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Shaggar posted:I think it used toi have them a few years ago when it was skype for skype but Microsoft skype doesn't have them afaict nice 1
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AWWNAW posted:a bunch of horse porn pop ups started appearing over the window he was sharing and he almost had a stroke.  
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I am in a conference call it's exactly what you would expect
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Bloody posted:I am in a conference call it's exactly what you would expect sorry i just got here can you repeat that
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*garble garble garble* IS NOW JOINING *screaming* can you repeat that?
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five people crammed in a sweaty office, yelling at a 30 year old speakerphone
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Captain Foo posted:sorry i just got here can you repeat that can you... hang on can you no no wait i think we you're breaking up a little can i i think i heard someone saying something no, go ahead if i could just who was that speaking just then? did someone just join the call? sorry i was on mute, what i meant to say was
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Iridium posted:can you... hang on can you *flush*
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Captain Foo posted:sorry i just got here can you repeat that sorry I just got heSORRY I JUST GOT HESORRY I JUST GOT HESQUOOKOOKOOKOOKOOKOOKOOK
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Oct 11, 2016 19:18
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and the timing is incredibly tight, we have to ensure that we can *beedeep TOM SHITFUCKER HAS JOINED THE CALL* or we'll never get a chance with this customer again can you repeat that i said if we don't HI ITS TOM SHITFUCKER SORRY I'M LATE please repeat that again I SAID *deebeep* ok I said *beedeep TOM SHITFUCKER HAS JOINED THE CALL*
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Oct 11, 2016 19:23
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conference call is actually a conversation between two people that could have easily been an email, but right at the end everyone else roped into it has to lean into the office phone and thank the remote person
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company has two locations about 120 miles apart, spent a load of money turning a room in one office into a video conference room, didn't buy anything for the other office. one guy travels between the two sites three days a week to sit at a desk and work on email, and maybe once a month has to have a face-to-face meeting. any money you spend on conferencing stuff you might as well burn or just buy a load of beers with.
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flakeloaf posted:sorry I just got heSORRY I JUST GOT HESORRY I JUST GOT HESQUOOKOOKOOKOOKOOKOOKOOK Cat Face Joe posted:and the timing is incredibly tight, we have to ensure that we can *beedeep TOM SHITFUCKER HAS JOINED THE CALL* or we'll never get a chance with this customer again +1
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i love tom shitfucker
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Thanks Ants posted:company has two locations about 120 miles apart, spent a load of money turning a room in one office into a video conference room, didn't buy anything for the other office. one guy travels between the two sites three days a week to sit at a desk and work on email, and maybe once a month has to have a face-to-face meeting. that dude better have a side piece he's banging near the other office and uses the travel as an excuse for his wife
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Oct 11, 2016 22:24
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ever do the in person meeting with one guy calling in who really really really like to hear himself talk? like "well the difference between a router and a switch is ..." like to hear himself talk? someone please invent a phone through which you can choke the poo poo out of people
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BONGHITZ posted:i love tom shitfucker im partial to jerry pissfuck myself
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flakeloaf posted:sorry I just got heSORRY I JUST GOT HESORRY I JUST GOT HESQUOOKOOKOOKOOKOOKOOKOOK
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carry on then posted:im partial to jerry pissfuck myself Greg faceflap hasbjoonrdvtheemeeyubg *bing!*
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flakeloaf posted:sorry I just got heSORRY I JUST GOT HESORRY I JUST GOT HESQUOOKOOKOOKOOKOOKOOKOOK caseofthemondays.gif  Cat Face Joe posted:and the timing is incredibly tight, we have to ensure that we can *beedeep TOM SHITFUCKER HAS JOINED THE CALL* or we'll never get a chance with this customer again caseofthetuesdays.gif  Thanks Ants posted:company has two locations about 120 miles apart, spent a load of money turning a room in one office into a video conference room, didn't buy anything for the other office. one guy travels between the two sites three days a week to sit at a desk and work on email, and maybe once a month has to have a face-to-face meeting. caseofthefridays.gif 
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now try doing conference calls with China that have to be at 9pm or whatever to catch them in the morning or 8am to catch them before they go home. gently caress timezones.
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Phobeste posted:now try doing conference calls with China that have to be at 9pm or whatever to catch them in the morning or 8am to catch them before they go home. gently caress timezones. No
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I'm overseeing a room of 10 new hires during 40 hours of remote training via Saba this week. None of them are remotely computer savvy and thus being the federal government you can imagine the state our it is in (it's bad)
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well here's a different kind of conference clusterfuck when you're set as 'do not disturb' on skype it usually pops up a warning for the sender, and then if they send anywya it goes to email. but it's one email per message. so today i'm set as do not distrub while i present on screen and one of my project managers decides to start bashing out a novel at me, ignoring the warnings. so i get email popups in rapid succession for each of the below until i close outlook. "hi" "hey <iridium>" "whats up" "dave told me to..." "do you have time today to..." "i have to go over the..." gently caress. edit- took a moment to bash out a "hey i'm DnD, plz just type this up as an email for me and i can answer it later". i guess this is too much to comprehend and she's gone radio silent. Iridium fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Oct 12, 2016 |
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among the four other people on this call, I think one of them is vacuuming and one is just swishing water around in their mouth
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Iridium posted:well here's a different kind of conference clusterfuck 5
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oh please tell me someone's written an email-to-skype message script, set up an out of office message and left for the weekend
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A guy in my office has Skype set up on his iPhone and, inexplicably, his iPad too. They ring about half a second out of sync, and once he inevitably answers on the phone the iPad keeps ringing for like 30 seconds after. If he hangs up on the iPad while it's ringing it hangs up the call on his phone too, so he has to half shout into the phone to be heard over the still-ringing iPad sat next to him on the desk.
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jammyozzy posted:A guy in my office has Skype set up on his iPhone and, inexplicably, his iPad too. the mobile client is really bad
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i seriously suspect lync/skype for business establishes a SIP session for each IM conversation
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mishaq posted:i seriously suspect lync/skype for business establishes a SIP session for each line in an IM conversation
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half of my work is on my skype blocklist when i get questions about why im never online i just shrug and say i have a ticket open about it
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Mad Wack posted:half of my work is on my skype blocklist lmao
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Necc0 posted:lmao
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mishaq posted:i seriously suspect lync/skype for business establishes a SIP session for each IM conversation it definitely does. or maybe some other sip backed session
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Necc0 posted:lmao
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This thread has persuaded me to apply for a job in HR so I can spend years not understanding how video conferencing works and drive thousands of nerds insane in the process. Thanks yospos 
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Mad Wack posted:half of my work is on my skype blocklist excellent
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Necc0 posted:lmao
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FrozenVent posted:ever do the in person meeting with one guy calling in who really really really like to hear himself talk? this is literally my boss suppliers try to schedule meetings with his subordinates instead of him and will openly say "lets hope he's not coming"
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