AUG Thread: Stop arguing about some strangers vulva. This is literally a thread rule

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

The Saddest Rhino posted:

imagine being in a state of arousal 24/7 due to every single dicktooth being sexually pleasured all the time i mean how do you not have a heart attack every minute

Their heart is full of dicks as well.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 04:34

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in the mouth a dickteeth

# ? Oct 11, 2016 04:37

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Solice Kirsk posted:

Their heart is full of dicks as well.

Their blood is cum also

# ? Oct 11, 2016 04:38

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

cash crab posted:

I just want to say it was very difficult choosing a comment for the new title. If anyone has a vote for a different one let me know, but they were all extremely good.

You made the right choice.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 04:39

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

Tetracube posted:

Their blood is cum also

The gums are also aroused.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 04:43

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Ularg posted:

The gums are also aroused.

The gums bleed cum because they never floss.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 04:47

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Blood Cum Dick Gums sounds like a thrash metal band.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 04:53

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

MizPiz posted:

You made the right choice.

I think we can all agree on this.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 05:02

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

cash crab posted:

I just want to say it was very difficult choosing a comment for the new title. If anyone has a vote for a different one let me know, but they were all extremely good.

Trying to find a good new thread title after dickteeth is the true Sophie's Choice.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 05:02

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

The gums bleed cum because they never floss.

Thats just what their dentist tells them

# ? Oct 11, 2016 05:02

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smegmouth strikes again

# ? Oct 11, 2016 05:04

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 05:08

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

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<3 thanku

# ? Oct 11, 2016 05:10

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I feel if the first two lines of your defense are "guess what. I'm not a pedophile" then you're already in a situation you can't win.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 05:12

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

Ularg posted:

oh, andrew :3:

# ? Oct 11, 2016 05:55

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Vagankle

# ? Oct 11, 2016 06:48

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Is this like a cock vore crossover with the fanart thread?

# ? Oct 11, 2016 06:49

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Ularg posted:

This dude owns, and just wants to support bringing back real hip-hop.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 07:22

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Hihohe posted:

Yeah is there another creature with... like... a tongue made of little vaginas that each of those dicks can penetrate. ARE WE THINKING ABOUT THIS MORE THAN THE ARTIST IS!?!

gently caress your heteronormativity bro

# ? Oct 11, 2016 07:50

I brought my Drake: Jul 10, 2014; These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

There's thread derailing and then there's thread magnetization. :allears:

# ? Oct 11, 2016 09:17

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Dreddout posted:

This dude owns, and just wants to support bringing back real hip-hop.

Frankly I'm glad he's got so much support, the real hip hop's been gone for so long I thought no one would ever bring it back.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 09:26

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's really a cleanliness issue, so yes. Snip those teeth. And to answer the other poster, in assuming the balls are below the gum line. Like baby teeth.

Does that mean that when he gets old enough, the dicks fall out and his balls grow in?

# ? Oct 11, 2016 13:43

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

china bot posted:

smegmouth strikes again

This made my stomach queasy.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 14:49

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

queserasera posted:

There's thread derailing and then there's thread magnetization.

I'm just so happy that the next content posted was also genitals in unexpected places. I love themes.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 14:53

Sludge Tank: Jul 31, 2007; by Azathoth

(Please ignore the meme captioms)

Sherman Burgess. Proud Aussie "patriot" and leader of whatever alphabet soup acronym splinter organisation of aimless racist nationalist fuckwits he's spawned lately gearing up for war against the muslims.

Someone else can provide more context. Just google his name or youtube and you'll see hours of AUG from him and his associates. Keywords: Blair Cottrel, Niel Erikson, United Patriots Front, True Blue Crew, Sons of Odin, Reclaim Australia et al

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Sludge Tank has a new favorite as of 15:29 on Oct 11, 2016

# ? Oct 11, 2016 15:26

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

Dick teeth would be a hygiene nightmare. Imagine getting a UTI in each one. That's so stupid it has to be parody, right? Right?! :ohdear:

# ? Oct 11, 2016 15:56

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Imagine if he had gonorrhoea and had to get every single urethra scraped.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 16:05

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Sludge Tank posted:

(Please ignore the meme captioms)

Sherman Burgess. Proud Aussie "patriot" and leader of whatever alphabet soup acronym splinter organisation of aimless racist nationalist fuckwits he's spawned lately gearing up for war against the muslims.

Someone else can provide more context. Just google his name or youtube and you'll see hours of AUG from him and his associates. Keywords: Blair Cottrel, Niel Erikson, United Patriots Front, True Blue Crew, Sons of Odin, Reclaim Australia et al

So are hatchets and katanas the Aussie version of sawed off shotguns? Or is it just this weirdo?

# ? Oct 11, 2016 16:45

Groke: Jul 27, 2007; New Adventures In Mom Strength

hyperhazard posted:

So are hatchets and katanas the Aussie version of sawed off shotguns? Or is it just this weirdo?

In Norway we have this one dude who shows up every time one of these groups forms and is suddenly a spokesman; then the whole loving organization falls apart in bickering. One might think he's an infiltrator/saboteur but in reality he's probably a true believe who just also happens to be an incompetent shitmagician. Is this dude the antipodean equivalent?

# ? Oct 11, 2016 17:52

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

hyperhazard posted:

So are hatchets and katanas the Aussie version of sawed off shotguns? Or is it just this weirdo?

He's a viking-samurai, the same way wearing a Mortal Kombat "inspired" costume and swinging around a toy lightsaber makes me a ninja-jedi.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 18:18

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Sludge Tank posted:

(Please ignore the meme captioms)

Sherman Burgess. Proud Aussie "patriot" and leader of whatever alphabet soup acronym splinter organisation of aimless racist nationalist fuckwits he's spawned lately gearing up for war against the muslims.

Someone else can provide more context. Just google his name or youtube and you'll see hours of AUG from him and his associates. Keywords: Blair Cottrel, Niel Erikson, United Patriots Front, True Blue Crew, Sons of Odin, Reclaim Australia et al

He looks pretty cool to me?

# ? Oct 11, 2016 18:22

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Munchables posted:

Vagankle

Hey, he cleaned it after slight use.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 18:27

King of Foolians: Mar 16, 2006; Long live the King!

My Vagankle has Cankles.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:10

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J76bawYo7bU

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:35

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J76bawYo7bU

The face of perpetual virginity.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:42

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

This guy is like the Bizarro version of Primitive Technology guy.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:45

DicktheCat: Feb 15, 2011

Cockteeth have to e a joke. I mean, there's no way it isn't... right...? Right?

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:56

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Burt Sexual posted:

The face of perpetual virginity.

Why do you think he's building a hut out in the woods?

# ? Oct 11, 2016 20:10

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Radio Paranoia posted:

Why do you think he's building a hut out in the woods?

Uhhh check yourself buddy, it ain't a hut it's a lair, smdh

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Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Am I understanding him correctly, it sounds like he wants to sit by the highway in a tree stand with a recycle bin handy?

# ? Oct 11, 2016 22:33

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