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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Who's gonna be the former all-pro QB who's a throwing weapons expert from Dead Island one? That guy ruled.

I laughed so hard throughout that game.

I think we all know who it should be.

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Hup!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


The Browns QB is a Goomba getting stepped on by Mario forever.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Back to the Packers mascot, why on earth isn't it a big ol Holstein cow? Meat and cheese represented, visually distinct from the two other bovine mascots. It's that or a guy behind a deli counter.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

rare Magic card l00k posted:

The Browns QB is a Goomba getting stepped on by Mario forever.

Or that secret trick in SMB1 where you enternally jumped on a Koopa Troopa shell in world 3-1 for almost unlimited lives.

Hey Febreeze, about time for Farthouse 6: More Farts More Furiouser?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Well poo poo, this thread was posted well over a year ago.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Someone come up with a good low effort community gimmick so everyone can FART for the first few pages of a new thread.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Grittybeard posted:

Someone come up with a good low effort community gimmick so everyone can FART for the first few pages of a new thread.

FART Goodell giving a fine for a team twitter page using a gif

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Grittybeard posted:

Someone come up with a good low effort community gimmick so everyone can FART for the first few pages of a new thread.

I'm still miffed we never got that collection of Peyton Manning Fivehead FARTs.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

whypick1 posted:

I'm still miffed we never got that collection of Peyton Manning Fivehead FARTs.

Was that Gonad who was collecting those?


Grittybeard posted:

Someone come up with a good low effort community gimmick so everyone can FART for the first few pages of a new thread.

We did haiku last time. Can't hurt to do that again. Or dirty limericks.

There once was a Flacco from Nantucket....

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Silly Burrito posted:

Was that Gonad who was collecting those?


There were lots of ideas from a couple people, including automating it (which I can't do)

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

There were lots of ideas from a couple people, including automating it (which I can't do)

I vaguely remember them. I think I did one too.

Awful lot of good farts in the last five years.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Grittybeard posted:

Someone come up with a good low effort community gimmick so everyone can FART for the first few pages of a new thread.

Stuff brady did during his month off

Increasingly ridiculous reasons for flags/fines on players


Draw/write/sing/whatever

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

got any sevens posted:

If anything, giants fans /aren't/ jealous of brady, because they already kicked his cheating rear end twice. 18-1 forever lol

If only the Seahawks were as good as Eli Manning.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


digging up some old stuff and came across something fantastic. I wish I could remember who made it

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
News: Ehud declares the Dolphin's Season a Fire Dump
+
Views: NC 17 (christmas shoes) posts a picture of a dumpster fire
=

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

DJExile posted:

digging up some old stuff and came across something fantastic. I wish I could remember who made it



drat, I'm trying to remember who did that. The "Please Sammy, they had a fanbase" was part of my avatar for a while.




Now I have this godawful thing

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
i have a cold and i just woke up from a nap with the first verse to a made up NFL fight song called Make The Big Boys Clack Their Pads in my head

make the big boys clack their pads again
make the big boys clack their pads
we'll be on our feet
for the head inj'ries
when the big boys
clack their pads

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

He never started a game. I only add starters to the Hydra :colbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

v2vian man posted:

i have a cold and i just woke up from a nap with the first verse to a made up NFL fight song called Make The Big Boys Clack Their Pads in my head

make the big boys clack their pads again
make the big boys clack their pads
we'll be on our feet
for the head inj'ries
when the big boys
clack their pads

Those are the best kinds of dreams. :allears:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Time to figure out what Kevin Hogan looks like, Febreeze

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

He never started a game. I only add starters to the Hydra :colbert:

Ah, yes, the rarefied are of "Browns Starting Quarterback"

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Febreeze posted:

He never started a game. I only add starters to the Hydra :colbert:

The shirt's already been printed :colbert:

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Silly Burrito posted:


There once was a Flacco from Nantucket....

Who can bomb the ball so he thought "gently caress it."

The pass hit the ground,

but a PI flag was found.

The yardage from that was sweet,

and we now wonder is he elite?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

OxySnake posted:

Who can bomb the ball so he thought "gently caress it."

The pass hit the ground,

but a PI flag was found.

The yardage from that was sweet,

and we now wonder is he elite?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




Silly Burrito posted:

There once was a Flacco from Nantucket....


Who can bomb the ball so he thought "gently caress it."

The pass hit the ground,

but a PI flag was found.

He is elite so suck it.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It started so well.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Atlanta's QB is Matt Ryan
He's a golem of bread and cryin'
He split with his wife
For he hated his life
His dreams unfulfilled despite tryin'

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Febreeze posted:

He never started a game. I only add starters to the Hydra :colbert:

This is unrelated but I would like you to know that your Buffalo Bill's Trump logo are on a team's shirts in my flag football league and I had to resist saying: "I POST ON THE INTERNET WITH THE GUY THAT MADE THOSE"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

can somebody make an avatar for GaussianCopula

I need it to say, "I'm the kind of pats fan that complains when we miss a FG when we're already up by 31 points in the second quarter"

or just make something no pats fan would ever want as their avatar

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Ehud posted:

can somebody make an avatar for GaussianCopula

I need it to say, "I'm the kind of pats fan that complains when we miss a FG when we're already up by 31 points in the second quarter"

or just make something no pats fan would ever want as their avatar

a Tom Brady made of poo poo

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

can somebody make an avatar for GaussianCopula

I need it to say, "I'm the kind of pats fan that complains when we miss a FG when we're already up by 31 points in the second quarter"

or just make something no pats fan would ever want as their avatar

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



Savage

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



lmao hell yeah

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


hahahahaha

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

~purchased~

BitterAvatar
Jun 19, 2004

I do not miss the future

You are wonderful. My favorite part is the typo.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

:lol:

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

BitterAvatar posted:

You are wonderful. My favorite part is the typo.

I make no apologies, I was in a rush. :argh:

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