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brunch with yr parents
Jan 6, 2013

SWEATBOX SYMPHONY

If it flies, floats, or fucks, it's always better to rent.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

brunch with yr parents posted:

If it flies, floats, or fucks, it's always better to rent.

Amen

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I'm interested in a lease-to-own butt rental service.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

brunch with yr parents posted:

If it flies, floats, or fucks, it's always better to rent.

Just make sure to check the undercarriage for parasites first.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Get the additional insurance. That way no matter the damage done to the butt you're off the hook.

I had to return mine because it had a huge crack in it

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Trig Discipline posted:

I had to return mine because it had a huge crack in it

IT'S A FEATURE

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm not sure I like the looks of that Are you ready for STIHL sign

:ohdear:

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOw-jplSMk

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm not sure I like the looks of that Are you ready for STIHL sign

:ohdear:

A new Stihl butt would go well with my brass balls.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Haha newsmax is so off the wall, might as well be The Onion subsidiary

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

It got dismantled. :haw:

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Anything that kept Trump from looking like an eight-foot-tall vampire stalker did him a favor, stop complaining.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I don't understand. Is this implying that the podium contained some kind of projector that altered the appearance of Clinton's height?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

twoday posted:

I don't understand. Is this implying that the podium contained some kind of projector that altered the appearance of Clinton's height?
It might be about her team feeding her info or lines via screen during the debate, but it might equally, or maybe even slightly more, likely be about the podium projecting a human holographic image over her reptilian true form.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I'm just laughing at the idea of a 'coughing prevention machine' that somehow both exists and fits under a pantsuit.

Edit: Also she's an old lady, any 'irregularities' in her outfit are probably from things like trying to hide perfectly normal old people things like insulin pumps or hearing aides.

double edit: or microphone equipment, of course

Kwyndig has a new favorite as of 16:07 on Oct 13, 2016

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Lol it's a microphone and you can see it clearly on her lapel in one of the same photos. Holy poo poo

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



My Lovely Horse posted:

It might be about her team feeding her info or lines via screen during the debate, but it might equally, or maybe even slightly more, likely be about the podium projecting a human holographic image over her reptilian true form.

Jesus christ, this exact same thing played out in 2004 when Bush had the exact same device under his coat during debates and all the leftist sites made the exact same wacko claims

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Goodpancakes posted:

Lol it's a microphone and you can see it clearly on her lapel in one of the same photos. Holy poo poo

No!

It's clearly a row of spines on her back sticking through her clothing!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It got dismantled. :haw:

Booooooooooo

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Data Graham posted:

Jesus christ, this exact same thing played out in 2004 when Bush had the exact same device under his coat during debates and all the leftist sites made the exact same wacko claims

Example?

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Data Graham posted:

Jesus christ, this exact same thing played out in 2004 when Bush had the exact same device under his coat during debates and all the leftist sites made the exact same wacko claims

Ha, I totally forgot about this but you're absolutely right. Lots of stuff about an earpiece or some other mystery device to feed him answers.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


The answer were all poo poo non answers so who cares if they were fed lines

It's not like they were in some sort of trivia quiz

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Loving the "coughing prevention machine" theory.

I'd like to know how such a machine works.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Lizard Combatant posted:

Loving the "coughing prevention machine" theory.

I'd like to know how such a machine works.

It injects Vicks VapoRub directly underneath the skin in 10 minute intervals.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Lizard Combatant posted:

Loving the "coughing prevention machine" theory.

I'd like to know how such a machine works.

It administers cough drops via suppository

E:
:ninja:

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Scurrilous identity politics are nothing new to America. See, William Henry Harrison's "Log Cabin Campaign" of 1840

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
http://www.salon.com/2004/10/30/bulge_5/

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Interesting comparison. Let's see here, William Henry Harrison:

- Ran in a severely depressed economy against a more experienced opponent
- Pretended to be a man of the people despite being a rich rear end in a top hat from a long line of rich assholes
- Had low prospects starting out but surprised everybody by building support in an unexpected way
- Used marketing techniques to convince the public that his opponent was cold and untrustworthy
- Caught a fatal illness at his own inauguration and died before actually doing anything as president

I suddenly find myself more optimistic about the prospects of a Trump victory.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
Hilary Clinton is cold and untrustworthy tho

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


I don't like the idea of modern medicine keeping his medulla oblongata alive so he can "make decisions".

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gbut posted:

I don't like the idea of modern medicine keeping his medulla oblongata alive so he can "make decisions".

No you're wrong Colonel Sanders!
My Momma Says!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

RandomFerret posted:

Interesting comparison. Let's see here, William Henry Harrison:

- Ran in a severely depressed economy against a more experienced opponent
- Pretended to be a man of the people despite being a rich rear end in a top hat from a long line of rich assholes
- Had low prospects starting out but surprised everybody by building support in an unexpected way
- Used marketing techniques to convince the public that his opponent was cold and untrustworthy
- Caught a fatal illness at his own inauguration and died before actually doing anything as president

I suddenly find myself more optimistic about the prospects of a Trump victory.

But then rhat would leave us with president pence which is less than ideal

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


bunnyofdoom posted:

But then rhat would leave us with president pence which is less than ideal

What's the line of succession after VP again?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Kwyndig posted:

What's the line of succession after VP again?

I believe speaker of the house. So Ryan?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Only the killer clowns can save us now.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Octane rating of k9

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New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Rockin Orthodontist posted:

Only the killer clowns can save us now.

ICP for president!

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