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Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

This was my favorite episode of LOST

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I know we get a lot of furry posts here, but this one...

:nms: https://i.imgur.com/cu0WZZXh.jpg

How broken do you need to be to find this sexy? Like you're so loving jaded on every kind of porn you need to just invent your own just to get a twitch out of the old johnson.


Oh hey its this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y-7CdCgeqU

His voice finally changed, and his really bad lisp seems to be less pronounced. He's still a pear with legs and long hair does not do him any favors.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


twistedmentat posted:

How broken do you need to be to find this sexy? Like you're so loving jaded on every kind of porn you need to just invent your own just to get a twitch out of the old johnson.


https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=yZWbRzjnCZA

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

twistedmentat posted:

How broken do you need to be to find this sexy? Like you're so loving jaded on every kind of porn you need to just invent your own just to get a twitch out of the old johnson.


Oh hey its this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y-7CdCgeqU

His voice finally changed, and his really bad lisp seems to be less pronounced. He's still a pear with legs and long hair does not do him any favors.

So pretty much all he's got there is some potato sack fabric strung up? That's his 'cave' where he cuts things? It sounds like there's a freeway on the other side of the camera.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

TotalLossBrain posted:

So pretty much all he's got there is some potato sack fabric strung up? That's his 'cave' where he cuts things? It sounds like there's a freeway on the other side of the camera.

These guys always seem to live in lovely small towns, so I'm sure that bit of forest is a buffer between what ever Levittetown houses and the interstate.

You know, it probably makes sense so many weirdo nerds come from small towns. There's poo poo all to do, and any exposure to the wider world is though media, and its probably not hard for your fantasy life to begin to effect your real life. Though that doesn't explain the ones that clearly live in good homes.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

twistedmentat posted:

These guys always seem to live in lovely small towns, so I'm sure that bit of forest is a buffer between what ever Levittetown houses and the interstate.

You know, it probably makes sense so many weirdo nerds come from small towns. There's poo poo all to do, and any exposure to the wider world is though media, and its probably not hard for your fantasy life to begin to effect your real life. Though that doesn't explain the ones that clearly live in good homes.

There are no weirdo goony as gently caress nerds that live in a large city.

E: love your AV

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.


Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Are you saying he's wrong?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Proper vagina bones.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Kimmy sure knows her way around a deer antler confederate flag.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
Just stumbled across this again. Awkwardness in court recreated with Rick and Morty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0

The original transcript https://imgur.com/a/skffp (thanks random youtube post)


Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXB988kF3hI Uncensored version that someone recorded live.

Knee has a new favorite as of 05:48 on Oct 12, 2016

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

twistedmentat posted:




Oh hey its this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y-7CdCgeqU

His voice finally changed, and his really bad lisp seems to be less pronounced. He's still a pear with legs and long hair does not do him any favors.

If I'm not mistaken that's the dude that cut water bottles with a sword in god knows how many YouTube videos. He also made up his own accent which is pretty funny by itself, I think that may be the lisp you were hearing.

nael
Sep 10, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

Kimmy sure knows her way around a deer antler confederate flag.

The deer is actually the Browning logo, because that dude's cover image wouldn't be complete without gun stuff.

nael has a new favorite as of 07:13 on Oct 12, 2016

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

nael posted:

The deer is actually the Browning logo, because that dude's cover image wouldn't be complete without gun stuff.

I thought it looked familiar but couldn't place it.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
I can appreciate a nice plump pussy to grab as well

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Bum the Sad posted:

I can appreciate a nice plump pussy to grab as well

same

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



wanna grab dat pussy

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

I can't really make fun of people like this for some reason. For however awkward they are, and how much poo poo they are getting on every video they post, they continue to put themselves out there. And I really respect that. They have more courage than I do putting a video of themselves cutting water bottles in the forest than I do putting my voice over videogame footage.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Goons, what's the deal with this grab the pussy bullshit. I am an ausgoon who doesn't know poo poo

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Jestery posted:

Goons, what's the deal with this grab the pussy bullshit. I am an ausgoon who doesn't know poo poo

Donald Trump said it. google

cnut
May 3, 2016

Mods, please change my name to fatter pussy yummy.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Field Mousepad posted:

If I'm not mistaken that's the dude that cut water bottles with a sword in god knows how many YouTube videos. He also made up his own accent which is pretty funny by itself, I think that may be the lisp you were hearing.

