know when or if my dad ever replaced it so it probably needs replacing.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
all my good audio equipment was inherited and it's all loving awesome compared to what you can get today (all purchased roughly 75-'90). I bought one thing myself, a Kenwood amp in the early 00s, that i thought was pretty crap at the time but is still in service in my home. It sounds good compared to modern stuff at the same price point but sadly i lost the remote which is the only modern feature to differentiate it from my old silver faces.

if you dont have anything like that in the family just start scouring craigslist. some people know what this equipment is worth but most dont and you can get great deals if youre patient

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


thathonkey posted:

all my good audio equipment was inherited and it's all loving awesome compared to what you can get today (all purchased roughly 75-'90). I bought one thing myself, a Kenwood amp in the early 00s, that i thought was pretty crap at the time but is still in service in my home. It sounds good compared to modern stuff at the same price point but sadly i lost the remote which is the only modern feature to differentiate it from my old silver faces.

if you dont have anything like that in the family just start scouring craigslist. some people know what this equipment is worth but most dont and you can get great deals if youre patient

My grandmother has some really old good stereo equipment they use just listen to the news radio on. I'm sure when they were younger they had that stuff cranked to 11 on the account of being on a property with no nearby neighbours and some of the amazingly cool records.

We were chatting about Meatloaf a few months ago, and I finally bought Bat out of Hell and told her about his new album. She bought the new one and I got a txt that simply said "It's poo poo". Good old grandma.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Haha that's awesome

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