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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:if you've never gotten called in at 4am to take out the trash in the PSGs office in the motorpool then I just don't even know Two am for me. The weekend before deployment.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:if you've never gotten called in at 4am to take out the trash in the PSGs office in the motorpool then I just don't even know i got that a LOT for room inspections when i was at campbell. 3:45am RING RING RING "get into ACUs, we will be up to your room in 15 minutes for a room inspection" why the gently caress did i have to get into ACUs for that stupid poo poo when PT wasn't for another three goddamn hours. 4:07am as they are leaving "pack a ruck and get down to the company by 0445 for a ruck march" THE gently caress?? sick call was p crowded on those days
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milk milk lemonade posted:The land line doesn't even solve the problem. Is anyone else old enough to remember that? Just ignore calls and say you weren't home. Not like I have to wait by the phone all the time lt col dickhead This problem still exists at intelligence agencies where the entire building is a SCIF. It's a blessing and a curse.
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Oct 13, 2016 02:04
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Could you be a hooah soldier but not believe in using electronic technology? Like for some religious reason about using tools of the devil and just driving a really old school car, thus not requiring a phone of any type and shamming out of anything and everything
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MurderBot posted:Could you be a hooah soldier but not believe in using electronic technology? Like for some religious reason about using tools of the devil and just driving a really old school car, thus not requiring a phone of any type and shamming out of anything and everything Like a Mennonite or something?
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Oct 13, 2016 02:23
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Pesticide20 posted:Like a Mennonite or something? mennonites have come a long way they are amish people with iphones btw the army sucks
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TBeats posted:mennonites have come a long way Uhhh no argument there. I just mentioned Mennonite because a dude in my old unit had been a Mennonite.
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Oct 13, 2016 02:26
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gently caress, the field?!
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I still miss the military in general *thus my attempt at the cream corn OCS* but I would totally love it if I could do it on my terms: Rule 1: 8-5 most days, which will involve going to the range every so often but just me and who I choose. Bob Barker is in the safety tower and continues to let us know to spay and neuter our pets Rule 2: Field days will not last longer than 4 days and I must be put up in a hotel Rule 3: I'm immediately promoted to Major General Rule 4: unlimited sick days and leave time Rule 5: I have a hot secretary for an office that I will use when needed Rule 6: I don't have to really do anything if I don't want to because my contract says so
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Oct 13, 2016 02:36
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words do not exist that accurately describe how much i hate the army
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:words do not exist that accurately describe how much i hate the army do you feel the knot of rage in your gut and feel your blood pressure rise sometimes when you stop and just think about the army?
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MurderBot posted:I still miss the military in general *thus my attempt at the cream corn OCS* but I would totally love it if I could do it on my terms: can we smoke weed in your army because if we can i will join your army just station me in colorado please
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TBeats posted:can we smoke weed in your army because if we can i will join your army just station me in colorado please
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So yes, you can smoke weed all you want but you can't be actively high at work. Sorry there has to be some order. But yeah bruh 100% 1st pick duty station in my army.
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Oct 13, 2016 02:57
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are there any sort of enlistment options for those of us who choose not to leave our houses?
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:are there any sort of enlistment options for those of us who choose not to leave our houses? The mobile infantry. Control a murder bot from your mobile phone.
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Most of you must have never worked in the private sector, because the biggest item missing on that list is working from home. 90% of the unclassified poo poo in the Army above the company level can be accomplished from home, no reason to go to a stupid rear end formation in the morning or sit in a cube farm in a shittily renovated building built while Patton was still a butter bar.
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Oct 13, 2016 03:26
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eh nevermind the army is just STUPID AF
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psydude posted:Most of you must have never worked in the private sector, because the biggest item missing on that list is working from home. 90% of the unclassified poo poo in the Army above the company level can be accomplished from home, no reason to go to a stupid rear end formation in the morning or sit in a cube farm in a shittily renovated building built while Patton was still a butter bar. PT and tradition (but mostly pt) you heartless shitbag
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:do you feel the knot of rage in your gut and feel your blood pressure rise sometimes when you stop and just think about the army? yeah a bit of the red mist descends and i feel like screaming aloud how stupid and bad an organization it is
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Oct 13, 2016 03:44
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This Saturday, I'm going to be sleeping in while the people in my old unit take a PT test. Feels good. Might even wake up a bit early and go for a leisurely run around the lake at a nice, slow 9 minute pace.
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psydude posted:This Saturday, I'm going to be sleeping in while the people in my old unit take a PT test. Feels good. Might even wake up a bit early and go for a leisurely run around the lake at a nice, slow 9 minute pace. go to their track and walk two miles at the same time wear earbuds, untucked shirt, ankle length black socks or vibram five toes stop for a smoke break halfway through
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So that hot office and secretary you might use. Like which one are you using? Cause that office man...if you get your own? Dude I played video games when I should have been working. A lot.
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Oct 13, 2016 04:17
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We do have enlistment bonus's for those who wish to enlist in the Ministry of Paranormal Warfare of Military Intelligence. Please PM me if you would like to know more.
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I would like to know more
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TBeats posted:PT and tradition (but mostly pt) you heartless shitbag I think it was this forum that taught me everything there is to know about tradition: Tradition is always used as an excuse to do something retarded, never as an excuse to do something smart.
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Soulex posted:I would like to know more enlistment bonus is $5,000 *half upon completion of Paranormal Warfare School half at the end of your enlistment* and Airborne school.
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Oct 13, 2016 04:36
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Airborne is a deal breaker. I don't believe in things that can fly
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psydude posted:This Saturday, I'm going to be sleeping in while the people in my old unit take a PT test. Feels good. Might even wake up a bit early and go for a leisurely run around the lake at a nice, slow 9 minute pace. I absolutely hated doing group PT while in, but I'm running more now that I'm out and this morning I ran slow as hell and stopped at a mile and a half. You know why I stopped? Because I loving felt like it and I'm an adult.
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No heart.
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No motivation.
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The Rat posted:No heart. I make sure to always run at least two miles so that I still qualify as having heart.
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Sounds like someone didn't make it. Because their weak little heart couldn't take it. 
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What was that poo poo called when you were on a bigger mission and everytime you hit some objective or waypoint or phaseline you'd radio up a different codeword and they were alphabetical and poo poo like sportsball teams or beers or whatever? Like you clear the village and you're like "Becks" and then you go to the next place and you radio up "Coors"?
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Phase line?
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Retarded. You call it retarded
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Stanley Goodspeed posted:What was that poo poo called when you were on a bigger mission and everytime you hit some objective or waypoint or phaseline you'd radio up a different codeword and they were alphabetical and poo poo like sportsball teams or beers or whatever? Like you clear the village and you're like "Becks" and then you go to the next place and you radio up "Coors"? One time I was responsible for helping plan a route and had to come up with the dumb phase line names with another guy that had been in Italy with me and we named them after all of the Italian strip clubs we had been too. Then my commander pussied out and changed the names because they weren't professional enough. Motherfucker those were professional enough to remain in business for years
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if i have no heart why i have pulse? checkmate first sargent
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