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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

ikanreed posted:

So how about vox day making a "less biased" wikipedia knock off, where you pay money to be an admin.

And calling it "infogalactic".

Because loving lol.

I will repost my statement on the matter from the Conservapedia mock thread:

Oh man I just read the Seven Canons and I don't think I will ever see a man with a head so far up his own rear end:

quote:

CANON ONE

Infogalactic does not define reality.

Infogalactic's Starlords are not the reality police. Infogalactic is not Wikipedia, it is a dynamic knowledge core designed to be a useful, up-to-date reference for the user consulting it. Only the user can define his perspective; no one else can define what is true for him or force him to accept their subjective interpretation of reality, no matter how reliable their sources might be.

So in other words, I reject your reality and substitute my own...

quote:

CANON TWO

Infogalactic is written from an objective point of view.

Since no human being on the planet is neutral, objectivity is the most for which we can reasonably strive. Infogalactic is non-ideological and the Starlords will ruthlessly eliminate all ideological spin, framing, narrative, and context from the Fact-level pages regardless of whether they agree with it or not.

...But we're right about everything and to challenge us is to challenge reality

quote:

CANON THREE

Infogalactic is free content.

Anyone can freely use and distribute it. Since all editors freely license their work to the public, no editor or administrator owns a page and all contributions can be edited and redistributed at will. The exception is the advertising content, which is the sole property of the advertiser.

Nothin' wrong here

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CANON FOUR

No griefing.

All griefers, which is to say trolls, vandals, rules lawyers, and ideological crusaders, will be aggressively anticipated, trapped, and exterminated. Don't bother playing word games or trying to hide behind pedantic interpretations of the rules. Infogalactic's Starlords are under direct orders to freeze any account that appears to belong to a griefer and to permanently ban those confirmed as such. Don't try to be sneaky. You're not going to fool anyone.

Every website has a rule like this, but I feel like "Ideological crusaders" is in there because he wanted to say SJW's but wanted to sound more intellectual about it

quote:

CANON FIVE

Play nice and play fair.

Be decent to your fellow Galaxians. There is no One True Page on Infogalactic and there is no need to engage in edit wars.

Nothin' wrong here either

quote:

CANON SIX

Rules are guidelines for users, not chew toys for lawyers.

When in doubt about how to apply the rules or interpret the philosophy, ask your fellow Galaxians. If they don't know the answer, ask a Starlord. Don't play rules lawyer, or assume that because things were done in a certain way somewhere else, that is how they are done here.

I feel like this is a preemptive rear end-covering for when Voxman gets caught breaking his own rules

quote:

CANON SEVEN

Facts are facts.

Facts are not context, they are not logical conclusions, and they are not justifiable opinions. Only externally verifiable facts belong on the Factual level of a page; if it is necessary for a Galaxian to explain, rationalize, or justify the presence of a purported fact on a page, then it belongs on either the Context or the Opinion levels. Galaxian's personal experiences, interpretations, or subjective opinions are welcome, but only on the appropriate level. That is not the Fact level. If there is any doubt, put it in Context.

"gently caress you we're smarter than you"

And on that note, I think I'll go punch something

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The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
Vox Day's new wiki with a tiny userbase that makes it very difficult to become a member is sure to succeed

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

The Vosgian Beast posted:

Vox Day's new wiki with a tiny userbase that makes it very difficult to become a member is sure to succeed

It'll succeed at being a website where a half dozen people fawn over vox's opinions, which is all he really wants. To constantly be surrounded by people telling him he's right.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Who knew Vox Day was a Beastie Boys fan.

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/DerekThornton71/status/778366000437858304

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


Unironically great idea, everyone leave for your little echo chamber so Twitter will be at least slightly less horrible for the rest of us.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
This will work as well as voat did at removing morons from Reddit

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

ikanreed posted:

So how about vox day making a "less biased" wikipedia knock off, where you pay money to be an admin.
And calling it "infogalactic".
Because loving lol.

