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This is a pamphlet for chimney sweeping.
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York_M_Chan posted:This is a pamphlet for chimney sweeping. I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster. Yeah!
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DizzyBum posted:I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster. Yeah! Then to decide it, I propose a race around the world. Meet me at Leicester Square at noon tomorrow. The Queen herself shall drop the checkered flag.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Then to decide it, I propose a race around the world. Meet me at Leicester Square at noon tomorrow. The Queen herself shall drop the checkered flag. 
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Oct 12, 2016 16:42
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IMJack posted:
That'll learn him to bust my tomater.
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Oct 13, 2016 01:00
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Burn that seat.
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Oct 13, 2016 02:06
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I'm Buckets, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see... HARDCORE NUDITY 
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Oct 13, 2016 02:55
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Buckets posted:I'm Buckets, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see... You know, this thread turned into a hardcore sex thread so gradually, I didn't even notice.
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Oct 13, 2016 18:28
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My cataracts are gone! I can see! Nature in all her... ... I'm blind. Ah well, easy come, easy go. 
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Oct 13, 2016 21:28
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Buckets posted:I'm Buckets, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see... I'm Mr. Buttons. Blah, blah, blah. Do this, quote that, blah, blah, blah. I think I'm so big. Blah, blah, BLAH!
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Oct 13, 2016 23:00
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I call the big one Bitey 
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Oct 14, 2016 08:46
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Buckets posted:I'm Buckets, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see... Buckets, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?
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Oct 14, 2016 16:52
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Roark posted:Buckets, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac? Don't mind if I do! 
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Oct 14, 2016 17:19
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What's this? A personal stereo. Were you going to listen to rock music in sunday school?
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Oct 14, 2016 17:50
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MrSlam posted:What's this? A personal stereo. Were you going to listen to rock music in sunday school? And now, please rise for our opening hymn, In The Garden Of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly.
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Oct 14, 2016 18:08
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:And now, please rise for our opening hymn, In The Garden Of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly.  ]
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Oct 14, 2016 18:21
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This sounds like Rock and/or Roll... 
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Oct 14, 2016 18:56
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Root Bear posted:This sounds like Rock and/or Roll... That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the groove.
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Oct 14, 2016 19:03
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 gently caress you, Matthew!
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Oct 14, 2016 23:16
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Mister Kingdom posted:
 hmm... I don't remember the thread being there...
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Oct 14, 2016 23:58
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Mister Kingdom posted:
Mister Kingdom, I'm sorry to bother you at this hour, but I threw a man out of my house today. I feel like I violated Matthew 19:19.
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Oct 15, 2016 03:04
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TMMadman posted:That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the groove. 
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Antitonic posted:Mister Kingdom, I'm sorry to bother you at this hour, but I threw a man out of my house today. I feel like I violated Matthew 19:19. I've been slowly showing my girlfriend a curated pick of old Simpsons and so far Dead Putting Society and Bart Ruins Thanksgiving are her favorites. "This is better than Family Guy, because they learn something." Oh, yes, yes, Matthew 19:19...of course.
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Deviant posted:I've been slowly showing my girlfriend a curated pick of old Simpsons and so far Dead Putting Society and Bart Ruins Thanksgiving are her favorites. "This is better than Family Guy, because they learn something." And you remember.....Matthew.....21:17.
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Oct 16, 2016 04:58
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Deviant posted:I've been slowly showing my girlfriend a curated pick of old Simpsons and so far Dead Putting Society and Bart Ruins Thanksgiving are her favorites. "This is better than Family Guy, because they learn something." It seems like every week something odd happens to the Simpsons. My advice is to ride it out, make an occasional smart-aleck quip, and by next week we'll be back to where we started from, ready for another wacky adventure!
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Oct 16, 2016 05:03
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It seems like every week something odd happens to the Simpsons. My advice is to ride it out, make an occasional smart-aleck quip, and by next week we'll be back to where we started from, ready for another wacky adventure! Everything really wrapped up nicely. (checks watch) Hmm, much quicker than usual.
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Oct 16, 2016 07:14
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IMJack posted:Everything really wrapped up nicely. (checks watch) Hmm, much quicker than usual. ♪ Who needs the quote thread... ♪ 
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Oct 16, 2016 08:21
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Root Bear posted:♪ Who needs the quote thread... ♪ It was an unusually warm February, so the distraught Indian shopkeeper sat on the roof without gloves.
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Oct 16, 2016 09:05
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Root Bear posted:♪ Who needs the quote thread... ♪ Hey, Root Bear's not happy at all... He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that! 
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Class3KillStorm posted:Hey, Root Bear's not happy at all... He lied to us through song! 
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Deviant posted:I've been slowly showing my girlfriend a curated pick of old Simpsons and so far Dead Putting Society and Bart Ruins Thanksgiving are her favorites. "This is better than Family Guy, because they learn something." They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Deviant's girlfriend. They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that.
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Deviant posted:I've been slowly showing my girlfriend a curated pick of old Simpsons and so far Dead Putting Society and Bart Ruins Thanksgiving are her favorites. "This is better than Family Guy, because they learn something." Do over Ham posted:They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Deviant's girlfriend. They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that. Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic. 
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Oct 17, 2016 05:12
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Antitonic posted:Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic. 
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Oct 17, 2016 05:35
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Antitonic posted:Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic. 
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It's not unusual for me to say, "He'll kill you five times before you hit the ground," but I don't think anyone ever gets the reference.
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