Wait, that's a conscious choice? Did he wake up one day and say "I want to sound like i have a dick in my mouth all the time" and started talking like that? That's like the 20th most AUG thing I've ever heard.

My favorite of his water bottle killing videos is where he just shivs a big one. Yea you're really showing your skills there buddy.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
His video about defending against home intruders, which he refers to as burglars and pronounces "buggalahs" over and over, is my favorite.

E:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkCLpMtjlM

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



A lisp isn't just "a speech impediment", it's pronouncing "s" as "th"


:spergin:

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Knee posted:

Just stumbled across this again. Awkwardness in court recreated with Rick and Morty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0

The original transcript https://imgur.com/a/skffp (thanks random youtube post)


Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXB988kF3hI Uncensored version that someone recorded live.

Still censored, but it got the full animated treatment recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTWdP5DMdsM

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

Data Graham posted:

A lisp isn't just "a speech impediment", it's pronouncing "s" as "th"


:spergin:

What's it called when you pronounce R as W?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



^^ Haha, the Futurama cameos in the audience are ace.



diarmuidqq posted:

What's it called when you pronounce R as W?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhotacism_(speech_impediment)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

diarmuidqq posted:

What's it called when you pronounce R as W?

Demonic possession.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Data Graham posted:

^^ Haha, the Futurama cameos in the audience are ace.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhotacism_(speech_impediment)

And when you do both its called Dutch.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pastry of the Year posted:

Demonic possession.



Ah yes, the ever-popular "both R and L are turned into W's" :eng99:

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Solice Kirsk posted:

And when you do both its called Dutch.

I thought it was called Jonathan Ross.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Pastry of the Year posted:

Demonic possession.



Is that loving Donald Duck

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

goose willis posted:

Is that loving Donald Duck

I think it's his distant cousin, Howard the

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Data Graham posted:

Ah yes, the ever-popular "both R and L are turned into W's" :eng99:

The Bawbawa Wawtews effect

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ularg posted:

I can't really make fun of people like this for some reason. For however awkward they are, and how much poo poo they are getting on every video they post, they continue to put themselves out there. And I really respect that. They have more courage than I do putting a video of themselves cutting water bottles in the forest than I do putting my voice over videogame footage.

Seriously? Maybe I'm missing the joke

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Scratch Monkey posted:

His video about defending against home intruders, which he refers to as burglars and pronounces "buggalahs" over and over, is my favorite.

E:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkCLpMtjlM

Somehow I feel hacking an intruder with a sword would get you in a lot of trouble. That's really creepy in how much he's thought about hacking up people who break in to steal all his pokemon cards.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

I'm kind of surprised some 4chan knucklehead hasn't filmed himself breaking into that guy's house, just for the keks or whatever.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

twistedmentat posted:

Somehow I feel hacking an intruder with a sword would get you in a lot of trouble. That's really creepy in how much he's thought about hacking up people who break in to steal all his pokemon cards.

I'd just shoot an intruder in the face with the Trump Gun.

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

Demonic possession.



Why not deviw and exowcised?

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

om nom nom posted:

Why not deviw and exowcised?

If it could be mispronounced and isn't, it's the R͉̟͑ͨ̄e̗̫̼̳͐ͯ̆ä̭l͖̠͕̓̔̚ ͖͔͚̰͚̙̔ͤͣ͐̈̔v̐͋̋̊̚o̲̯̹̖͔̻ǐ̹̭̯̣̮̙͗ͣ̂̓̒c̣͍̭̙̪̽ͣ̓ͧ͂͊ḛ̼

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