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chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
Imma gonna get me a dickswitch

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Kids are just awful and breeding is irresponsible. More pictures, fewer bad opinions.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

JoelJoel posted:

Kids are just awful and breeding is irresponsible. More pictures, fewer bad opinions.



That's why you never buy the floor model.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

JoelJoel posted:

Kids are just awful and breeding is irresponsible. More pictures, fewer bad opinions.



This was posted on Reddit, and in the comments some dude said it was his house and asked how the person who posted the image got it. His girlfriend responded by giving him a hint that it was someone who lives with him and drives an Audi a4.

My point is Audi drivers are obnoxious as gently caress.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

This was posted on Reddit, and in the comments some dude said it was his house and asked how the person who posted the image got it. His girlfriend responded by giving him a hint that it was someone who lives with him and drives an Audi a4.

My point is, Audi drivers are obnoxious as gently caress.

Sorry you've got a Hyundai budget

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Oh hey Bill

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

My point is Audi drivers are obnoxious as gently caress.

I once saw an Audi driver use his indicators.
True story.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

chickie nugs for brekkie posted:

Imma gonna get me a dickswitch



NWS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaJCnMJvV60 NWS

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

mind the walrus posted:

Adopted kids are still kids and carry on a lineage unless you subscribe to some weird pseudo-medieval Game of Thrones logic where "no blood = not legitimate."

See also:

Even in GoT/ Medieval world: bastard children aren't legitimate even with blood (you can legitimize them, of course but it isn't granted by default).Also adoption was still totally a thing and that granted legitimacy for legal purposes.

I mean, a bastard could still leverage that blood to legitimize a claim to throne, but to be perfectly honest all legitimate claims of conquering kings are a case of retroactively justifying it to varying degrees of absurdity.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Stoatbringer posted:

I once saw an Audi driver use his indicators.
True story.

Not that unusual, they usually use their left indicators when already in the left lane to tell the car in front of them to get out of their loving way.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Stoatbringer posted:

I once saw an Audi driver use his indicators.
True story.

I call bullshit.

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino
Even weirder I saw an Audi in broad daylight without its highbeams up today. I had just figured they came from the dealership set to "CIA interrogation brightness"

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

chickie nugs for brekkie posted:

Imma gonna get me a dickswitch



...what's the mysterious little tab that pops out the back of it after they click the switch? :ohdear:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dewgy posted:

...what's the mysterious little tab that pops out the back of it after they click the switch? :ohdear:

That's the "High Pressure" switch.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

NonzeroCircle posted:

Even weirder I saw an Audi in broad daylight without its highbeams up today. I had just figured they came from the dealership set to "CIA interrogation brightness"

A lot of cars are using daytime running lights these days. Those are just Audi's Super Daytime Running Lights!

theSpokeyDokey
Jul 19, 2005

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


spog posted:

I call bullshit.

I once saw a BMW owner be nice to a waiter unironically. It was magical.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Dewgy posted:

...what's the mysterious little tab that pops out the back of it after they click the switch? :ohdear:

Another round being chambered.

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

My first thought.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

I am the 47 million views on that video.

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

PCOS Bill posted:

That's why you never buy the floor model.

Ha!

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

JoelJoel posted:

Kids are just awful and breeding is irresponsible. More pictures, fewer bad opinions.


Oh, McMansions. I'm sad but I'm laughing. Like Alanis Morrissette.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

That's actually also how you deflate a real penis. You just pinch down hard on that ball sack and droop goes the woody.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Karate Bastard posted:

That's actually also how you deflate a real penis. You just pinch down hard on that ball sack and droop goes the woody.

Sick username/post combo.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

trickybiscuits posted:

Oh, McMansions. I'm sad but I'm laughing. Like Alanis Morrissette.

That just looks like a normal house, buddy.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

PCOS Bill posted:

That just looks like a normal house, buddy.

I'm sorry for your house.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Subjunctive posted:

I'm sorry for your house.

I'm sorry for your corner of your mom's basement.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 08:09 on Oct 13, 2016

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

PCOS Bill posted:

That just looks like a normal house, buddy.

That is a terrible place to put a door

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Goodbody posted:

That is a terrible place to put a door

The front door or the broom closet?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



OH MY GOD YOU POSTED A FAR SIDE YOU HORRIBLE PERSON
:goonsay:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

PCOS Bill posted:

The front door or the broom closet?

the broom closet. The door swings out in front of the fireplace. At least they can open the door all the way now that it won't hit the mantle anymore

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

PCOS Bill posted:

That just looks like a normal house, buddy.
A stone fireplace with a non-stone mantel screwed into the wall with a few brackets is pretty McMansion-y.

Guy Goodbody posted:

That is a terrible place to put a door
Also, weird questionable design is pretty McMansion-y.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

trickybiscuits posted:

A stone fireplace with a non-stone mantel screwed into the wall with a few brackets is pretty McMansion-y.

Also, weird questionable design is pretty McMansion-y.

You haven't seen some of the "normal houses" built in the last 30 years that I have then, buddy.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



PCOS Bill posted:

You haven't seen some of the "normal houses" built in the last 30 years that I have then, buddy.

just because its common doesnt mean its not poo poo

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I don't think that's what he's saying :confused:

Waverhouse
Jun 8, 2009

A highly sophisticated simpleton.


Hey man. That's not cool.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

trickybiscuits posted:

A stone fireplace with a non-stone mantel screwed into the wall with a few brackets is pretty McMansion-y.

Also, weird questionable design is pretty McMansion-y.

I'm the missing hearth extension.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Get the additional insurance. That way no matter the damage done to the butt you're off the hook.

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