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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Future Historian: "oh my god what is that man doing to his anus."
Me, decades prior: "owned"

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A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
I kinda want to troll the future and make a voynich manuscript now.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Pleasing Shape posted:

"In the event of a water landing Governor Christie's gunt can be used as a floatation device."
I'd rather drown, tyvm

Eschers Basement
Sep 13, 2007

by exmarx

A Winner is Jew posted:

How many PhD's will there be on the term arzy do you think?

Per year.

Just one, but it gets re-researched every loving year.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

A Winner is Jew posted:

I kinda want to troll the future and make a voynich manuscript now.

what the gently caress do you think cspam is

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




boner confessor posted:

what the gently caress do you think cspam is

A living hell?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

boner confessor posted:

what the gently caress do you think fyad is

Fixed that

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


wow hillary again had the really obvious questions in advance? how DOES she do it?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Groovelord Neato posted:

wow hillary again had the really obvious questions in advance? how DOES she do it?

Devil worship. Didnt you pay any attention last night?

Dirt
May 26, 2003

The is President making fun of Alex Jones now
https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/785980116530638848


This election is weird

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

Inferior Third Season posted:

Umm... these are State Department emails released through FOIA, and reported on by ABCNews. It's not just some poo poo Alex Jones made up.

I just want to know if it's gaining traction.

Sounds really similar to the poo poo that's been tossed about before about her giving preferential treatment to people she met abroad.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Yeah, the big problem with preserving anything from this site has to be waffle images, you know, the dark time before imgur. I looked up the original slender man thread the other day just for shits and it's woefully terrible with 99% of the images gone.

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot

Dirt posted:

The is President making fun of Alex Jones now
https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/785980116530638848


This election is weird

The President of the United States is discussing the ravings of Alex Jones. :stare:

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Dirt posted:

The is President making fun of Alex Jones now
https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/785980116530638848


This election is weird

If I could do it all over again, I'd... vote for this man twice again, I guess.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Built 4 Cuban Linux posted:

Gallup approval rating for Obama just hit the highest point of his second term (+13)

Approve 55%
Disapprove 42%

I call this the "I don't look so bad now, do I?" factor.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Dirt posted:

The is President making fun of Alex Jones now
https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/785980116530638848


This election is weird

You guys seriously need to keep this man around just for his ability to speak to crowds.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Dirt posted:

The is President making fun of Alex Jones now
https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/785980116530638848


This election is weird

I hope Obama trolls right-wingers full time after he's out of office. :allears:

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
My nephew doing a paper in 10 years: "Uncle FirstGear, did you really call people faggots for not liking the same video games as you?"

Me: *tugs collar nervously, glances side-to-side*

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Dirt posted:

The is President making fun of Alex Jones now
https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/785980116530638848


This election is weird

I bet Alex's bulging veins look like boa constrictors right now

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Neo_Crimson posted:

I hope Obama trolls right-wingers full time after he's out of office. :allears:

I want a book of all his first draft responses to republicans to be released.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
The CFPB's structure has been ruled unconstitutional.. This paves the way for a hypothetical President Trump to remove Director Richard Cordray without cause on Day One.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Dirt posted:

The is President making fun of Alex Jones now
https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/785980116530638848


This election is weird

brilliant

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

Inferior Third Season posted:

Is this going to be a thing?

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fobs-hillarys-state-dept-gave-special-attention-friends/story?id=42615379

I feel like it has all of the ingredients for the Republicans and alt-right to rally around.

I really don't have it in me for even more of this poo poo. This election needs to end.

Also

S T I L L N O T T R U M P

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Dirt posted:

The is President making fun of Alex Jones now
https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/785980116530638848


This election is weird

Four more years :(

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Neo_Crimson posted:

I hope Obama trolls right-wingers full time after he's out of office. :allears:

What better way to do this than President Clinton appointing him to the Supreme Court? Oh it would be glorious.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Neo_Crimson posted:

I hope Obama trolls right-wingers full time after he's out of office. :allears:

Obama for Supreme Court would be the ultimate Troll.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

lozzle posted:

The President of the United States is discussing the ravings of Alex Jones. :stare:
A lot of people who are Republican out of habit/family tradition/not being insane (perhaps just your garden-variety rear end in a top hat) don't know who Alex Jones is or how hosed up the RWM bubble is. And probably 95% of Democrats don't know either, this forum is a real outlier in knowing the crazy.

