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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

HappyHippo posted:

is powerball some kind of honeypot to see how many desperate goons will send messages to?

what does your heart tell you

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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

pretend my entire post is a long drawn out Larry David ehhhhhhhhh

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
remember when trump hosed a chair? oh that was last night

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Beck was the prime mover of all the early Obama era conspiracy poo poo, the Lee Skousen, new world order poo poo that ignited the fire that now fuels a lot of these shitforbrains. Remember when he had a 3 part episode of his show about Soros being the dark liberal puppetmaster of the new order, and he'd go nuts on his chalkboard circling names and drawing connections like a Hollywood caricature of a lone conspiracy nut? He's probably more responsible for Trump and the Tea Party-turned-altright than anyone. How the gently caress is he now the only person from the Hannity/Rush/Levin/Savage/Coulter/Morris faction that hasn't bent the knee? Is it just the Mormonism?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

bump_fn posted:

remember when trump hosed a chair? oh that was last night

Someday Donald Trump will look a reported in the eye on national news and say "I never hosed a chair."

HPK
Mar 25, 2003
guy

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
I was explaining to a friend the other day why Beck hates Trump and boiled it down to Beck really tripling down on his faith lately. Unlike the evangelicals who just want their misogynist, white supremacists strongman, Mormons tend to be true believers. They're looking for candidates with what they view as a moral center and then failing that, one who will at least represent their goals.

Mormons can identify Trump's espoused faith as fake, but they also rankle at Trump's xenophobia that evangelicals embrace. There's a history of Mormons being an oppressed minority and can identify with other marginalized groups. Most would have still grudgingly voted for a philandering charlatan on tactical reasoning, but for some like Beck, Trump's immoral behavior and unhinged hatred of out-groups is simply too much to palate.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Oiled and Ready posted:

Sometimes a conspiracy folder is good for other reasons



what's going on with trump and giuliani here

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Coolguye posted:

what does your heart tell you

It's one of the funnier things about the thread because it's such an obvious gimmick, but on the other hand the poor lady in the pictures is getting creeped on by some goony-rear end guy who is then catfishing like a motherfucker by impersonating her and it's pretty gross.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

mango sentinel posted:

I was explaining to a friend the other day why Beck hates Trump and boiled it down to Beck really tripling down on his faith lately. Unlike the evangelicals who just want their misogynist, white supremacists strongman, Mormons tend to be true believers. They're looking for candidates with what they view as a moral center and then failing that, one who will at least represent their goals.

Mormons can identify Trump's espoused faith as fake, but they also rankle at Trump's xenophobia that evangelicals embrace. There's a history of Mormons being an oppressed minority and can identify with other marginalized groups. Most would have still grudgingly voted for a philandering charlatan on tactical reasoning, but for some like Beck, Trump's immoral behavior and unhinged hatred of out-groups is simply too much to palate.

this fat gently caress converted what 4 years ago ? true believer my rear end

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pon de Bundy posted:

this fat gently caress converted what 4 years ago ? true believer my rear end

it's always the born agains that are craziest

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
IIRC he's been Mormon since like 2000. It's just that a few years ago he got sick or something and had a religious epiphany, then got way more into it and evolved into his new, weirder version of crazy.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Epic High Five posted:

brb dinner rdy


is it bulk week brah

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

mango sentinel posted:

IIRC he's been Mormon since like 2000. It's just that a few years ago he got sick or something and had a religious epiphany and got way more into it and evolved into his new, weirder version of crazy.
Yeah. Though Beck's a weird case since he will promote Islamophobia on his show and is a right-wing crazy person, he's been anti-Trump all the way even when it destroyed his own company. He just really picked this particular hill to die on. Though I suppose you can say that whichever position you pick as GOPer now is suicide since the party is internally imploding on itself.

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Oct 11, 2016

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Fidel Castronaut posted:

my favorite drug in fallout is the locker full of them that i stockpile in case i need them for a big fight but then i think there's always going to be a bigger fight and never take them.

anybody need some mentats? five caps a pill for a limited time

What's up fellow fallout hoarder? I continued to scavenge every piece of power armor I could until the credits rolled.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Didn't Beck's illness turn out to be some fake rear end bullshit diagnosed by someone basically reading chicken entrails?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Coolguye posted:

is it bulk week brah

im not actually eating that, though im not above it

this week i made my usual crock pot chicken salsa veggie curry slurry I call Bachelor Chow gourmet by doubling the amount of coconut oil i put in it and it's turbo delicious

that + a 12 egg omelette and its heaven

when i bulk i usually do the same but add in junk food like ice cream or a whole large pizza

even when im bulking i cant be trusted around peanut butter

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

Coolguye posted:

is it bulk week brah

Every week is bulk week if you want to be like Ken Bone.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

