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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
Supercooling and superheating are both really cool and potentially really scary things.

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4546796/donald-trump-sentence

How many signs of having a stroke are going on here?

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

BrianBoitano posted:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4546796/donald-trump-sentence

How many signs of having a stroke are going on here?

Holy poo poo what the gently caress

I think I get it now. Ever heard about that thing where if you draw a circle in the air in front of a dragonfly, it's brain shuts down and you can pick it up without it flying away? It's like that. He spews words in such a random manner that his followers don't hear what he's saying, they're just lulled into a fugue.

Mezzanine has a new favorite as of 03:34 on Oct 13, 2016

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

BrianBoitano posted:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4546796/donald-trump-sentence

How many signs of having a stroke are going on here?

Here's the thing, uh whoa lost my train of thought, if my supporters, all good people good folks with strong values and ecumenical good sense. If all of those people come together our collective brain diseases from prion accumulation, I feel very strongly on this issue, can do good in a way that on the surface layer will look very bad, to anyone not writhing in senility but that's who I am and my base and if you would just look at my political record, which as a servant of the public, I have never been or had, although I've been groomed (and have groomed) several young women and myself into the fields of commercial real estate and swimsuit contests and should be trusted improbably.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


syscall girl posted:

Here's the thing, uh whoa lost my train of thought, if my supporters, all good people good folks with strong values and ecumenical good sense. If all of those people come together our collective brain diseases from prion accumulation, I feel very strongly on this issue, can do good in a way that on the surface layer will look very bad, to anyone not writhing in senility but that's who I am and my base and if you would just look at my political record, which as a servant of the public, I have never been or had, although I've been groomed (and have groomed) several young women and myself into the fields of commercial real estate and swimsuit contests and should be trusted improbably.

:ortiz:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Mezzanine posted:

Holy poo poo what the gently caress

I think I get it now. Ever heard about that thing where if you draw a circle in the air in front of a dragonfly, it's brain shuts down and you can pick it up without it flying away? It's like that. He spews words in such a random manner that his followers don't hear what he's saying, they're just lulled into a fugue.

I'm somewhat sure he was talking about Nuclear power. And still managed to praise Iran and slip in a backhand insult towards women.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I've seen seagulls go after cats during nesting season, they're big rear end birds, that cat got off lucky.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2TcYP6HuA

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I'm gonna rebut Alex who is hilariously old and out of touch with a famous nerdcore track we've all heard, don't front.

Which is also out of touch and hilariously bad but something I'd fess up to as well. Just not my current thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwcVXnTN7D4

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


yeah was that nerd lady on the x files or did she host a trivia gameshow for 400 years? checkmate bitch

*she did end up beating the poo poo out of everyone so whatever

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

im pooping! posted:

yeah was that nerd lady on the x files or did she host a trivia gameshow for 400 years? checkmate bitch

*she did end up beating the poo poo out of everyone so whatever

that sounds like a sentence from an alien overlord

possibly given by bees

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

I used to be really big into Nerdcore but man does it get really tiring after a while.

Although I think ytcracker still makes some solid music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TAabXqypbI

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Co-opting hip-hop like Elvis did with rock-and-roll is not the worst thing white people did. He was also the biggest closeted gay/bi star along with Little Richard.

You might say it was a little misguided if it was purely a money grab but the drive to be a celeb using someone else's style is at least understandable. Especially back in the day when managers ruled the music world.

Wapole Languray
Jul 4, 2012

Elvis Co-Opting Rock and Roll is a persistent myth, and isn't really accurate at all, it's basically something people just decided was true via baseless assumption.

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/07/whats-so-great-about-elvis-he-didnt-invent-or-steal-anything/374081/

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/presley1.asp

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

syscall girl posted:

Here's the thing, uh whoa lost my train of thought, if my supporters, all good people good folks with strong values and ecumenical good sense. If all of those people come together our collective brain diseases from prion accumulation, I feel very strongly on this issue, can do good in a way that on the surface layer will look very bad, to anyone not writhing in senility but that's who I am and my base and if you would just look at my political record, which as a servant of the public, I have never been or had, although I've been groomed (and have groomed) several young women and myself into the fields of commercial real estate and swimsuit contests and should be trusted improbably.

quote:

"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

Jasque
Jan 13, 2006
Garbage! That hovercraft is a joke of engineering, and that helmet would never protect your brain from lasers!
I have friends who suffer from ADD, and even they are blown away by this word salad bullshit.

SlightButSteady
Sep 13, 2007

Soiled Meat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangentiality

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Trump doesn't need to have political experience. He will assemble a team of actual politicians and his it's his management skills that will Make America Great Again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NykDfc_zvVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd_GOEMz3og

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHrdwD2khic&t=20s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBxTdX_UHUQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofgYJvVke40&t=28s

(some old, some new)

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

BrianBoitano posted:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4546796/donald-trump-sentence

How many signs of having a stroke are going on here?

Yes indeed. Who would have thought of the power of nuclear energy all the way back in 1981?

Just like any true businessman, he knows if he throws enough lingo in there confidently he can fool a percentage of people into believing he knows what he's talking about. The problem is he doesn't know good diplomatic or political jargon so his brain has to shoot off somewhere else when he runs out of the best words he knows.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Fishstick posted:

It took multiple people at boston dynamics kicking over robots and intentionally shoving them and tripping them. But. It begins.
http://i.imgur.com/eHlOGEE.gifv

And it begins with dodgeball

Who cares about the robot when they have a human looking android surfing for memes in the back there

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tSwJ8zesOM

Another stupid driver.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
New Aussie dashcam compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIJFQWHepSA

Stan Taylor
Oct 13, 2013

Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy

BrianBoitano posted:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4546796/donald-trump-sentence

How many signs of having a stroke are going on here?

https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3g6NMS41rg

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

http://i.imgur.com/wi1gKk1.mp4

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

ro5s posted:

Vomit bleck.

This makes me never want to go to another fair/theme park again.

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

As the crowd mingles below for their turn, a light mist is felt.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Hahaha I can't stop watching.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

That's how that's supposed to work.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Poetry in motion

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Phuzun posted:

As the crowd mingles below for their turn, a light mist is felt.

Welcome to the RAZER afterparty.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Jasque posted:

I have friends who suffer from ADD, and even they are blown away by this word salad bullshit.

If you fed it into a Markov chain generator, Markov's corpse would explode.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Subjunctive posted:

If you fed it into a Markov chain generator, Markov's corpse would explode.

If you fed it to a Markov generator it would probably win the election.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Phanatic posted:

If you fed it to a Markov generator it would probably win the election.

Russians playing the real long game here.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
No one likes the carnival version of acid rain.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Data Graham posted:

Russians playing the real long game here.

Chekhov's gun is really more their candidate's thing.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spm4EE5UOLU

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Oct 30, 2009

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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"Coke"

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