STEALING MY WIGOS SIR HOW DARE YOU mind you I was tipped off by Sandifer

(who is bitterly resisting writing it up for Eruditorium because he has real goddamn work to do like getting Neoreaction a Basilisk done at Lulu)

The Vosgian Beast posted:

Vox Day's new wiki with a tiny userbase that makes it very difficult to become a member is sure to succeed

I wonder how he and Larry Sanger would go in an alienating-your-contributors faceoff. He's repeating a lot of the same mistakes:

* my plan is perfect and you may now guess just how hostile I will be to outside ideas. ("No, it's not. My designs always work. See: multibutton mice.")

* we're not using tawdry MySQL for the database, just because MediaWiki is relentlessly overoptimised and it's what all the paid developers develop against. No, we're going with Oracle, the port for which is maintained by half a volunteer! (At least Citizendium went with Postgres, which port is also maintained by half a volunteer but at least it gets run through MW core unit testing.) Deliberately making work for yourself with no actual benefit at all is apparently genius systems administration.

* everything about it is to grind his personal axes. (His working user is "Fenris".) Fortunately, future galactic citizens' instance of the planetary core knowledge base will tell them all the Important Information about SCAAALZIII!!!

* compete with Wikipedia by first copying the whole thing. ("The name isn't the issue. It has to show up first in any search engine. That's what Wikipedia has." I'm pretty sure Google instituted the duplicate content penalty a while after Wikipedia asked them why we were typically on page three or four, behind thirty of our own mirror sites.)

* Vox is a bit of an expert on wiki communities, you know

But of course he has his own new bad ideas: An innovative approach to dealing with corporate spam (though I predicted it in 2006)

This is the sort of thing that makes me think Vox is taking the piss, except he's clearly been working on this for about a year now and honestly thinks this is all a truly brilliant idea.

He's also pushing tie-ins to gab.io (a right-wing Facebook/Twitter thing, which Milo is apparently going great guns on; three-week queue for accounts) and Brave (Brendan Eich's new web browser, which is Chrome with bitcoins in; pretty sure he hasn't asked Eich, but Brave is indeed being taken up by the Dork Enlightenment to strike a blow against the evil SJW).

Yudkowsky's Arbital is better thought out than this thing. It seems to have specialised: "Arbital is the place for crowdsourced, intuitive math explanations." Which is fine, y'know, EY can write decent pop science when it's actually real science, and CC-by-sa maths explanations is better than trying to understand any of the maths articles on Wikipedia. He seems pretty into it too.

Everything on the Roadmap is ridiculous. "I think we may surprise you with our ability to develop to the roadmap without scaling up at all, because right now our only real challenge is the limitations imposed by the ridiculous tools available. We plan to replace them entirely in Phase Three."

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN. If i were to bend over backwards until i could bite my own bum, i could concoct an explanation involving parsoid, visual editor and transforming the entire database into the HTML5 representation instead of the wikitext representation. Which would be a genuine advance, if a small one. But Mediawiki as found at Wikimedia is made of horror, tears and gaffer tape (like basically all large software systems) and holds together only because the dev team are frickin' geniuses. You really are not going to reproduce it but better, carrying a couple of billion words of legacy wikitext.

I wonder what they're doing for a server config. RationalWiki is more responsive than this, and our hosting is ~$390/mo for four VMs. (I even worked out a Citizendium-level overspecified hosting config with six VMs, that would be not much more expensive.)

Their reliable sourcing policy ... if I was a bright and stupid high school student coming up with something off the top of my head, that list would be a good start for classroom discussion.

(The Wikipedia RS policy is these days an evolved defence against spammers. i've been actually looking at the various AFD queues on WP lately, and gently caress ME THERE ARE SO MANY BLATANT SPAMMERS. Most of my hobby time has been making them miserable. But I'm discovering the short reason for a lot of the Problem with Wikipedia is actually "spammers mean we can't have nice things".)

And in conclusion, Infogalactic is as brain-eatingly hilarious as Voat was, and I've been having the same reaction, with whole paragraphs of profanity-laced ranting about it self-assembling in a spontaneously forming accretion disc around a singularity of "wat".

divabot has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Oct 11, 2016

Space Poodle
Nov 11, 2007
Isn't there already a Conservapedia? I guess Schaflay's kid isn't edgelording hard enough?

Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016

Thanks, I feel like I can laugh at this on a much higher level now. Has there been an "ask me about wiki administration" thread before?

Curvature of Earth
Sep 9, 2011

Projected cost of
invading Canada:
$900

ikanreed posted:

This will work as well as voat did at removing morons from Reddit

Me: "What's voat?"


Oh dear.


Oh Lord.


:gonk:

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012
So what exactly is "Kafkatrapping"? I've seen it mentioned a few places and there's not really any good definition of what exactly it is. Even from the blog that apparently coined the phrase.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Wales Grey posted:

So what exactly is "Kafkatrapping"? I've seen it mentioned a few places and there's not really any good definition of what exactly it is. Even from the blog that apparently coined the phrase.

It means "Racism/sexism is something you have to describe yourself as for it to "count" and anyone who denies this is literally trapping me in a (((Kafka)))esque nightmare"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Space Poodle posted:

Isn't there already a Conservapedia? I guess Schaflay's kid isn't edgelording hard enough?

That's for normal far right people, it's not cool and hip and /pol/ like the discerning alt-right demand these days

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Wales Grey posted:

So what exactly is "Kafkatrapping"? I've seen it mentioned a few places and there's not really any good definition of what exactly it is. Even from the blog that apparently coined the phrase.

Imagine proposing a new rule on a group that tells them they have to act respectfully and not angrily.

The people against the rule rail hard against the rule calling it thought policing and then calling everyone that wants it fascists.

The people in favor of the rule point out that very nature of the reaction of the against group demonstrates why the rule is being proposed.

The against people scream Kafkatrap because clearly it's a rule that's designed to prevent objection to the rule when in reality they're just giant assholes that need to go gently caress off somewhere else.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Wales Grey posted:

So what exactly is "Kafkatrapping"? I've seen it mentioned a few places and there's not really any good definition of what exactly it is. Even from the blog that apparently coined the phrase.

Supposedly it's the idea that providing irrefutable evidence that you aren't a [racist/sexist/whatever] is, to ~the SJW~, somehow more evidence that you ARE that! That everything you say is interpreted as "proof" that you're a horrible racist through no fault of your own.

In reality 99% of the time it's used is because the "evidence" they presented is something like "but I have a black friend!" and everyone but them can see that it's not actually evidence in their favor at all, but since they're sure they're right anyway it must all be the mindkilled SJW's fault!

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Wales Grey posted:

So what exactly is "Kafkatrapping"? I've seen it mentioned a few places and there's not really any good definition of what exactly it is. Even from the blog that apparently coined the phrase.

Imagine you're the protagonist of Kafka's The Trial, except the accusation is extremely clear ("you're racist") and the sentence is mild ("you are no longer welcome to this social circle that you never were part of or wanted to be part of")

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

hackbunny posted:

Imagine you're the protagonist of Kafka's The Trial, except the accusation is extremely clear ("you're racist") and the sentence is mild ("you are no longer welcome to this social circle that you never were part of or wanted to be part of")

Also that you're a perfectly rational redpilled man gone their own way who has used hard inescapable logic to prove to these dumb irrational womenSJW's that you're totally not a racist so the only reason they aren't admitting you're right is because of how crazy they are.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Wales Grey posted:

So what exactly is "Kafkatrapping"? I've seen it mentioned a few places and there's not really any good definition of what exactly it is. Even from the blog that apparently coined the phrase.
As explained to me by my alt-right friend, it's when someone says "I'm not a racist" and the SJW says "AHA! Your denial proves you're guilty!"

I've literally never seen this happen anywhere, not even on Tumblr.

Also, the accusation of racism is meant to be so paralyzingly emotionally manipulative that your average blue-pill beta cuck will be unable to defend himself against it, and will meekly give in to the SJW's demands. Only red-pilled alpha ubermenschen have the ability to reject this manipulation and prove their independence of thought by posting Harambe pictures to Leslie Jones' Twitter. Which is totally not racist you guys.

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Space Poodle
Nov 11, 2007

ate all the Oreos posted:

That's for normal far right people, it's not cool and hip and /pol/ like the discerning alt-right demand these days

So you're saying that there aren't enough entries detailing "degenerate" sexual affectations in excruciating, exacting, full color detail with lots of pictures?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

pookel posted:

As explained to me by my alt-right friend, it's when someone says "I'm not a racist" and the SJW says "AHA! Your denial proves you're guilty!"

