Colin Kaepernick joins the nWo

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Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

old person has trouble with racial issues and the flag you say?

# ? Oct 11, 2016 17:24

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# ? May 31, 2024 07:30

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/785896153976012800

this is gonna fire up again

# ? Oct 11, 2016 18:35

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

No Butt Stuff posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/785896153976012800

this is gonna fire up again

oh hell yes :munch:

# ? Oct 11, 2016 18:39

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kaep is good and probably a top five QB easily. He'll bring the Niners to the playoffs

# ? Oct 11, 2016 18:43

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

No Butt Stuff posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/785896153976012800

this is gonna fire up again

should do it right in rex's face

# ? Oct 11, 2016 18:53

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Reddit made something...good?

Niners are still going to lose out the season, but at least it might be entertaining now.

Edit: (from giphy)

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Oct 11, 2016

# ? Oct 11, 2016 18:54

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

7hit7storm

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:08

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

7hit7storm

7hi777orm

C'mon man. Consistency is key.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:12

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

gently caress

Perhaps losing 20lbs of muscle will make his balls catchable.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:13

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Now he'll be kneeling at the beginning of games and at the end

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:19

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Madcosby posted:

Now he'll be kneeling at the beginning of games and at the end

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:20

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Madcosby posted:

Now he'll be kneeling at the beginning of games and at the end

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:27

Voodoo: Jun 3, 2003; m2sbr what

I've been kneeling for the anthem in my living room for weeks preparing for this moment.

If the football gods are just we will get SF vs GB in the playoffs this year.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 21:30

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Voodoo posted:

I've been kneeling for the anthem in my living room for weeks preparing for this moment.

If the football gods are just we will get SF vs GB in the playoffs this year.

Gotta cross post

Spoeank posted:

It's the NFC Wild Card Game. On the heels of Kaepernick leading them to an 11-0 finish, they take on Green Bay in Lambeau. They are down by 3 with 10 seconds left.

He breaks off a long run. "Not again" the fans say. "Not again!"

He's running, the 50, the 45, the 40.

He reaches the 20, the 10, the 5.

A wry smile crosses Dom Capers' face. He presses a button.

The star spangled banner plays. Kaepernick takes a knee at the one. Time expires. Packers win.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 21:50

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I hope Kaep comes back Steve-Young-Good and wrecks the league. It would be infinitely more satisfying than the Cam Newton shenanigans from last season. And more just.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 05:00

MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Coldforge posted:

Reddit made something...good?

Niners are still going to lose out the season, but at least it might be entertaining now.

Edit: (from giphy)

Oh man...I would pay for an upgrade or avatar if someone could put this in avatar size for me. Unless of course someone else has dibs.

Edit: I meant the gif.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 05:02

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

I hope the 49ers lose sunday

# ? Oct 12, 2016 06:38

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

I'm worried that the Bills crowd may be an "x-factor" in the game and I have no clue how they are going to react.

All I'm going to say is that this might be a good game to skip if you are a 49ers fan who likes to travel with your team.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 08:59

Dutchy: Jul 8, 2010

Jonathan Fisk posted:

I hope the 49ers lose sunday

well i hope they win

# ? Oct 12, 2016 13:32

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

i hope they win because it's hilarious to me when people get mad for stupid reasons

# ? Oct 12, 2016 13:43

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

TBeats posted:

i hope they win because it's hilarious to me when people get mad for stupid reasons

Same, also in vaguely related and really funny news:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/786237144775917568

# ? Oct 12, 2016 17:47

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kalli posted:

Same, also in vaguely related and really funny news:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/786237144775917568

Disliking that song should be grounds for automatic dismissal from any department.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 17:51

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

quote:

Floyd Mayweather Jr. posted:

I�m here to say all lives matter. A lot of times we get stuck, and we are followers. You hear one person say, �Black lives matter� or �blue lives matter�� all lives matter. What I learned from boxing � what everyone can take in real life � is follow directions and follow order. Don�t give nobody a hard time. When someone break in your house, when someone break in your car, the first thing you do is call the police. With me being a fighter, and my hands being registered, if I hit a guy for breaking in my house or break in my car, it�s going to cost me more money. So I have to work smarter not harder. I�m gonna call the cops. It�s not right what�s going on within this world on both sides. I think we need to communicate better, we need follow direction. It�s rules and regulations to everything.

Kaepernick need to get the starting job. That�s what he needs to focus on. I can�t knock him. If that�s what he believes in and people want to stand by him, then so be it. He got the number one selling jersey so it�s obvious he doing something right.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 21:26

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

what the gently caress

# ? Oct 12, 2016 21:28

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

What am I reading here?

# ? Oct 12, 2016 21:51

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

The words of someone who's taken a lot of blows to the head.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 21:52

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The words of someone who's taken a lot of blows to the head.

Are you sure? He was doing a lot of running around his last couple of fights.

:downsrim:

# ? Oct 12, 2016 21:54

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

What's he going to do, dance around the robber for 36 minutes till he dies of boredom? The only robbers Floyd could knock out are the Bling Ring, and even then only if he takes them one at a time.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 21:55

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

I think the cops showing up to your multi-million dollar 16 bedroom house because your Patek Philippe got jacked from your Bugatti is a little different than a dude getting choked out on the sidewalk for selling smokes, Floyd.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 21:59

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

that's interesting floyd, what I've learned from boxing is that corruption is rampant

i'd say that applies far more

# ? Oct 12, 2016 22:02

Dutchy: Jul 8, 2010

The all lives matter stuff is generally terrible but that retarded quote is so purely, hilariously Floyd Mayweather that I can't even get vaguely annoyed

# ? Oct 12, 2016 22:07

whos that broooown: Dec 10, 2009; 2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

All lives matter (except the women i beat)

# ? Oct 12, 2016 22:41

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Surprise! White America hates National Anthem protests.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 22:54

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

I guess I am not a white American.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 23:07

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chilichimp posted:

I guess I am not a white American.

You must be one of those filthy red monkeys from Isle of St. Patrick then. Well gently caress off back to your rock in the ocean and stop stealing jobs from decent white Americans, you sister-buggering frogbelly.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 00:06

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

http://www.vox.com/identities/2016/10/12/13255936/ben-jerrys-black-lives-matter-boycott

:suicide:

# ? Oct 13, 2016 08:55

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

has anyone brought up this facts: the Police are gamergate. Thank you

# ? Oct 13, 2016 09:16

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Holy poo poo guys its obvious whats causing the decline in ratings, all those "fans" that said they were going to boycott the NFL over Kaepernick actually did it :downs:

# ? Oct 13, 2016 10:22

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

CyberPingu posted:

http://www.vox.com/identities/2016/10/12/13255936/ben-jerrys-black-lives-matter-boycott

loving manchildren. But also makes sense why my dad and his wife were made sure we weren't eating Ben and Jerry's this weekend.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 15:13

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Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Neil Armbong posted:

loving manchildren. But also makes sense why my dad and his wife were made sure we weren't eating Ben and Jerry's this weekend.

I haven't had a Cherry Garcia in like 5 years. Guess I better go buy a pint because gently caress AWESOME FOOD BOYCOTTS.

I ate so much Chik-fil-a like 3 years ago, dude.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 15:16

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