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My Lovely Horse posted:I can't stop watching this. It's like someone built a machine that accelerates natural selection. PCOS Bill posted:They did, it's called a motorcycle.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is that the same guy that would rub the "water" out of the cyst at the top of his rear end and smear it on his bed frame every morning and there were obvious stains on the headboard from where he did that? Wtf man
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is that the same guy that would rub the "water" out of the cyst at the top of his rear end and smear it on his bed frame every morning and there were obvious stains on the headboard from where he did that? WE ARE DONE HERE
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Subjunctive posted:WE ARE DONE HERE no keep going
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:does anyone have the story of the guy who drained his rear end cyst with a shop-vac i believe it was a taint boil and it was from the same bachelor thread that gave us the cumvase i hope this aids you in your search
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is that the same guy that would rub the "water" out of the cyst at the top of his rear end and smear it on his bed frame every morning and there were obvious stains on the headboard from where he did that?
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i believe it was a taint boil and it was from the same bachelor thread that gave us the cumvase The butt cyst guy was one of the bachelor threads as well. Sometimes I think the only good thing that came from the bachelor threads was the duct taping of bags of wine in the shower to have a classy shower wine instead of a lowly shower beer.
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Solice Kirsk posted:The butt cyst guy was one of the bachelor threads as well. Sometimes I think the only good thing that came from the bachelor threads was the duct taping of bags of wine in the shower to have a classy shower wine instead of a lowly shower beer. That/those threads were so drat long I lost interest
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Oct 13, 2016 02:06
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Probably for the best. The deeper into the thread you went the less light could reach you, until finally you found yourself chuckling at the thought of a sock so encrusted with cum that it grew mushrooms and the inky darkness smothered you like a mother's womb.
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Oct 13, 2016 02:15
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Solice Kirsk posted:Probably for the best. The deeper into the thread you went the less light could reach you, until finally you found yourself chuckling at the thought of a sock so encrusted with cum that it grew mushrooms and the inky darkness smothered you like a mother's womb. so humans can reproduce asexually!
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Oct 13, 2016 02:36
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i believe it was a taint boil and it was from the same bachelor thread that gave us the cumvase Pretty sure cumvase and taint boil were in separate iterations of the PYF Bachelor poo poo threads, and were the end of their respective threads.
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Oct 13, 2016 02:41
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is that the same guy that would rub the "water" out of the cyst at the top of his rear end and smear it on his bed frame every morning and there were obvious stains on the headboard from where he did that? If it helps lessen the mental picture I thought it simply was a guy who'd wipe his jizz down the side of the mattress every night, and when he moved his bed it was getting eaten away by mold?
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alpaca diseases posted:If it helps lessen the mental picture I thought it simply was a guy who'd wipe his jizz down the side of the mattress every night, and when he moved his bed it was getting eaten away by mold? Oh no, that's a different goon.
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Oct 13, 2016 03:36
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From the China thread in GBSKrinkle posted:What? Nipples don't really get a lot of sunlight so I don't think the class signifiers of whether you get vitamin D or not from manual labor apply to goddamn nipples. Christ.
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alpaca diseases posted:If it helps lessen the mental picture I thought it simply was a guy who'd wipe his jizz down the side of the mattress every night, and when he moved his bed it was getting eaten away by mold? But when he washed the sheets... Yeah he never washed the sheets fake edit: Yeah he never had sheets.
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Solice Kirsk posted:a sock so encrusted with cum that it grew mushrooms Well that explains the term "mushroom head"
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It got dismantled.
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Context -discussing a twitter account dedicated to the memes created by an AI programme. Mogomra posted:I was recently told about @ShitpostBot5000. Afriscipio posted:Do androids dream electric memes?
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Solice Kirsk posted:The butt cyst guy was one of the bachelor threads as well. Sometimes I think the only good thing that came from the bachelor threads was the duct taping of bags of wine in the shower to have a classy shower wine instead of a lowly shower beer. wait, do you fill your glass in the shower, or do you tape the bag way up high and drink directly from the spigot, or do you poke a hole in the top and stick in some plastic tubing to use as a straw, or what I *must* know
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Oct 13, 2016 15:08
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You shower with the wine, obviously.
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Oct 13, 2016 16:32
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loquacius posted:wait, do you fill your glass in the shower, or do you tape the bag way up high and drink directly from the spigot, or do you poke a hole in the top and stick in some plastic tubing to use as a straw, or what All of these are valid but I prefer the straw, like a big adult Capri Sun
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Oct 13, 2016 16:35
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Overhead like a giant hamster bottle
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Migishu posted:if i looking for cyber
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loquacius posted:wait, do you fill your glass in the shower, or do you tape the bag way up high and drink directly from the spigot, or do you poke a hole in the top and stick in some plastic tubing to use as a straw, or what For some reason I remember this, and his intent was just to suckle from the spigot. Kill me
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I always thought a nice wine glass sitting on the soap dish would add a touch of class to a shower. So the one time I had shower wine thats how I did it. Same with using a bottle instead of a can for beer.
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Oct 14, 2016 01:16
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Burt Sexual posted:Idgi idk what to tell you classic mashup of hopkin green frog + cyber
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Solice Kirsk posted:I always thought a nice wine glass sitting on the soap dish would add a touch of class to a shower. So the one time I had shower wine thats how I did it. Same with using a bottle instead of a can for beer. Not safe man. Smashed glass in your foot before work would suck rear end. And the alcohol would make it bleed worse.
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A chunk of glass in my foot would prompt me to call in anyways. A quick picture of my gross bleeding foot so I can let my boss see the "proof" that I stepped on my razor and it's a day of Bloodborne and junk food for me.
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Oct 14, 2016 03:08
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Why even have a gallon of wine & shards of broken glass in your shower if you aren't gonna call in sick? That's the best part!
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Oct 14, 2016 03:15
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I hate when the shower gets my burrito all soggy
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Big Centipede posted:I hate when the shower gets my burrito all soggy Keep it wrapped in the foil except for the little bit you're eating and shower with your back to the shower head. This is like Bachelor Shower 101 stuff.
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Oct 14, 2016 03:30
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Use the driest part of the tile, guacamole, and your finger to figure out opitmal burrito/water stream placement.
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Subjunctive posted:If you're having enough booze before work to materially affect how quickly you bleed, you're probably better off calling in sick anyway. Sometimes people take showers after work 
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Terrible Robot posted:Sometimes people take showers after work True, but the post said "before work".
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