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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Hollywood is currently developing a Tetris trilogy. Also a Play-Doh movie. It's really gotten to the point where they'll make a movie out of any brand or word people remember or have some sort of nostalgia for. I'm awaiting a pogs movie. Hey 90's kids remember pogs? Is that triggering enough nostalgia to see this movie?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Hollywood is currently developing a Tetris trilogy. Also a Play-Doh movie. There's a Trolls movie coming out soon too.
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The_Franz posted:A bunch of Disney executives are now figuring out how to shoehorn $200 million of CG into a Dick Tracy remake. Warren Beatty actually bought the rights to Dick Tracy way back in 1985 and made a deal with Disney to make the original 1990 film, he is obsessed with the character. He never gave up his dream of making a sequel and even fought a lawsuit against Tribune Media to keep the rights from 2004 until 2011. He was still talking about doing a sequel earlier this year. There were tons of Dick Tracy movie serials and feature movies in the 1930s and 40s, I guess Hollywood has never quite given up the character.
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a bone to pick posted:Videogame stories are written by failed screenwriters. I heard that if you turn off your monitor and say this three times Uwe Boll will appear and punch you in the face
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh and there's an emoji movie coming out August 2017. And of course the poop emoji is going to feature. I hope they have a 9/11 recreation like I always make with emojis
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh and there's an emoji movie coming out August 2017. And of course the poop emoji is going to feature. I don't know who any of these emoji's are so they done hosed up.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh and there's an emoji movie coming out August 2017. And of course the poop emoji is going to feature. Cant wait for the wise cracking black poop emoji.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Hollywood is currently developing a Tetris trilogy. Also a Play-Doh movie. I would rather watch a movie about money being shoveled into a furnace
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh and there's an emoji movie coming out August 2017. And of course the poop emoji is going to feature. hey they're still making new Best of the Worst level films in our modern era
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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:No it's idiots who like them. People who like to be spoon-fed 12 minutes of action every 6 minutes with color-coded characters. Characters whose development is equivalent to a six-page carboard book for toddlers where the goose and the rooster learn at the end that teamwork is good! It's so weird how my coworker is such a smart and organized lady, but she completely eats up trashy movies like Pixels and thinks movies like Jack & Jill are hilarious. She's also seems to hate the more nerdy and intellectually stimulating movies. She's definitely Hollywood's target audience, and my nerd brain can't deal with it. Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh and there's an emoji movie coming out August 2017. And of course the poop emoji is going to feature. They shoulda stuck with these guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbQ1nIs864U Wicker Man fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Oct 13, 2016 |
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a bone to pick posted:Everything with his parents being spies is part of the clone saga so I assume they were building up to that or the ultimate spider-man story-line of his dad creating the Venom symbiote, which is just as bad. They were definitely going for the ultimate spider-man thing where Richard Parker's research casts a long shadow over the story but did it very poorly. Slanderer posted:actually those movies were good and cool Nah.
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Predator is the superior film but Commando is probably the best "late at night on basic cable" action movie in history. Well, tossup with Roadhouse. A point in Commando's favor: its theme tune, which plays constantly throughout the film, is 50% "a single guy plinking out a calypso tune on a steel drum" and 50% "that particular sort of lazy saxophone melody that infected pop music for a while in the 80s" and its just such a ridiculous counterpoint to what's happening in the film
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwhcJiTfYA4 It's like an upbeat version of the X-COM geoscape theme.
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Mr. Jive posted:I heard that if you turn off your monitor and say this three times Uwe Boll will appear and punch you in the face Finally I can have something in common with Lowtax.
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THE BAR posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwhcJiTfYA4 if the theme music tried to be way more serious and gritty and dramatic I don't think the film would be anywhere near as fun as it is with a theme tune this snappy
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HIJK posted:You're not wrong though personally I think the blandness is more attributable to Hollywood's stranglehold on any hint of creativity. It would be easy to flesh these characters out into distinct figures but they won't because Hollywood doesn't know how to do that anymore. This army of identical retards in spandex is a veritable gallery of creativity, and it's only because of the studio bigwigs that we don't get to see the full artistic potential of these Happy Meal toys.
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I've never seen a thread stray so far off it's topic of Jay and his cum
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steinrokkan posted:This army of identical retards in spandex is a veritable gallery of creativity, and it's only because of the studio bigwigs that we don't get to see the full artistic potential of these Happy Meal toys. Weird how it takes Europeans (you're from Bulgaria right?) to rile on Superhero crap. And what I mean is not weird at all. And what I mean is you other not-european guys are so deep down in the shithole you forgot what life is on the outside.
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Baronjutter posted:It's really gotten to the point where they'll make a movie out of any brand or word people remember or have some sort of nostalgia for. I'm awaiting a pogs movie. Hey 90's kids remember pogs? Is that triggering enough nostalgia to see this movie? I, too, await a pawgs movie.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC9abcLLQpI Heres a new Star War trailer. I don't know what it is in particular but I'm just not feeling this film. The Dirty Dozen in a star wars sounds like fun. Maybe it's like Mike and Jay were saying, its another film with a Death Star and at this point we've seen enough of those giant golf balls.
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it's gonna be weird having a derivative star wars movie. like the core is space wizard finding their way/triumphing over the dark-side. so I'm not feeling the whole "spunky smuggler finds.... her.... way.... and triumphs but still loses in the big picture because this is a prequel?"
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they're making a john wick 2 so I still have hope for hollywood
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gently caress my rear end, another josh re:view. not even gonna link it.
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Saw this on my feed today, congrats on the win Rich!
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I liked Finn because he didn't feel like a fanfiction rewrite of an existing character. It's nice to see a black male lead who is an unabashed dork and not really particularly great at anything, but he's got his heart in the right place. The movie felt like a really simple script, but if they don't gently caress up Episode 8, I think there's plenty of neat directions they could take it. I like not knowing where the characters will go, precisely--I feel like Finn will become a sort of dashing rogue in the next one, Poe will be a bit more of a hardened fighter pilot, the two team-up often, and Rey will become more mysterious and aloof as she unlocks her force powers. Rey becoming a villain under Luke's tutelage would suck though, it basically would show that Luke was never supposed to take up the mantle of Jedi Master because every one of his students went evil. UNLESS they show he had a bunch of students who are all Jedi in various corners of the galaxy, which would also be cool. I'm glad to have Star Wars' universe "alive" again for lack of a better term, but it will suck if it just becomes a soulless marketing exercise. I want more video games, good video games, that let me explore new corners of the galaxy and meet weird aliens and not be written by Bioware. EDIT: what the gently caress happened to my avatar
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What kind of cheese do you think Josh smells like? I'm thinking Blue Cheese or some aged Swiss.
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Mr. Jive posted:Saw this on my feed today, congrats on the win Rich! 
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gonna watch the vid later but i remeber watching the gate as a kid and being scared. i hope josh just sits there quietly and lets only jay talk
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steinrokkan posted:This army of identical retards in spandex is a veritable gallery of creativity, and it's only because of the studio bigwigs that we don't get to see the full artistic potential of these Happy Meal toys. Yes except unironically. 
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Who's this beard guy? He's ok, I guess.
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Baronjutter posted:Who's this beard guy? He's ok, I guess. You and I and everyone else in this thread are the beard guy.
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Baronjutter posted:Who's this beard guy? He's ok, I guess. Go watch ever single thing on their channel in chronological order and don't come back until you have. reignofevil posted:You and I and everyone else in this thread are the beard guy. no
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