I've literally never seen this happen anywhere, not even on Tumblr.

"I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this!"

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

pookel posted:

As explained to me by my alt-right friend, it's when someone says "I'm not a racist" and the SJW says "AHA! Your denial proves you're guilty!"

I've literally never seen this happen anywhere, not even on Tumblr.

It seems like som detail must be missing in his account of this exchange. Who the hell says that someone is "guilty" of being a racist, for starters? Is this something that happened to him in real life, or is he describing something he saw on tumblr?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Space Poodle posted:

So you're saying that there aren't enough entries detailing "degenerate" sexual affectations we must all avoid in excruciating, exacting, full color detail with lots of pictures?

I mean I assume that on conservapedia the articles on anime porn would mostly be negative while on this new wiki it will be about how perfect and ideal the situations depicted by hentai are and why can't real women be meek like Rei or whatever

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
Ken White from Popehat: That Time I Accidentally Played Dungeons & Dragons With White Nationalists

as a comment that hasn't been deleted yet says, "In light of that, the whole episode with Clark seems a lot like history repeating itself."

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Jack Gladney posted:

It seems like som detail must be missing in his account of this exchange. Who the hell says that someone is "guilty" of being a racist, for starters? Is this something that happened to him in real life, or is he describing something he saw on tumblr?
It's what all SJWs are saying all the time, every time they go "uh, hey man, that thing you said is offensive" on social media, only interpreted through a special alt-right filter.

That's my best guess, anyway.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Gooooood didn't you hear me, I said I'm not racist but Hitler was okay

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
Kafkatrapping is when you're trapped in a room with a dude who keeps making really uninformed allusions to Franz Kafka, an author he's never read

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

The Vosgian Beast posted:

Kafkatrapping is when you're trapped in a room with a dude who keeps making really uninformed allusions to Franz Kafka, an author he's never read

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
What's really annoying to me is that there's already a well known literary allusion for claiming you are something proves you're not to an unfair, irrational system.

Van Kraken
Feb 13, 2012

pookel posted:

As explained to me by my alt-right friend, it's when someone says "I'm not a racist" and the SJW says "AHA! Your denial proves you're guilty!"

I've literally never seen this happen anywhere, not even on Tumblr.

This just sounds like he started one too many sentences with "I'm not a racist, but," and then completely misunderstood why he was being rebuked.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

ikanreed posted:

What's really annoying to me is that there's already a well known literary allusion for claiming you are something proves you're not to an unfair, irrational system.

poo poo, I've completely forgotten. What was it again?

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Darth Walrus posted:

poo poo, I've completely forgotten. What was it again?

Catch-22

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

I thought Catch-22 was "you are ineligible for B until you have completed A. You may not complete A until you have finished B."

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

pookel posted:

I thought Catch-22 was "you are ineligible for B until you have completed A. You may not complete A until you have finished B."
In the actual book the deal was, if you are crazy, you don't need to fly missions and risk getting yourself killed. But in order to get grounded you need to ask for it. If you're rational enough to realize you don't want to get killed flying a mission and ask to be grounded, then clearly you're not actually crazy.

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

https://twitter.com/paxdickinson/status/786024706956599296

Pax: cornered wild animal

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Killing Jews is still always leftism.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

It is not that I oppose Nazi genocide. It is that I oppose Nazi socialism, and all proposals for getting rid of Jews swiftly are based on Nazi economics, are left wing.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

It is not that I oppose Nazi genocide. It is that I oppose Nazi socialism, and all proposals for getting rid of Jews swiftly are based on Nazi economics, are left wing.

Hitler, not fascist enough for me :psyduck:

LoB, can you source this wonderful quote?

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Lottery of Babylon posted:

It is not that I oppose Nazi genocide. It is that I oppose Nazi socialism, and all proposals for getting rid of Jews swiftly are based on Nazi economics, are left wing.

Obviously we should let the free market decide what to do with the Jews, no more centralized final solution, let the invisible hand point the way to the gas chambers!

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