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot

ComradeCosmobot posted:

The CFPB's structure has been ruled unconstitutional.. This paves the way for a hypothetical President Trump to remove Director Richard Cordray without cause on Day One.

This is some bullshit.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Neo_Crimson posted:

I hope Obama trolls right-wingers full time after he's out of office. :allears:

Here's to hoping that President Hillary Clinton's first staff appointment is Barack Obama as press secretary.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


2spooky4me posted:

Four more years :(

There's only one way. We must send Obama's consciousness eight years into the past, so that he can redo his presidency with the appropriate contempt for conservatives.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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One of those "Grand Wizards" I've heard so much about

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

ComradeCosmobot posted:

The CFPB's structure has been ruled unconstitutional.. This paves the way for a hypothetical President Trump to remove Director Richard Cordray without cause on Day One.

I mean, on the one hand I'm even more glad trump won't win because that'd be bad, but on the other hand they're right.

Rampant Dwickery
Nov 12, 2011

Comfy and cozy.
Obama missed his calling. He should have gone into stand-up comedy.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

PT6A posted:

What better way to do this than President Clinton appointing him to the Supreme Court? Oh it would be glorious.

His wife would probably kill him, she hates living in Washington DC from all reports

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

U-DO Burger posted:

"Grandpa, how did Doobie's Dogs become a national chain?"

*smug smile* "My child, the Library of Congress has the answers you seek"

when young hunters reach the age of maturity, thirteen short-summers, in the time of ash, they make their pilgrimage

they journey to the mountain called Pony at the edge of the devastation

there, on the slopes of the charred mountain, sits a temple, built by the ancients to preserve their knowledge. within, the eunuch monks walk in silence along halls still kept cool by ancient wizardry

the young men enter into the inner sanctum where the oracle rests, enormous and obese, fed by the meat-tithes of the thousand tribes, and asks his question. whatever question he desires. this is the one time in his life when idle curiosity is not just permitted but rewarded, before the long red struggle of life in the ashlands begins

the oracle ponders, corpulent and grotesque, for long moments. the young man sits rapt, watching. never in his life has he seen fat on a living human being, only in pictures of the before

at last the oracle stirs. from beneath his couch he pulls a precious treasure, a sheet of paper, made from trees now long extinct. the hunter takes it. reads it. and there his answer sits, in black and white.

"nice meltdown"

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rampant Dwickery posted:

Obama missed his calling. He should have gone into stand-up comedy.

Hey, there's still time. And he can skip all of the lovely parts like not making any money and working clubs with terrible audiences and go straight to selling out stadiums like Kevin Hart.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

withak posted:

Here's to hoping that President Hillary Clinton's first staff appointment is Barack Obama as press secretary.

Michelle would murder Hillary.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

rscott posted:

His wife would probably kill him, she hates living in Washington DC from all reports

She should be given a job in the white house press pool.

Not as a reporter, but as the person who calls out dumb loving reporters for asking dumb loving questions.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Jazerus posted:

There's only one way. We must send Obama's consciousness eight years into the past, so that he can redo his presidency with the appropriate contempt for conservatives.

Naw. We might of wanted it but I think history is going to be very kind to President Obama clinging to some decency and proper governance while everything crumbled around him.

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OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
This is interesting.

In a conventional election (lol, what are those?), the senate would be in play and the house...well, the GOP majority might get dinged slightly.
With a Hillary +9 polling level, the senate should be edging D and the House may actually be in striking range outside of jokes...but still unlikely.


That's a "normal" election.

With Trump going completely off the rails and screaming about GOP traitors in his haterallies the downballot effects are going to potentially be huge. Consider that most districts are gerrymandered to 5-8% GOP. Now take a +5-6 Clinton effect.
Now on top of that say maybe 1/10th of the GOP vote skips the downballot in protest. That's still 5% of the vote the candidate is losing.

It's still a bit early to see how the Trumpster fire pans out, but this has the ability to electorally annihilate the GOP in a way HRC could never dream of doing alone.

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