JHomer722 posted:

What's up fellow fallout hoarder? I continued to scavenge every piece of power armor I could until the credits rolled.

gimme that sweet sweet wood and concrete for my settlements, brah

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:

I keep seeing signs about Harambe every time we got to a campus. What's got all these students worked up over some dead gorilla anyway?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
This is my porn.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/785599197768810496

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"
My favorite thing in Fallout was picking up every piece of junk I could store on my worthless body and annoying the poo poo out of Maccready

Yes I do need 10 coffee cups and I'm going to pick up this toaster just because you asked :colbert:

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

msnbc tv headline: trumpster fire

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Harambe endorses Hillary

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Roughly how much are all these Trump mouthpieces being paid? What does a human soul go for these days?

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Chunky Salsa posted:

My favorite thing in Fallout was picking up every piece of junk I could store on my worthless body and annoying the poo poo out of Maccready

Yes I do need 10 coffee cups and I'm going to pick up this toaster just because you asked :colbert:

My favorite part was hoarding 85 power cells and putting off the main story as long as possible then stomping through the entire main story as a death machine.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

my favorite part of fallout 4 was turning it off and playing new vegas, the better game

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TARDISman posted:

My favorite part was hoarding 85 power cells and putting off the main story as long as possible then stomping through the entire main story as a death machine.

then getting to like level 55+ and realizing they spawn in ammo boxes at that point bc they're also the ammo for the gatling laser so you pretty much never run out

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Epic High Five posted:

im not actually eating that, though im not above it

this week i made my usual crock pot chicken salsa veggie curry slurry I call Bachelor Chow gourmet by doubling the amount of coconut oil i put in it and it's turbo delicious

that + a 12 egg omelette and its heaven

when i bulk i usually do the same but add in junk food like ice cream or a whole large pizza

even when im bulking i cant be trusted around peanut butter

i was just being a dick but your normal meal there sounds suspiciously like mine, though even during big bulk loads i can't do junk food because i'm the lovely kind of diabetic (type-1, bad antibodies confirmed in bloodstream) so i end up just having to choke down various nutrient pastes like peanut butter mixed with (insert here). i actually hate bulk weeks more because it's so hard to eat that much

peanut butter is basically my go-to for all that stuff though, i even have a jar in my car as the 'oh poo poo' calories if i suddenly end up super hungry and weird feeling from a mild insulin overdose. it's right next to one of the dextrose tablets for a severe one (which has never happened in the 10 years i've been diabetic)


Decius posted:

Every week is bulk week if you want to be like Ken Bone.

can i put the effects of the ken bone diet directly into my bone

this is important

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i love ken bone and how sweetly day crew he is

hes not out there cumdancing in loki cosplay or running the anime county texas republican partyt, hes just there with a bright red sweater, the rear end torn out of his pants, and quiet concern for th environment


like day crew finally got their guy, their good guy

go go ken bone

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Ostentatious posted:

my favorite part of fallout 4 was turning it off and playing new vegas, the better game

I took a Windows 10 patch from MS recently and it broke my install of New Vegas :smith:

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time

Epic High Five posted:

a 12 egg omelette
:catstare:

do you make an omelette out of an entire goddamn carton of eggs, or

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I'm starting to question why CNN even has campaign surrogates on for talking panels. What would be lost if they didn't?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ed balls

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Origami Dali posted:

Didn't Beck's illness turn out to be some fake rear end bullshit diagnosed by someone basically reading chicken entrails?

Sounds probable

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

:catstare:

do you make an omelette out of an entire goddamn carton of eggs, or

it's loving delicious and incredibly satisfying, esp if you put lots of veggies and stuff in it to give you the other micronutrients you're going to want for the day

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



i fuckiung love peanut butter

crunchy 4 lyfe


Panic! at Nabisco posted:

:catstare:

do you make an omelette out of an entire goddamn carton of eggs, or

I get them 5 dozen at a time. my chow ends up being 10oz of veggies and 1 pound of chicken and ~200-400 calories of high quality fat, and 100g carbs or so or less if I use brown lentils instead of white rice

when i was living in indy i used to get the 7.5dozen boxes from the Costco for like :10bux: tops

i loving love eggs, HWOLE EGGS none of this throwing hte yolk away sissy poo poo. THAT'S WHERE ALL THE GOOD STUFF IS

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
ken bone is bernie porn in liek 50 years

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Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

Jewel Repetition posted:

I'm starting to question why CNN even has campaign surrogates on for talking panels. What would be lost if they didn't?

Literally nothing would be lost. They are a waste of time, on both sides.

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