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Sagebrush posted:do marketing people ever just take a step back and go "wow, this stuff we wrote just sounds dumb as poo poo" how about you and your posts?
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Smythe posted:how about you and your posts? i don't quite know what your job entails, smythe, but i ahve to imagine if you are doing marketing you'd be more self-aware than "thank you for visiting AIRPORT TERMINAL SMYTHE'S THEATER'S LATEST PLAY"
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Oct 11, 2016 20:42
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Smythe posted:how about you and your posts? NICE!
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Oct 11, 2016 20:49
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duTrieux. posted:if they're smart they'll kill the brand entirely when they named their brand after something swirling a massive space toilet, what did they expect
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Sagebrush posted:i don't quite know what your job entails, smythe, but i ahve to imagine if you are doing marketing you'd be more self-aware than "thank you for visiting AIRPORT TERMINAL SMYTHE'S THEATER'S LATEST PLAY" im just make a little flame/insult. pay me no heed
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Sagebrush posted:i don't quite know what your job entails, smythe, but i ahve to imagine if you are doing marketing you'd be more self-aware than "thank you for visiting AIRPORT TERMINAL SMYTHE'S THEATER'S LATEST PLAY" i just assumed it was terminal 5 already and the galaxy s part was wordplay i also think "terminal" is a good descriptor for all sarnsung phones now
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Oct 11, 2016 20:58
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mod saas posted:i just assumed it was terminal 5 already and the galaxy s part was wordplay
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Oct 11, 2016 21:06
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Endless Mike posted:i'm fairly certain this is the case.
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Oct 11, 2016 21:13
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mod saas posted:i just assumed it was terminal 5 already and the galaxy s part was wordplay they move so fast in the market that when other android phones has the long price decline soon after release samsung just goes straight to discontinuation
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Oct 11, 2016 21:35
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:I hope the Galaxy Note 8 has self aware advertising that says like "the next note will blow you away"  By conservative estimates, Pinto crashes have caused 500 burn deaths to people who would not have been seriously injured if the car had not burst into flames. The figure could be as high as 900. Burning Pintos have become such an embarrassment to Ford that its advertising agency, J. Walter Thompson, dropped a line from the end of a radio spot that read 'Pinto leaves you with that warm feeling.' Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Oct 11, 2016 |
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Oct 11, 2016 21:52
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:I hope the Galaxy Note 8 has self aware advertising that says like "the next note will blow you away" galaxy note 8: allah ackbar
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Oct 11, 2016 22:16
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Sagebrush posted:do marketing people ever just take a step back and go "wow, this stuff we wrote just sounds dumb as poo poo" this segment brought to you by mcdonald's, did somebody say mcdonalds?
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Oct 11, 2016 22:20
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flakeloaf posted:this segment brought to you by mcdonald's, did somebody say mcdonalds?
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Oct 11, 2016 22:23
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i see they skipped the marketing middleman and just made the note 7 terminal out of the box
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Oct 11, 2016 22:25
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it's all about mashing that brand into your head. who cares if it's stupid
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Oct 11, 2016 22:26
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like a zerg rush ?
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Oct 12, 2016 00:18
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poo poo i loved this game as a kid
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Oct 12, 2016 00:19
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fuk yea
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Sagebrush posted:do marketing people ever just take a step back and go "wow, this stuff we wrote just sounds dumb as poo poo" yes, we do. at least some of us
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Oct 12, 2016 00:35
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helllllllll yes
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😑We released the Galaxy Note 7. 😳That's good! 😑It's prone to exploding. 😳That's bad! 😑We started offering replacement units. 😳That's good! 😑The replacements also explode. 😳That's bad! 😑We are recalling all units. 😳That's good! 😑Since we have no retail stores, people have to box and ship them themselves. 😳That's bad! 😑We include special fire resistant bags to put the phone in. 😳That's good! 😑The composition of the bag material can result in a severe allergic reaction in some people. 😳That's bad! Linguica fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Oct 12, 2016 |
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Oct 12, 2016 03:18
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that box is improperly marked. samsung can't do anything right.
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Oct 12, 2016 03:20
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Smythe posted:several people have made the mistake of asking me about my "galaxy" when i brandish my epic nexus device. needless to say, none of these fools walk the earth today. they have been made one with the "galaxy" one might say. did you throw your phone at them? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GhODn4FRoE
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Oct 12, 2016 03:36
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Linguica posted:😑We released the Galaxy Note 7.
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Linguica posted:😑We released the Galaxy Note 7.
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Linguica posted:😑We released the Galaxy Note 7.
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Sagebrush posted:do marketing people ever just take a step back and go "wow, this stuff we wrote just sounds dumb as poo poo" not in korea
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Oct 12, 2016 07:15
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Linguica posted:😑We released the Galaxy Note 7. 
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Oct 12, 2016 07:18
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It's u
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Plank Walker posted:i see they skipped the marketing middleman and just made the note 7 terminal out of the box ffffffff all passengers on the flight to NYC please line at Sagebrush posted:SMYTHE'S THEATER'S LATEST PLAY
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Oct 12, 2016 07:35
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incidentally, the greatest act was Samsung convincing the work theyre not trash garbage for idiots
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Oct 12, 2016 08:07
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lol i just got this on steam in some giant pack. owns
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i hope someone from xda decides they want to get their money back asap so they next day air it to korea and it explodes on the plane (no casualties of course)
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:i hope someone from xda decides they want to get their money back asap so they next day air it to korea and it explodes on the plane (no casualties of course)
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can you imagine how hosed the nascent VR industry would have been if any of samsung's explodophones went off while strapped to somebody's face
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